Caption Contest – Bumped for Results

With 179 entries, give or take, this was one of our most popular contests ever, and the results are in. Honourable mentions to:
“The day the henhouse fought back.” – Posted by: Ed
“Peter Piper plinked a pack of PETA pups” – Posted by: GR Thompson
“At Least We’re Not Clubbing Seals!” – Posted by: indiana homez
And the winner is….


“I told them. Don’t put Michael Moore on a dogsled. I TOLD them.”

Congratulations, Clifford. Shoot me an email and we’ll get your prize on its way. (Photo credit).

187 Replies to “Caption Contest – Bumped for Results”

  1. “Making sure that Saskatchewan folk singers can still go for a walk in the snow… one prairie dog at a time.”
    By the by – what’s the best calibre for these critters?

  2. Disgusting! If he wants to catch coyotes–he needs an F-150! I can just see that guy coming out of the bar at 2:00 AM on a cold, foggy winter night, and a dozen cats jump out of the box. The last time I saw a picture like that, the truck was a 66 Ford!

  3. …and now Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome to the ice of Jobing.com Arena Glendale’s own…. and yyy…ooo..uuu..rrr…Phoenix Coyotes.

  4. When I think of the angst this would cause some preachy urban condo dwellers, I have to believe Kate’s standard “Heh” works best. 🙂

  5. I’ve shot a couple in the yard this year, too. Worried about the house pets and the neighbor’s 4 year old daughter. The coyote population has been growing exponentially in the last few years. Lack of hunting…Their fear of humans is waning.
    Actually, the political Left should be impressed with this! Controlling population and resources for the greater good! Spreading the wealth to other species at the Coyote’s expense!
    Heh.
    BTW, I’ve been getting them with a .22LRHP. Which I don’t like, as I am more likely to wound without killing. My preferred caliber for varmint is .223…

  6. “Everyone who wants to stop playing “roadkill” and eat the first thing that comes along hold up your paw.”
    4 X 4 for fourteen 4 footed frozen foxes
    “Yes I know”
    It’s pictures like this that almost make it worth bailing General Motors out.
    PETA Adoptions.

  7. Pet protection patrol at work. PPP
    If people had any idea how coyotes, in a city like Edmonton. Who allows these predators in unfettered numbers. Eat their dogs or cats. With a try at the occasional baby.They would be a happy crew seeing this.In fact join the culling.
    Yo should see the posters of hundreds of peoples dogs snatched from public parks.
    Hoping their animals where just lost.The desperation of the owners is heart breaking. Being a Parks & Rec guy. I know better.We find the remains.

  8. Was Al Gore in the neighbourhood and went for a walk? Temperature must have dropped so fast these coyotes couldn’t run fast enough and just froze solid.

  9. The head of ACME Product Development said: “Our rockets did not work as planned, but our new fake-train-tunnel product will definitely do the trick.”

  10. A sign Furriers are about to report record 4th quarter profits or another day at Air Canada Cargo.

  11. Of course if I was walking around downtown Los Angeles I’d take the photo and start showing the local plebeians how Canadians like to pick out the traditional coyote to take home and decorate in the finest Christmas motif where the children will gather around to find presents Christmas morning. After the presents are open the family will stick the Christmas Coyote in the oven to prepare it for the traditional feast.

  12. Just read the twitter feed of course the fun police have to be involved. I guess they ran out strip clubs to ban.
    Saskatoon Police ‏@SaskatoonPolice 8h
    @MermaidRoyale @ghol74 @WaywardReporter @peta We contacted SERM and they are aware of the issue.
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