Via New Nostradamus;
The IPCC’s Fourth Assessment claimed that “there is strong evidence” of sea level rising over the last few decades. It goes as far as to claim: “Satellite observations available since the early 1990s provide more accurate sea level data… This decade-long satellite altimetry data set shows that since 1993, sea level has been rising at a rate of around 3mm yr–1, significantly higher than the average during the previous half century.”
Almost every word of this is untrue. Satellite altimetry is a wonderful and vital new technique that offers the reconstruction of sea level changes all over the ocean surface. But it has been hijacked and distorted by the IPCC for political ends.
In 2003 the satellite altimetry record was mysteriously tilted upwards to imply a sudden sea level rise rate of 2.3mm per year. When I criticised this dishonest adjustment at a global warming conference in Moscow, a British member of the IPCC delegation admitted in public the reason for this new calibration: “We had to do so, otherwise there would be no trend.”
(Emphasis mine.)

Hmm. I wonder if I’d be alowed to manufacture data at tax time.
Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.
CTV’s Jackie M has just announced WE ARE OFFICIALLY OUT OF KYOTO!
“We had to…”
That’s why it’s accurate to describe the whole AGW racket as politics. Dirty, crass, redistributionist politics.
At 1mm per year, if inundated, I have 1750 years to move before I drown if I were standing at sea level. For crying out loud, adapt. Not only that but the 1 mm rise is even questioned.
We are out of the money sponge called Kyoto, next up, out of the UN.. it appears to be ground zero for all these scams…
Wonder if they’ll drag Mo Strongs butt back from china to defend the accord in parliment.. It’d do my heart good to see his sorry a$$ dragged off to jail before he could snivel
“Wonder if they’ll drag Mo Strongs butt back from china to defend the accord in parliament”
There are $988,885 reasons why we probably won’t see him.
I have to say that I am proud of this government for standing up to the envirowhackos by pulling out of Kyoto. Next, to completely quit listening to everything coming out of the UN regarding climate. Finally, stop funding the UN and the CBC.
Even if it were true, so what? That’s hardly a catastrophic rise in an extremely short time. Sea levels have been rising slowly for as long as the massive ice sheets that covered most of the northern land masses have been melting.
However, since there is a climate conference to go to every year at this time, expect the greenie types and media stooges to be doing their bit to keep the scam alive. I mean an all expenses paid (by taxpayers) trip to an exotic location once a year is a pretty nice perk.
‘No matter if the science of global warming is all phony… climate change provides the greatest opportunity to bring about justice and equality in the world.
’- Christine Stewart, former Canadian Minister of the Environment
Heh guys, how do you like the fact that an elected member of Canada’s House of Commons in now an accredited government (different government than ours) delegate to the Durban conference?
Check out Liz May’s twitter brag about it.
Tweet from Green Party MP Elizabeth May.
Amazing. My request to Papua New Guinea came through. I have full credentials as a government delegate – fm PNG. Strong negotiators 4 Kyoto.
Further to my post..she should refund any and all salary and expense dollars she received from the Canadian Government for the time she spends as a representative of a different government..Papua New Guinea is welcome to her.
PWC, is that even legal? Isn’t that, like, treason or something?
Daniel, it’s not treason but it is illegal. An elected official of the Government of Canada cannot also be acting on behalf of the government of a foreign nation. At the very least, she should be asked to resign her seat in the House.
We are owning the “Fossil of the Day” podium. Canada has 11 so far. 3 way tie for 2 second place, with 3 each, Brazil, China, and Poland.
Curious that the Czech Republic, who I believe has the only world leader to be publicly on the record as a climate change denier, can’t find the podium.
H/T @ElizabethMay.
http://lockerz.com/s/162235367
They can measure sea level change in millimeters (and then lie about it)? Where’s my damn hoverboard!?!
I’ve sent copies of her post to my Member of Parliament, Gormley and Charles Adler. Love to see what comes from it. Why don’t you folks do the same?
WTF’s this* G-M headline mean?
Mao wants to know who Tory is.
“*China’s flexibility fails to soften Tory stand against Kyoto climate pact”
“shawn mccarthy”
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/chinas-flexibility-fails-to-soften-tory-stand-against-kyoto-climate-pact/article2260160/
Wait …
“Editor’s Note: An earlier Canadian Press version of this story indicated Canada is pulling out of the Kyoto Protocol. As reflected in this staff-written update, the Canadian government is not making a second commitment to Kyoto emission targets once the current period expires in 2012.”
That’s better … but, what does this mean?
G-M is unable to say:
Kyoto is dead and is interred/buried in PET Cemetery. The cause? Koyotointerruptus.
Can we try Lizzie May for treason on the floor of the House of Commons and declare her seat vacant?
// The world’s true experts on sea level are to be found at the International Union for Quaternary Reseach (INQUA) commission on Sea Level Changes and Coastal Evolution, not at the IPCC. Our research //
Nils Axel Mörner.
Heh. First off, he’s not there anymore [as he now ackowledges] & the Union has protested previous claims that he was.
Secondly, Dr. Mörner doesn’t do anything as onerous as direst measurement of sea level — he uses among other things a dowsing rod.
Locally, he is regarded as a kook & a pest —
Local newspaper Ystads Allehanda reports on new fieldwork in Ravlunda by amateur archaeologist Bob G Lind and retired geology professor Nils-Axel Mörner. The last time the two enthusiastic gentlemen interfered with the Iron Age cemetery in question, they were reprimanded by the County Archaeologist. Now they are clearing brush from the site in order to make their imagined Bronze Age calendar alignments clearer.
