154 Replies to “Heeeeeeeeere’s Iggy!”

  1. No champagne and no caviar make Iggy go something… something.
    /simpsons treehouse of horror v

  2. Hope they stand the putz in a 45 gal. drum before he takes a swing or his campaign will go from limping to crippled.

  3. All work and no entitlements make Iggy a dull boy
    All work and no entitlements make Iggy a dull boy
    All work and no entitlements make Iggy a dull boy
    All work and no entitlements make Iggy a dull boy
    All work and no entitlements make Iggy a dull boy
    All work and no entitlements make Iggy a dull boy
    All work and no entitlements make Iggy a dull boy
    All work and no entitlements make Iggy a dull boy
    All work and no entitlements make Iggy a dull boy

  4. He probley thinks it’s a salad fork, it’s not like he has a history of getting his royal hands dirty.

  5. Iggnautious always reminds me of the guy
    who said, “Thats enough about me, lets talk
    about you, what do you think about me?

  6. Now look, boy…if your Dad goes ga-ga, you just use that – “Shin” – of yours to call me, and I’ll come a-runnin’. But don’t be readin’ my mind between four and five. That’s WILLY’s time!

  7. You know with Iggy it’s not a metaphor of axing government waste, so is it a call to violence?

  8. That looks like a “Choke” hold…Axe or splitter?
    The Harvard, Self admitted, Alien that voted in the US election can only hope the US justice will be blind…The “Least” likely penalty would be cancellation of his Visa Status/deportation and prohibited, for Life, from entering the USA…
    I don’t think we would miss Harvard if it was found they have engaged in systematic voter fraud.. I say again! We would not miss Harvard or other cesspools of Communist, George Soros, UN, activists who believe thay are above the Law.
    Take the Axe to the fraudsters…look in the mirror… Clown

  9. Headline fix: “Michael Ignatieff unveils Liberal replacement for the F-35 fighter jet”.

  10. Please use that picture in an advertisement for liberals slashing of health care in the 1990s, it’s too perfect.

  11. Might I add, Iggy is posing with what my relatives brought with them from Ukraine. No, it wasn’t the modern equivelent of $2 million dollars in sterling silver that his Dukeness’s family called “nothing”, my relatives brought an axe, a shovel, some sharpening stones a couple of cooking pots and cleared the land by hand in South east Saskatchewan.
    What’s he doing slumming it at a Home Hardware anyway??? I would think Iggy holds the Canadian prairies in the same regard that his high brow forefathers thought of that backwater, Ukraine.

  12. I’m starting to wonder: is it a conincidence that the distance between his eyebrows is exactly one razor-width wide?

  13. Mike Ignatieff had an axe
    Gave Steve Dion forty wacks
    When he saw what he had done
    He gave Steve Harper forty-one

  14. I hope he doesn’t come out with a ‘soft on crime’ speech after wielding the axe/maul.
    Having the vapours here, with visions of Lizzie Borden.
    On the other hand, they could have portrayed George Bush/McChimpy/Hitler with a chainsaw, as some sort of “Texas Chainsaw” horror flick.
    Or maybe he’s going to pull a George Washington and chop down the cherry tree, being an American voting politician and all.
    Politicians do enough damage, keep them away from the sharp blades and power tools…
    Cheers
    Hans-Christian Georg Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  15. George and the cherry tree:
    “My son, that you should not be afraid to tell the truth is more to me than a thousand trees! Yes – though they were blossomed with silver and had leaves of the purest gold!”
    Now what was that you were saying about the Coalition?
    Cheers
    Hans-Christian Georg Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  16. I can never resist making a maniacal face if someone hands me an axe, but I can’t really achieve that level of scariness. That mug is something to strive for. Unless you’re running for office…

  17. I wonder if that’s what was going thru his head: “К топору зовите Русь, к топору!”

  18. Hey I was just going over to Raymond Lavigne’s place to help out. You know since he was bounced from the Senate he can’t afford low price help anymore.

  19. It is a splitting maul but has also served as the Liberal Party gavel. It will likely be sent out for sharpening after the election.

  20. The thought bubble would say:
    “Yes! Andre finally invited me to one of his parties! OK – I’ve got the axe, he also mentioned something about picking up some white linen…”

  21. Let me add to caption that Grant has proposed:
    “It is a splitting maul but has also served as the Liberal Party gavel. It will likely be sent out for sharpening after the election.” And Bob Rae has offered to deliver it BACK to me personally once it is good and sharp.

