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154 Replies to “Heeeeeeeeere’s Iggy!”
Iggy looks really uncomfortable with the thought of getting his hands dirty.
With the hanging around hardware stores, the vest etc. seems like Iggy is trying to man up a little. Sort of like Al Gore tried os so long ago. Sorry Iggy once a girly man always a girlie man.
Why does Bris Karloff’s voice play in my head when I see this picture? OK, now I remember…
You’re a mean one Mr Ig
You really are a heel
You’re as cuddly as a cactus
You’re as charming as an eel
Mr. Ig
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel
You’re a vile one Mr. Ig
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Ig
Given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the a seasick crocodile
You’re a foul one Mr. Ig
You’re a nasty wastey skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch
The 3 words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote
Stink, Stank, Stunk
You nauseate me, Mr. Ig
With a nauseous super naus
You’re a crooked jerky jockey and,
you drive a crooked horse
Mr. Grinch
You’re 3 decker sour kraut toad stool sandwich
With borscht & arsenic sauce!
All pandering and no winning makes Iggy an angry Count.
All pandering and no winning makes Iggy an angry Count.
……………….All PANderING! and no
…………………..winning makes
……………………Iggy an
……………………..angry
……………………..COUNT
All pandering
and no WINNING!!!
makes Iggy an
angry Count.
(It’s too snowy up here in the winter. Why didn’t anyone tell me!!!???)
Mike looks totally astounded in this picture as he holds a power tool for the first time.
The Shining…..exactly!
Only he eats hotdogs with that splitter, ala citoyen Dijon.
Think of what Liebrannos would have done to our country, over the last 2-3 years. My god we dodged a bullet this time.
And in the wings waits Bobo Rae……ick.
How about a photo shopping and caption contest??
I don’t know who he is looking at, but I’m glad it wasn’t me.
“AXE me again if I’m an American! I dare yah!”
“I hope Harvard will AXE me back after I lose this election”
“Axes kill women. Short axes, long axes…they don’t care…all they care is they’re dead!”
Maybe he’ll use it to chop down Jack’s crutch.
Ziffel:
Pathetic poem? It was freakin’ Shakespeare.
Oy. Maybe the Twitter addition should have had its own post Kate. Not a word from the media (or anyone here) over this key demographic shift to Mr. Harper.
Great headline,btw!
It’s SO reminiscent of the scene in “The Shining” where Nicholson has gone completely nuts and is trying to beat down the door with an axe to murder his wife?
Nicholson screams,”here’s Johnny” as he bashes in the door.
Someone should photoshop that scene with the head of Iggy,and the caption,”here’s Mikey”! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TVooUHN7j4
It’d be the best attack ad of the campaign, unless the Liberals counter with the utterly terrifying “hidden agenda”!
REDRUM…REDRUM..REDRUM..
HERE’s Johnny!
Hello, Iggy. Come Caucus with us, Iggy. Forever, and ever, and ever.
Scream 4*.
“Ten years have passed, and Sidney Prescott, who has put herself back together thanks in part to her writing, is visited by the Ghostface Killer.”
…-
“MICHAEL IGNATIEFF HANDLING TOOLS IN GATINEAU, QUEBEC”
“The rap against Mr. Ignatieff is that he’s an academic, and therefore unable to relate to, say it with me, “ordinary Canadians.” Having photos taken at a hardware store is the perfect solution to this perception problem. In the first shot above, Mr. Ignatieff handles some sort of drill that no one I’ve ever known would handle, to show that, while he’s an “ordinary Canadian,” he’s also not afraid to be “extraordinary.”
In the second shot, he is brandishing an axe, while projecting a devil-may-care smile. This is his way of spreading the idea that you SHOULD VOTE FOR HIM, if you GET WHAT I’M SAYING and also to spread the idea that Scream 4 opens this weekend in wide release.” http://news.nationalpost.com/2011/04/15/photos-photographic-evidence-of-political-humanity/
*Scream 4. com
Jema
I think I’d be okay with a Hatchet Registry, but not a Long Axe Registry./sarc
Im a lumberjack and Im okay
I campaign all night and and I whine all day
I put on Layton’s clothing
and hang around with Gilles.
“ Registry – who said bloody registry?
I’m not telling you where the missing 50 million went from the 2 billion dollar Liberal Gun Registry!
Oh yea, by the way did we mention Harper plays a bad piano. Focus on the priorities CBC/ CTV ”
К топору зовите Русь, к топору!
To the axe call Russia, to the axe!
Thank you, Babelfish and Aaron.
Maybe he’ll use it to chop down Jack’s crutch.