Future plans include magnetometry mapping. Mörner is quoted as believing that this technique will allow the pair to map individual ancient footprints in the subsoil, because in his opinion, magnetometry maps “compressed earth”.
See his LaRouche article refuting sea-level rise with a picture of a tree on a beach.
Time for a by-election in the Gulf Islands if Lizzy May is acting for a foreign “power”.
Do sea levels rise, or do land levels fall?
We hear so much about changes in sea levels and not a peep about changes in land levels.
Am I the only one who believes that land levels can change?
1800 meter fall in sea level?
“lizzie may took an axe
and gave kyoto 40 whacks
and when the job was nicely done
she looked around and her seat was gone”
(a weak attempt, I know) I agree with scar @ 12:26pm and Aviator @ 1:02pm.
foobert,
No. Just wait ’til ‘lizzie’ visits one of those South Pacific Islands she now represents !!
foobert- You’re not the only one, there’s a fairly active study of plate tectonics, etc. It’s much easier to keep track, now that GPS can measure height, based on the ellipsoid model. The only possible way to throw off GPS, is for the main base to shift. Since the US and Russia both have bases, the chances of error are very slight. Granted, GPS accuracy is only within a couple of MM, but with averaging, it’s very reliable.
I still can’t figure out why people who look at the ocean on a regular basis, believe Al Gore instead of their own eyes.
0bama promised this would be the moment the rise of the oceans would begin to slow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2pZSvq9bto&feature=youtube_gdata_player
I did an extremely sensitive scientific experiment about 1/4 mile from my daughters house at the North Carolina /Beach/Ocean..
I used white spray paint and put two stripes around a wooden fishing pier column.
(the paint will turn yellow)
After 5 years the ocean has neither risen or fallen on that fishing pier column at low tide or high tide..
“IPCC is full of Shit”..
-to download my pier fishing pole results,
and scientific grafts,
please download ocean-con-job.com
“foobert,
No. Just wait ’til ‘lizzie’ visits one of those South Pacific Islands she now represents !!”
Posted by: Garry at December 5, 2011 1:21 PM
The extra weight may cause the island to tip over and plummet to the bottom of the ocean. That can happen.
My grand-daughter just informed me that my fishing pier ocean level white stripe painting research was misleading.
She said I painted the stripes 3 years ago..
Oh well,
fudging a few years with ocean climate research is really no big deal,
Is it Phil?
At L’Anse aux Meadows in northern Nfld the sea level supposedly is about 1 m lower than it was when the Vikings inhabited the place.
That makes good sense, as it would have made the site more useable. But in any event that change is ascribed to post-glacial rebound.
3 mm per year rise over the last 30 years? I think we would have noticed that in St. John’s harbour.
I have a ocean gauge half way to the barn. You will be glad to know there is no change here in Sask.
I’m pretty sure anybody who’s seen her debate knows Lizzie May is a mental pigmy so she’s legacy candidate status and instant citizen of New Guinea which recognizes pygmies of all stripes just as New Zealand must accept Polynesians from anywhere.
Secondly beavers (Castor Canadensis) and guinea pigs (Cavia porcellus) are kissing cousins in the Rodentia order, so she’s most likely a lock for triple citizen of Canada, the US and now New Guinea.
My true fear is If she’s allowed to openly breed with the fine people of New Guinea we could inadvertently shift the population paradigm of retarded buck toothed midgets before nature fully intended.
The Law Of Unintended Consequences could come back and take a very large, “shear-like” and low bite, out of New Guinea if they’re not careful.
Jeez folks, don’t go out of your way to turf out Liz may. Think of the entertainment you are throwng away in the coming years. Think of the speech she will be obligated to give in Papua. I’m sure CBC will cover it. We have a long winter ahead and we really need Liz. Her stately presence will make us all proud as she speaks to 10’s of Papuans (?) has rose pedals thrown before her as she enters the palace. Since Harper probably doesn’t even know she is out of town, maybe we should just stay quiet. This could even be better than Little Mosque on the Prairie. Think of the children……..shhh.
dizzy at December 5, 2011 12:48 PM: Next I suppose we’ll see microscopic scientific analysis of bigfoot tracks and Smithsonian Barbie -type archeological studies from PhD candidates.
[i]”The extra weight may cause the island to tip over and plummet to the bottom of the ocean. That can happen.”
Posted by: Black Mamba at December 5, 2011 3:02 PM[/i]
Thanx for that Black Mamba. There I was…assuming again…that the airport would have been built at the center of the island. But I didn’t think lizzie would have gone looking for the beach…considering the oceans were rising …and all !!
I’m neither activist nor geologist but it has occurred to me that sea level is probably as difficult and possibly impossible to establish as a global temperature.
Tim Ball has enumerated the reality that there is NO GLOBAL TEMPERATURE due to (among other things)a lack of a complete network of monitoring stations especially with the 3/4 of the globe being ocean.
Sea-level is just a guess, when the effects of continental drift(with it’s associated subduction etc), techtonic shift (volcanism), glacial subduction, isostatic rebound, the simple settling of sediment(river deltas) and the inconvenient truth that volcanic islands are just cinder cones (volcanic ash) which are not granite monoliths….where can you establish a tidal guage which is not affected by any of these factors.
Then consider the lunar and solar tides….the effects of the large oceanic oscilations such as the Pacific Decadal Oscilation….
General observations are possible such as coral formations deposited during the Eemian (1 back) interglacial high up in Hawaii….which are also subject to settling(and other factors….volcanic islands)…
It’s all just vague specultion….