An issue Carolyn Bennett can really chip her teeth into.
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I wonder if it is possible that when Bennet went, what appeared to be in hysterics, in discussing H1N1 in the House it was actually all caused by her vibrator going out of control.
can we use the old ones to club baby seals?
we cant recycle them
Anyone selling those things should be sent to a penile insitution.
It is quite obvious why the eco-friendly sex toy store brought this to her attention and are all for regulation. It’s called market share. Are all liberals as dumb as a butt plug?
Here’s a true, tangentially slightly related historical anecdote:
At the American Constitutional Convention in 1787, Delegate Thomas Jefferson rose to speak out against giving the Federal Government authority to have a regular standing army. Jefferson said that a while a standing army, like a standing member, is an excellent guarantor of domestic tranquillity, it is also a dangerous temptation to foreign adventure.
And who ever said the Founding Fathers were uptight squares?! 🙂
> Aaron, speaking of outsourcing overseas . . . .
LOL, Eric! A good one!
I don’t see what’s funny about environmentally-friendly dildos. Or International Orgasm Day. Just grow up, people.
LOL Ministry of Health Tombstones on sex aids plus eco-friendly labels….
Warning: Masturbation has been know to cause blindness.
The closest thing to an electric tree branch, THE WOODY eco-friendly stimulator made with organic raised yew tree waste saw dust.
Warning: Using this device on your dog violates SPCA animal treatment guidelines.
Warning: Putting this device in your mouth while operating can cause severe dental damage.
Warning: Do not use while operating a motor vehicle.
This products only tested on organically fed virgins and no animals were harmed during its development.
This product has an energy saver mode that engages after 30 seconds of operation.
The political left want to tax the air we breath and now this what can I say I thought god gave us men for a reason?
This site of theirs ‘ecosex.ca’ actually sells vegan condoms for a buck apiece.I don’t get it,are there meat rubbers out there,? Who benefits,the wearer or the other? And does Beaver Lumber know about these people?
Black Mamba, surely you jest.
these business people want the government to regulate the environmental aspects / quality of sex objects… With the ongoing hysteria regarding the enviro nuts there’s no wonder we’re jumping on this.
you just wish your birthdate was the 8th of August.
Illiquid Assets,
Don’t forget the “It Is A Federal Crime To Remove This Label” and of course all in both official languages.
And let us not forget that when you turn your clocks forward/back for Daylight Savings Time, to change the batteries in your smoke detectors and vibrators…
Thank you Kate for this Friday night chuckle.
Ghost of Ed: Looks like the Liberals will have to start a Dildo registry.
There goes another couple of billion…
Liquid Assets:
One more warning:
Do Not use while introducing a Private MEMBER’s Bill.
Your voice might shake.
wallyj @3:52 – as for “vegan condoms”, I say, if you don’t like meat, you’ve made your choice.
marc – there’s nothing funny about environmentally friendly dildos. Carolyn Bennett is a very serious human person whom we should all take very seriously.
And don’t call me Shirley.
We need a federal inquiry into what liberal female MPs are endangering their health.
I have to wonder, did Bennett give any thought to the ridicule she would get over this.
Is there a How to Use instruction manual at the lib website.
Indiana Homez:
Missed your Long Dong Registry. Didn’t mean to steal your humour, and I’m still laughing. That’s my favorite.
Since their photo contest was such a shambles, maybe the Liberals should have a Dildo photo contest.
No winners- just a loser.
The loser gets a sent up the river for a six inch stretch.
I’m thinking Ridgid Tools can add another item to their product line!
Damn, they used to make mighty fine calendars, too!
Just when I thought the Lieberals couldn’t get any weirder, Carolyn Bennett comes out touting the joys of “wooden dildos” Hmm those fellows doin’ that there “tree ring” research probably got some wood laying around that they wanna see “disappear” Ya-all can get right on that.
I see an opportunity here for an entrepreneurial type as Canada has been named “colossal Fossil” you could capitalize on our notoriety and make a dildo out of Fossilized wood eco friendly, carbon neutral, make a great door stop. Nut cracker, Get that guy on TV that sells chopper-in-a-hopper, sham-wow stuff, need somethin’ catchy like Dick-made-of- petrified-stick. For $19.95cdn ya-all get TWO.
Texas Canuck @4:13 – ‘Don’t forget the “It Is A Federal Crime To Remove This Label” and of course all in both official languages.’
Well, it’s very Canadian that the Federal Government should insist on us being schtupped in both French and English.
If only we were really inclusive! I look forward to the day when it will be mandatory that the Feds … um… pleasure us officially in Ukrainian, Algonquin and Spanish as well, so that noone feels left out.
(Please don’t ban me, Kate. I mean well. You started it.)
Hey Bubba:
You make a good point. Maybe Michael Mann could bore into Bennett’s dildo to get a tree ring sample. He might even be able to make a new hockey stick. At least get the glow-ball temperture.