Maybe he’ll use it to chop down to Jack’s crotch.
FIFY, Ghost of Ed.
I wonder how much Harper paid fool Iggnoramus to pose looking like an idiot
Not nice stereotyping us sofisticated Canajuns as hewers of wood…….
Voters need to cut these badass Liberals off at the knees.
I’m surprised he knew which end to pick up.
Maybe he’s going to bust PET out of the box with that thar axe…
Free Thinker, he’s a Liberal, he picked up the lighter end.
Iggy doing his “where`s that Jack hasbeen” stalk!
totally off topic, but does anyone know if Bell ExpressVu is going to offer/carry Sun News
totally off topic, but does anyone know if Bell ExpressVu is going to offer/carry Sun News
I can’t swear to it, but I heard they were NOT going to carry it. Shaw is giving it away free for 6 months.
Pat
If I saw that critter at the door, it’d be double tap time for sure.
He creeps me out. I’d hate to be in a situation with that critter having the upper hand.
“I am the big d*ck, and the NDP is my shaft!”
He must be just kicking himself for ever getting into this mess, he probably just want to lose snd get it over with, then a year down the road bow out gracefully,lick a few wounds and get on with life.
I bet its entirely probable that Harper had a few beers with Layton.
The difference between an Axe & a Splitter.. It’s the shape of the head
The ladies may know it as a wedgee
“Didn’t I axe you people to RISE UP!!?
Another notable Jack Nicholson line: “Wait till they get a load of me”. I would emphasize “load”.
Even I can’t defend this one. Ignatieff really needs a better media image consultant.
PET Cemetery Report.
Welcome, boys and garcon. We’ve been waiting for you.
Bring In The Clowns: The Death of the Liberal Party.
Librano$ Presents: Our Three $tooge$, aka Mr.Mr.Mr.
No axe jokes, please. Gun jokes are OK here in the Crow Circle.
…-
“Liberals bring in big guns for crucial final stretch”
“Stuck in the polls with no sign of a post-debate bounce, the Liberals are turning to former prime ministers Paul Martin and Jean Chrétien to rally the troops down the final stretch.”
“Mr. Ignatieff told reporters earlier this week that he consults Mr. Martin and Mr. Chrétien regularly.”
“However, that doesn’t mean the former prime ministers will necessarily help the cause. Speaking to reporters earlier this week, Mr. Chrétien said the Liberal Party’s campaign was going better than he expected. As for his assessment of Mr. Ignatieff, he said: “not bad.”” http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/liberals-bring-in-big-guns-for-crucial-final-stretch/article1987896/
It goes well with his hatchet face, and hackneyed comments.
Even I can’t defend this one. Ignatieff really needs a better media image consultant.
Posted by: Davenport at April 15, 2011 9:34 PM
That’s very gracious of you Davenport.
BUT really, Iggy needs a better character, not a better image consultant.
Coming to a theatre near you. “Count Axeula vs Harper With A Shotgun”
The bloodiest assault on democracy ever recorded on film. The last man crawling WINS! A blood soaked romp not intended for the politically naive. A sick and twisted journey through the mind of a deeply depraved Liberal and the brave and patriotic man who would defend his family, his friends and his country from this insane tax sucking monster!
WARNING: Not safe for pregnant reporters or cupcake giver outers.
He’s heading to a secret coalition meeting. First order of business is to query Layton on that “gotcha” during the English debate.
Seriously though, the man is a complete and utter dufus. Almost to the extent that one could feel sorry for him. If this was an attempt by his handlers to portray him as an “ordinary Joe”, it was an epic fail.
A Conservative majority should be a slam dunk at this point, yet it’s not. I’m beginning to think that the Liberals could have Idi Amin at the helm and Liberal supporters would still put their X beside their usual candidate.
What that photo suggests to me is that he’s thinking “no-one told me this thing would be so heavy. How do I put it down without slicing off my foot”.
Only way it’d be better if he was wearing a hair net a la Duceppe.
All I can think of is Micky Dukakis sitting in a tank. Depending on what the cartoonists do with this image, it could be the straw that delivers Harper’s cherished majority.
Iggy looks really uncomfortable with the thought of getting his hands dirty.
With the hanging around hardware stores, the vest etc. seems like Iggy is trying to man up a little. Sort of like Al Gore tried os so long ago. Sorry Iggy once a girly man always a girlie man.