  22. Ah Rabbit @3:41 . Last line of your pathetic poem should read
    “He TRIED to give Steve forty-one”

  23. Does Icky have a certificate to operate that axe? The puffin wants to register ducks with his pal Ducippie, ducks are less dangerous, IMO. All ducks can do is bill (much in common with puffins in this case).
    Is that axe registered and has Icky taken the safe Axe operation course? Is this axe a Liberano battle axe – as in ‘old battle axe? Is this axe a anti battle axe statement (as battle axes are traditionally female)? Burning (bloody, in Ickys ‘other’, ‘other’ country) questions here!
    In Icky’s own words: ‘You can’t trust a man who doesn’t respect you” Icky would know – he calls citizens ’em’ as in ‘get em daycare’, he calls children ‘kids’ (baby goats), he thinks the UN should boss our armed forces around….no wonder he arms himself…do his body guards carry guns? Is this axe thing a terrifying frount to intimidate the unarmed helpless masses in our cities?
    Things that make me shudder.

  24. Ah Rabbit @3:41 . Last line of your pathetic poem should read
    “He TRIED to give Steve forty-one”

  25. Anyone here ever work in forestry or construction before? I’m sure lots of us have. But I don’t think Iggy ever has, and there is nothing more dangerous than working beside someone using tools like an axe, a pick, a sledge hammer, or chain saw who doesn’t have a clue what he/she is doing.
    I worked with an arrogant imbecile like Iggy once in my youth who was swinging a pick-axe in a confined space like a mad-man. On top of it he was too “tough and proud” to wear his hard-hat. I warned him he was using the tool wrong and was going to hurt himself, so I urged him to at least wear the hard-hat if he didn’t want me to show him how to do it right. He complied.
    To his own salvation, because a couple minutes later as he continued to wildly swing the pick-axe with all his might it bounced off a rock in the dirt wall and the pointy end bounced violently back to the crown of his head. The hard hat saved his life and without it it wouldn’t have been the first time I saw somebody fighting for their life on the job site with blood gushing like a fountain from a self-inflicted would.
    The story is a metaphor for the arrogant unteachable Ignatieff if we are ever unfortunate enough to have the man govern Canada.

  26. Iggy better be careful not to break one of those fenetres behind him.
    bb gun be careful with fenetres too; but especially careful you don’t put your eye out.

  27. Every time this guy tries to smile , it looks like he’s getting ready to eat a baby .

  28. Please tell me that was photo-shopped!
    He looks like one of his Russian ancestors coming to chop of the arms of one of his Jewish slaves.

  29. The Canadian Press Corp has his back thus he must protect his front from anything but fluff questions via the Liberal Media.

  30. And the picture says a thousand words: nobody in the background is paying attention to Iggy, except for one guy — who is laughing his head off at him.

  31. I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay,
    I sleep all night and I work all day.
    Chorus: He’s a lumberjack and he’s okay,
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.
    I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
    I go to the lavatory.
    On Wednesdays I go shopping
    And have buttered scones for tea.
    Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
    He goes to the lavatory.
    On Wednesdays he goes shopping
    And has buttered scones for tea.
    Chorus: He’s a lumberjack and he’s okay,
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.
    I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
    I like to press wild flowers.
    I put on women’s clothing,
    And hang around in bars.
    [ From : http://www.elyrics.net/read/m/monty-python-lyrics/lumberjack-song-lyrics.html ]
    Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
    He likes to press wild flowers.
    He puts on women’s clothing,
    And hangs around in
    bars.
    Chorus: He’s a lumberjack and he’s okay,
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.
    I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
    Suspendies and a bra.
    I wish I’d been a girlie,
    Just like my dear pappa.
    Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
    Suspendies…and a bra?
    …he’s a lumberjack and he’s okay,
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.
    …he’s a lumberjack and he’s OKAAAAAAAAAAYYY.
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.

  32. Since when do they use an axe during the once every 7 year mating rituals on the planet Vulcan?

  33. This is the axe my poor immigrant grandfather brought over from russia and used to start a new life in Canada..blah…blah…blah

  34. Splitting maul,and Iggy looks way creepier with that in his hands than Jack Nicholson did in “The Shining”.
    We knew Nicholson was acting,with Iggy I’m not so sure, but if I saw him coming my way I’d reach for the trusty long rifle!

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