Caption Contest – Bumped for Results

With 179 entries, give or take, this was one of our most popular contests ever, and the results are in. Honourable mentions to:
“The day the henhouse fought back.” – Posted by: Ed
“Peter Piper plinked a pack of PETA pups” – Posted by: GR Thompson
“At Least We’re Not Clubbing Seals!” – Posted by: indiana homez
And the winner is….


“I told them. Don’t put Michael Moore on a dogsled. I TOLD them.”

Congratulations, Clifford. Shoot me an email and we’ll get your prize on its way. (Photo credit).

187 Replies to “Caption Contest – Bumped for Results”

  1. Mainline motors? I guess Rosetown has gotten rid of their coyote problem. Is there still a bounty being paid for those things?

  2. “By the by – what’s the best calibre for these critters?”
    Depends what you want them for.
    .223 Rem through to a .50 Cal from a helicopter gun ship covers things nicely.

  3. I was interested in the tweet that asked for an explaination of the legalities of it.
    Someone should ask that lady to explain why it wouldn’t be legal.
    Here in rural Newfoundland there are any number of moose, caribou, ducks, partridge, pheasant, etc, etc, sticking out of trucks.

  4. “After studying various economic polices put forward to save the local petting Zoo, the NDP submission was choosen as the best option…..”

  5. “RCMP deny that the ballistics report confirmed that the guns used in the slaughter were those taken from the High River Flood”

  6. There was ten in the bed and the little one said, roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out; there was nine in the bed and the little one said…..

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  9. We must correct the earlier headline about the Liberal caucus being killed in a mass shooting, turns out they where coyotes not diseased wolves as previously reported.

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