Why does Bris Karloff’s voice play in my head when I see this picture? OK, now I remember…
You’re a mean one Mr Ig
You really are a heel
You’re as cuddly as a cactus
You’re as charming as an eel
Mr. Ig
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel
You’re a vile one Mr. Ig
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Ig
Given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the a seasick crocodile
You’re a foul one Mr. Ig
You’re a nasty wastey skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch
The 3 words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote
Stink, Stank, Stunk
You nauseate me, Mr. Ig
With a nauseous super naus
You’re a crooked jerky jockey and,
you drive a crooked horse
Mr. Grinch
You’re 3 decker sour kraut toad stool sandwich
With borscht & arsenic sauce!
All pandering and no winning makes Iggy an angry Count.
All pandering and no winning makes Iggy an angry Count.
……………….All PANderING! and no
…………………..winning makes
……………………Iggy an
……………………..angry
……………………..COUNT
All pandering
and no WINNING!!!
makes Iggy an
angry Count.
(It’s too snowy up here in the winter. Why didn’t anyone tell me!!!???)
Mike looks totally astounded in this picture as he holds a power tool for the first time.
http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/decision-canada/Ignatieff+unveils+party+green+energy+credit/4619780/story.html
NUTTY PROFESSOR TAKES AXE TO GUN FIGHT
The Shining…..exactly!
Only he eats hotdogs with that splitter, ala citoyen Dijon.
Think of what Liebrannos would have done to our country, over the last 2-3 years. My god we dodged a bullet this time.
And in the wings waits Bobo Rae……ick.
How about a photo shopping and caption contest??
I don’t know who he is looking at, but I’m glad it wasn’t me.
“AXE me again if I’m an American! I dare yah!”
“I hope Harvard will AXE me back after I lose this election”
“Axes kill women. Short axes, long axes…they don’t care…all they care is they’re dead!”
Maybe he’ll use it to chop down Jack’s crutch.
Ziffel:
Pathetic poem? It was freakin’ Shakespeare.
Oy. Maybe the Twitter addition should have had its own post Kate. Not a word from the media (or anyone here) over this key demographic shift to Mr. Harper.
Great headline,btw!
It’s SO reminiscent of the scene in “The Shining” where Nicholson has gone completely nuts and is trying to beat down the door with an axe to murder his wife?
Nicholson screams,”here’s Johnny” as he bashes in the door.
Someone should photoshop that scene with the head of Iggy,and the caption,”here’s Mikey”!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TVooUHN7j4
It’d be the best attack ad of the campaign, unless the Liberals counter with the utterly terrifying “hidden agenda”!
REDRUM…REDRUM..REDRUM..
HERE’s Johnny!
Hello, Iggy. Come Caucus with us, Iggy. Forever, and ever, and ever.
Scream 4*.
“Ten years have passed, and Sidney Prescott, who has put herself back together thanks in part to her writing, is visited by the Ghostface Killer.”
…-
“MICHAEL IGNATIEFF HANDLING TOOLS IN GATINEAU, QUEBEC”
“The rap against Mr. Ignatieff is that he’s an academic, and therefore unable to relate to, say it with me, “ordinary Canadians.” Having photos taken at a hardware store is the perfect solution to this perception problem. In the first shot above, Mr. Ignatieff handles some sort of drill that no one I’ve ever known would handle, to show that, while he’s an “ordinary Canadian,” he’s also not afraid to be “extraordinary.”
In the second shot, he is brandishing an axe, while projecting a devil-may-care smile. This is his way of spreading the idea that you SHOULD VOTE FOR HIM, if you GET WHAT I’M SAYING and also to spread the idea that Scream 4 opens this weekend in wide release.”
http://news.nationalpost.com/2011/04/15/photos-photographic-evidence-of-political-humanity/
*Scream 4. com
Jema
I think I’d be okay with a Hatchet Registry, but not a Long Axe Registry./sarc
Im a lumberjack and Im okay
I campaign all night and and I whine all day
I put on Layton’s clothing
and hang around with Gilles.
“ Registry – who said bloody registry?
I’m not telling you where the missing 50 million went from the 2 billion dollar Liberal Gun Registry!
Oh yea, by the way did we mention Harper plays a bad piano. Focus on the priorities CBC/ CTV ”
To the axe call Russia, to the axe!
Thank you, Babelfish and Aaron.
Maybe he’ll use it to chop down to Jack’s crotch.
FIFY, Ghost of Ed.
I wonder how much Harper paid fool Iggnoramus to pose looking like an idiot
Not nice stereotyping us sofisticated Canajuns as hewers of wood…….
Voters need to cut these badass Liberals off at the knees.
I’m surprised he knew which end to pick up.
Maybe he’s going to bust PET out of the box with that thar axe…
Free Thinker, he’s a Liberal, he picked up the lighter end.