Liberanos can always be counted on to ‘raise’ revolting issues that do not intrest sane Canadian citizens.
Aah Ed …..now I this mental image that will require copious quantities of liquor to erase. Mann would be “faking it” anyway
Wallyj: “And does Beaver Lumber know about these people?”
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ROTFLMAO!!
kd lang made her choices. no meat for either end.
BREAKIN NEWS!! LIEBERAL SECRET AGENDA!!! they want to turn Canada into a DICK-TATORSHIP!!!!
A lot of you need to get out more, broaden you horizons, experiment a little. It isn’t only lesbians that buy these…… How ’bout a gift for the little woman? Puts a new meaning to a Very Merry Xmas…… 😉
metal? I’m thinking carbon-graphite with a polish–gotta stay eco-nutty. or maybe boron hi-chrome Hot-dipped steel–for the savage types. Anvil horns make a comeback?
Do they take PayPal?
So would a wooden dildo be called a tiger woody?
I agree with the weasel farmer:
“A lot of you need to get out more, broaden you horizons, experiment a little. It isn’t only lesbians that buy these…… How ’bout a gift for the little woman? Puts a new meaning to a Very Merry Xmas…… ;-)”
Sorry, but thought of Tim the Tool Man making a better vibrator… Oh, ohh wwoa ,ho, ho my G8d, more power!!!
I think wooden dildos and the word splinter cums to mind…
This could be the moment when the lotions recede
and the partners begin to heal.
get your Tiger Dildo,
guaranteed to play 18 holes
“What about the pollution and environmental harm caused by the manufacture and disposal of the batteries. Most batteries end up in a landfill.
mike”
Mike, don’t go giving the good doctor and those twisted sisters call to cry “assault and battery!”
State regulated dildos. Wow. Talk about government ‘intrusion’.
What Liberal idiot was it who said “the state has no place in the bedrooms of the nation”.
quite certain it was Pierre.
“quite certain it was Pierre.
Posted by: marc in calgary at December 19, 2009 8:17 AM ”
Yeah,but wasn’t he the dildo who had his love in filmed?…OH wait…that was the other fascist pig,Lennon.
Got some bad news girls. From now on in Canada, there’ll be no goose except a spruce goose.
The pen is mightier.
A Sonnet – in anticipation of our Federal Health Minister’s Intervention…
Little Ms. Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
And took out her dildo to play
Along came Leona
Who took her fake boner
‘Cause it wasn’t approved CSA
I wonder if it is possible that when Bennet went, what appeared to be in hysterics, in discussing H1N1 in the House it was actually all caused by her vibrator going out of control.
can we use the old ones to club baby seals?
we cant recycle them
Anyone selling those things should be sent to a penile insitution.
Brokeback Brison
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20091218/christmas_card_091218/20091218?hub=Canada
It is quite obvious why the eco-friendly sex toy store brought this to her attention and are all for regulation. It’s called market share. Are all liberals as dumb as a butt plug?
Here’s a true, tangentially slightly related historical anecdote:
At the American Constitutional Convention in 1787, Delegate Thomas Jefferson rose to speak out against giving the Federal Government authority to have a regular standing army. Jefferson said that a while a standing army, like a standing member, is an excellent guarantor of domestic tranquillity, it is also a dangerous temptation to foreign adventure.
And who ever said the Founding Fathers were uptight squares?! 🙂
> Aaron, speaking of outsourcing overseas . . . .
LOL, Eric! A good one!
I don’t see what’s funny about environmentally-friendly dildos. Or International Orgasm Day. Just grow up, people.
LOL Ministry of Health Tombstones on sex aids plus eco-friendly labels….
Warning: Masturbation has been know to cause blindness.
The closest thing to an electric tree branch, THE WOODY eco-friendly stimulator made with organic raised yew tree waste saw dust.
Warning: Using this device on your dog violates SPCA animal treatment guidelines.
Warning: Putting this device in your mouth while operating can cause severe dental damage.
Warning: Do not use while operating a motor vehicle.
This products only tested on organically fed virgins and no animals were harmed during its development.
This product has an energy saver mode that engages after 30 seconds of operation.
The political left want to tax the air we breath and now this what can I say I thought god gave us men for a reason?
This site of theirs ‘ecosex.ca’ actually sells vegan condoms for a buck apiece.I don’t get it,are there meat rubbers out there,? Who benefits,the wearer or the other? And does Beaver Lumber know about these people?
Black Mamba, surely you jest.
these business people want the government to regulate the environmental aspects / quality of sex objects… With the ongoing hysteria regarding the enviro nuts there’s no wonder we’re jumping on this.
you just wish your birthdate was the 8th of August.
Illiquid Assets,
Don’t forget the “It Is A Federal Crime To Remove This Label” and of course all in both official languages.
And let us not forget that when you turn your clocks forward/back for Daylight Savings Time, to change the batteries in your smoke detectors and vibrators…
Thank you Kate for this Friday night chuckle.
Ghost of Ed:
Looks like the Liberals will have to start a Dildo registry.
