Y2Kyoto: I Miss The Maldives

Rising sea levels, desertification and shrinking freshwater supplies will create up to 50 million environmental refugees by the end of the decade, experts warn today.

No, not this decade. Last decade.

28 Replies to “Y2Kyoto: I Miss The Maldives”

  1. That map is a real eye opener!!
    Kate is in the middle of a desert, I’ve got hurricanes breathing down my neck and poor PEI just appears to be utterly doomed!
    Ummmmm, wait! That was all supposed to have happened by last year? Never mind!!
    BBQ anyone? Nice day here in Halifax!

  2. 50 Million? … ya but when you consider the size of the world population that’s a drop in the bucket.

  3. The Caribbean, the Gulf Coast and the eastern seaboard are going to be at risk of hurricanes? Quick, someone put a tax gasoline or something.

  4. “I read it in the newspaper!”
    “I saw it on the news!”
    How come we never hear those lines anymore?

  5. The key weasel phrase was “up to”. In short, the range of effects extends to zero. And there’s no probability attached to any of the possible outcomes. Virtually everything in Working Group 3 of the various ICCC reports (the reports which look at current and future effects) is cluttered with these dodges. At least, when they’re pretending to be honest.

  6. Strange how the “best evidence” always seems to be found in very remote places only
    reachable with the generous assistance of NatGeo or similar public spirited foundations.

  7. Nope, it’s actually AGW fanatics who “will create up to 50 million environmental refugees” by the end of THIS decade if we accept their phoney environmental solutions. Carbon trading does nothing to reduce pollution — it’s like two guys with lots of bags of undisposed garbage; one guy pays the other to take some of the garbage off his hands but neither does anything to dispose of it. No matter how many times the garbage trades hands the total of bags of garbage remains the same.
    Plus these supposed lovers of the Gaia hypothesis are actually pissing off Mother Earth more than big capitalist industry — Mum Earth doesn’t like it when arrogant humans pretend to speak for her and control her as if they were her nannies. So she sends us tsunamis, earthquakes, hurricanes, tornadoes, volcanoes, floods, droughts and pestilence once in a while just to remind us who is in charge of the environment. Definitely not puny humans.
    Mum Earth also didn’t vote for Al Gore in any election that I can recall, wasn’t a member of the committee that granted David Suzuki’s Order of Canada, nor do I think the archaeological evidence from ancient Native tradition demonstrates that the “mighty GITCHE-MANITOU” is a member of the U.S. Democratic Party, nor a Marxist-indoctrinated Indigenous leader from Bolivia, Ecuador, or Venezuela.
    By the way, Karl Marx was a privileged academic from Germany and was buried in 19th century industrialized smoke-belching London, England where he concocted his theories — the guy knew nothing about relating to Mother Nature and wouldn’t have known a traditional Indigenous person even if he tripped over one.

  8. Actually the 50 million refuges will be Muddle East (not a typo) people looking for a place to hide from the increasing killing of each other to decide which tyrannical dictator will be in charge of the oil.
    Global warming is yesterday’s fantasy.

  9. Abe I recall reading somewhere that global warming helped cause the unrest in the ME also. Hot weather tends to make me cranky, so it sounds perfectly logical…

  10. “Actually the 50 million refuges will be Muddle East…Global warming is yesterday’s fantasy.”
    And it’s “tomorrow’s reality” for the warmist politicos — soon to come to a theatre near you: “50 Million Mid-east Refugees Caused by Western Oil Dependents Ignoring Global Warming Warning”.
    They’ll find a way to connect it to everything — Muslim greed, Native tradition, and mark my words it will even be blamed if your “Pizza Pizza” delivery guy is late.

  11. There’s been a fair number of threats from the left telling us what’s in store if we don’t change our ways. looking back at any week of news coverage from a decade past should yield similar results, with all the humor that entails.
    This could be a weekly feature.

  12. If any of you ever see hip-waders for sale at Saint David’s next yard sale, let us know, eh.

  13. How about the “God hypothesis”? God’s simply pissed ’cause this is a generation of tyrants-in-waiting turds. Works for me.

  14. Politically correct but historically-proven-wrong hysteria is always forgiven and repeated by the PC. There is no truth, only power!

  15. One of the comments from the link point to the fact that since these predictions were made,Obama was elected and the planet began to heal itself.

    Canada is not pulling their weight,point in case,Lizzie being excluded from the debates.

  16. lots of empty space in Dubai, and a port to move food in , I figure since its about 15% occupied. and it underway to double space it will be 7.5 % occupied when finished. given the population is claimed to be 1.6 million , it should hold about another 18 million , fully 40% of the displaced refugees.

  17. If the OPEC countries would stop funding huge military budgets and terrorism, they could concentrate on desalination, irrigation and turn both the Sahara and the Arabian deserts into irrigated farming zones that could feed millions of people, as well as possibly controlling any future rise in sea level.

  18. From the link: “In four years, nine months, and roughly fifteen days, when we’re all still standing here and the world hasn’t come to an end, Gore’s going to have some serious splainin’ to do.”
    Gore will just spin like all these doomers do. “OK, so I was out a couple of years, but it’s coming for sure. Soon.”
    A couple of cycles like that and the Goracle goes to meet whatever reward or punishment Gaia has in store for him in the afterlife. Somebody else takes up a different environmental cudgel. And on we go.
    The Old Testament guys had it right. False prophecy could lead to a bad end, eg. Jer 23:14-15

  19. CBC poll for your input:
    Should Canada have a cap-and-trade system?
    http://www.cbc.ca/news/yourcommunity/2011/04/environment-should-canada-have-a-cap-and-trade-system.html
    “British Columbia has no such qualms about cap and trade. The province is a full member of the Western Climate Initiative — a union of seven American states, including California, and four Canadian provinces that hope to have a cap-and-trade system up and running in 2012.”
    Campbell’s gov’t was SINKING us.

  20. The global warming crowd are said to be like Rodney Dangerfield’s doctor who told Rodney he only had 6 month’s to live, then after Rodney said he could not pay his bill in 6 months, gave him a year to live.

  21. It’s mid-April, and we’re getting a tonne of global warming here today. In fact, as I look out the window, probably 1-2 cm accumulation.
    I’m not saying its a lot. It isn’t. And it’ll likely all be gone by lunch time. But it’s the middle of freakin’ April, and they don’t call us the Wet Coast for nothing.
    Oh, but silly me, this is weather, not climate. /sarc

  22. In Calgary I am about to go out and shovel 12CM (6″) of white global warming that hit us last night and it is still coming down.
    Can’t believe that it will be Mid May before I can go golfing. The season is 1 month shorter than normal.

  23. I have to shovel global warming off me Jeep so I can go to work..in April…again…
    Of course not a peep out of the dirt-worshiping, science hating, boys choir of Alex, Davenport, and Michel…wha’sa matter boys? Must really suck when the entire theology of your bizzaro science denier religion..is..ah..so much bull scat, completely empty of facts? Hmmmmmm:)

  24. During my morning patrol, I not only saw a guy planting alfalfa…but also a 24row corn planter making brush strokes on natures canvas.
    I take credit. I haven’t rolled up my snow fence and the snow-blower is still on the tractor. That’s heap strong medicine….

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