Iggy doing his “where`s that Jack hasbeen” stalk!
totally off topic, but does anyone know if Bell ExpressVu is going to offer/carry Sun News
“Former Liberal Prime Minister Paul Martin to join Michael *
Apr 15, 2011 … Mr. Martin will join Mr. Ignatieff this weekend at events in Edmonton and Vancouver.”
“Ignatieff compares Tories to Middle East dictatorship”
http://www.vancouversun.com/news/decision-canada/Ignatieff+compares+Tories+Middle+East+dictatorship/4621985/story.html
…-
Liberal Count Ignatieff’s Ad$Cam MartinJr and the Mohammedan Duck of Death:
http://bcblue.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/martin-moammar-qaddafi.jpg
“Bob Rae blasts Harper ‘jihadis'”
(David Akin)
Careful with that axe Eugene.
totally off topic, but does anyone know if Bell ExpressVu is going to offer/carry Sun News
I can’t swear to it, but I heard they were NOT going to carry it. Shaw is giving it away free for 6 months.
Pat
If I saw that critter at the door, it’d be double tap time for sure.
He creeps me out. I’d hate to be in a situation with that critter having the upper hand.
“I am the big d*ck, and the NDP is my shaft!”
He must be just kicking himself for ever getting into this mess, he probably just want to lose snd get it over with, then a year down the road bow out gracefully,lick a few wounds and get on with life.
I bet its entirely probable that Harper had a few beers with Layton.
The difference between an Axe & a Splitter.. It’s the shape of the head
The ladies may know it as a wedgee
“Didn’t I axe you people to RISE UP!!?
Another notable Jack Nicholson line: “Wait till they get a load of me”. I would emphasize “load”.
Even I can’t defend this one. Ignatieff really needs a better media image consultant.
DUN da daa daa daa daa dundun – Dudddddddle WEEE dudddddllle WEE – dudlleWEEE
IGGY NO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Rl46Dpy-P4
PET Cemetery Report.
Welcome, boys and garcon. We’ve been waiting for you.
Bring In The Clowns: The Death of the Liberal Party.
Librano$ Presents: Our Three $tooge$, aka Mr.Mr.Mr.
No axe jokes, please. Gun jokes are OK here in the Crow Circle.
…-
“Liberals bring in big guns for crucial final stretch”
“Stuck in the polls with no sign of a post-debate bounce, the Liberals are turning to former prime ministers Paul Martin and Jean Chrétien to rally the troops down the final stretch.”
“Mr. Ignatieff told reporters earlier this week that he consults Mr. Martin and Mr. Chrétien regularly.”
“However, that doesn’t mean the former prime ministers will necessarily help the cause. Speaking to reporters earlier this week, Mr. Chrétien said the Liberal Party’s campaign was going better than he expected. As for his assessment of Mr. Ignatieff, he said: “not bad.””
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/liberals-bring-in-big-guns-for-crucial-final-stretch/article1987896/
It goes well with his hatchet face, and hackneyed comments.
Even I can’t defend this one. Ignatieff really needs a better media image consultant.
Posted by: Davenport at April 15, 2011 9:34 PM
That’s very gracious of you Davenport.
BUT really, Iggy needs a better character, not a better image consultant.
Coming to a theatre near you.
“Count Axeula vs Harper With A Shotgun”
The bloodiest assault on democracy ever recorded on film. The last man crawling WINS! A blood soaked romp not intended for the politically naive. A sick and twisted journey through the mind of a deeply depraved Liberal and the brave and patriotic man who would defend his family, his friends and his country from this insane tax sucking monster!
WARNING: Not safe for pregnant reporters or cupcake giver outers.
He’s heading to a secret coalition meeting. First order of business is to query Layton on that “gotcha” during the English debate.
Seriously though, the man is a complete and utter dufus. Almost to the extent that one could feel sorry for him. If this was an attempt by his handlers to portray him as an “ordinary Joe”, it was an epic fail.
A Conservative majority should be a slam dunk at this point, yet it’s not. I’m beginning to think that the Liberals could have Idi Amin at the helm and Liberal supporters would still put their X beside their usual candidate.
What that photo suggests to me is that he’s thinking “no-one told me this thing would be so heavy. How do I put it down without slicing off my foot”.
Only way it’d be better if he was wearing a hair net a la Duceppe.
All I can think of is Micky Dukakis sitting in a tank. Depending on what the cartoonists do with this image, it could be the straw that delivers Harper’s cherished majority.
Don’t hatchet your Counts before they chicken.