There goes another couple of billion…
Liquid Assets:
One more warning:
Do Not use while introducing a Private MEMBER’s Bill.
Your voice might shake.
wallyj @3:52 – as for “vegan condoms”, I say, if you don’t like meat, you’ve made your choice.
marc – there’s nothing funny about environmentally friendly dildos. Carolyn Bennett is a very serious human person whom we should all take very seriously.
And don’t call me Shirley.
We need a federal inquiry into what liberal female MPs are endangering their health.
I have to wonder, did Bennett give any thought to the ridicule she would get over this.
Is there a How to Use instruction manual at the lib website.
Indiana Homez:
Missed your Long Dong Registry. Didn’t mean to steal your humour, and I’m still laughing. That’s my favorite.
Since their photo contest was such a shambles, maybe the Liberals should have a Dildo photo contest.
No winners- just a loser.
The loser gets a sent up the river for a six inch stretch.
I’m thinking Ridgid Tools can add another item to their product line!
Damn, they used to make mighty fine calendars, too!
Just when I thought the Lieberals couldn’t get any weirder, Carolyn Bennett comes out touting the joys of “wooden dildos” Hmm those fellows doin’ that there “tree ring” research probably got some wood laying around that they wanna see “disappear” Ya-all can get right on that.
I see an opportunity here for an entrepreneurial type as Canada has been named “colossal Fossil” you could capitalize on our notoriety and make a dildo out of Fossilized wood eco friendly, carbon neutral, make a great door stop. Nut cracker, Get that guy on TV that sells chopper-in-a-hopper, sham-wow stuff, need somethin’ catchy like Dick-made-of- petrified-stick. For $19.95cdn ya-all get TWO.
Texas Canuck @4:13 – ‘Don’t forget the “It Is A Federal Crime To Remove This Label” and of course all in both official languages.’
Well, it’s very Canadian that the Federal Government should insist on us being schtupped in both French and English.
If only we were really inclusive! I look forward to the day when it will be mandatory that the Feds … um… pleasure us officially in Ukrainian, Algonquin and Spanish as well, so that noone feels left out.
(Please don’t ban me, Kate. I mean well. You started it.)
Hey Bubba:
You make a good point. Maybe Michael Mann could bore into Bennett’s dildo to get a tree ring sample. He might even be able to make a new hockey stick. At least get the glow-ball temperture.
Liberanos can always be counted on to ‘raise’ revolting issues that do not intrest sane Canadian citizens.
Aah Ed …..now I this mental image that will require copious quantities of liquor to erase. Mann would be “faking it” anyway
Wallyj: “And does Beaver Lumber know about these people?”
==================================
ROTFLMAO!!
kd lang made her choices. no meat for either end.
BREAKIN NEWS!! LIEBERAL SECRET AGENDA!!! they want to turn Canada into a DICK-TATORSHIP!!!!
A lot of you need to get out more, broaden you horizons, experiment a little. It isn’t only lesbians that buy these…… How ’bout a gift for the little woman? Puts a new meaning to a Very Merry Xmas…… 😉
metal? I’m thinking carbon-graphite with a polish–gotta stay eco-nutty. or maybe boron hi-chrome Hot-dipped steel–for the savage types. Anvil horns make a comeback?
Do they take PayPal?
So would a wooden dildo be called a tiger woody?
I agree with the weasel farmer:
“A lot of you need to get out more, broaden you horizons, experiment a little. It isn’t only lesbians that buy these…… How ’bout a gift for the little woman? Puts a new meaning to a Very Merry Xmas…… ;-)”
Sorry, but thought of Tim the Tool Man making a better vibrator… Oh, ohh wwoa ,ho, ho my G8d, more power!!!
http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2009/03/news-story-of-day-woman-injured-in-sex.html
Texas Canuck, I remember reading this, in the serious news.
I think wooden dildos and the word splinter cums to mind…
This could be the moment when the lotions recede
and the partners begin to heal.
get your Tiger Dildo,
guaranteed to play 18 holes
“What about the pollution and environmental harm caused by the manufacture and disposal of the batteries. Most batteries end up in a landfill.
mike”
Mike, don’t go giving the good doctor and those twisted sisters call to cry “assault and battery!”
State regulated dildos. Wow. Talk about government ‘intrusion’.
What Liberal idiot was it who said “the state has no place in the bedrooms of the nation”.
quite certain it was Pierre.
“quite certain it was Pierre.
Posted by: marc in calgary at December 19, 2009 8:17 AM ”
Yeah,but wasn’t he the dildo who had his love in filmed?…OH wait…that was the other fascist pig,Lennon.
Got some bad news girls. From now on in Canada, there’ll be no goose except a spruce goose.
The pen is mightier.
A Sonnet – in anticipation of our Federal Health Minister’s Intervention…
Little Ms. Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
And took out her dildo to play
Along came Leona
Who took her fake boner
‘Cause it wasn’t approved CSA