Since I’ve offended someone…
Sgt. Torn: Drop the gun! Drop it! Drop it!
Ahmed(in un-subtitled Arabic):Muhaia, dirka muhaia! Jihad allah dirka fatwa�..jihad�. (slowly trails off)
Their eyes lock in a longing stare as both slowly lower their rifles.
Notice: there was a server changeover last night at my host, and I not only lost a few newer posts, I couldn’t access this comments thread until this morning. Apparently, there are a few people who still get sucked into feeding the trolls. I’ll deal with him, but in the meantime – just stop responding. Thankyou.
Classic case of what I was taught in the military:
“this is my rifle and this is my gun”
I’m sure the folks at CBCpravda will pick up on this and give it 5 stars. Guest showings on “Queer as Folk” (or whatever it’s called) and nominated top new film at the Canned Film Festival with Michael Moore presenting the award.
*sigh*
– had to happen, gotta be PC.
In an effort to support Kate in her offending…
Maybe they should have played ‘drop the bullet’…
“Open Your Mind and Your Ass Will Follow”, Funkadelic’s, 1971. That is so bogus that its bogosicity rises to the level of…. A sniper was asked recently by a reporter what he felt when he shot someone. The sniper thought for a moment and said, “Recoil”. He who hesitates is usually the one who is going to be taking a long dirt nap.
Hungry: “Free your mind and your ass will follow”.
Not the best tune on the album, to be sure, but let’s at least get the title right…
Derka derka, Mohammad Jihad, derka derka derka
Surprise, c*ckf*g!
Damn, but that was a good movie. Except for the puppet sex. I could have done without that.
In keeping with the themes of this and other recent threads, specifically guns, sex and the percieved metro/rural rift I have been inspired to offer a truely Canadian solution to these pressing issues.
What I am proposing is a safe place where Canadians of the left or right, urban or rural may come together to revel in our differences.
Given the paradoxical nature of most things Canadian and in keeping in the spirit of inclusiveness I will soon be opening Canada’s first combination Sex and Shooting Club. Of course the first club will be opened right here in Calgary the epicenter of the new social phenomenon known as metrohick.
Tentative name: Buns n Guns
Tag line: Come on in for a rootin tootin shootin good time!!
One and only rule: Watch where you point that thing.
Most FAQ: Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to be here??
Franchise information available upon request.
Syncro
I’ve got a shotgun, a backhoe and five acres of land out back of the house. It isn’t a good idea to make me angry. But,your’re right Doc Dog; teach me to rely on an aging memory.
Do you suppose there’s anybody trolling that we have’nt offended yet? Maybe we need a couple of hippy jokes just to cement the rural, redneck non-latte drinking image.
Did you know that the term redneck is very old and came over from the auld country via the Scots border? It was used to describe the hill folk in colonial times. Source: Albion’s Seed David Hackett Fischer.
Syncro: I was raised knowing where my thing was pointed. My dad insisted on muzzle awareness. We even had to clear our cap pistols when we brought them inside. Your club sounds like a great idea. Do you have a business plan and a five year pro forma?
How do you know when you’ve been in a combat zone too long? When you tell your wife that your weapon status is Red and you’re looking for the clearing barrel.
Ancient Wisdom:
Don’t pee into the wind…
Got nothing to do with this discussion, but what the hey, I feel filosoficilcal…maggier
If you don’t get called a bigot at least once a week you might be a statist.
Oh great, thanks Jon, now I got that “Killer Puppets” show going through my head…
Arrrg!
It’s Been Nearly A Week…Since I’ve offended someone…
Yeah, right. If you’re breathing, you’re offending someone.
By the way, don’t encourage Junker; he’s got potential, but if he gets over-stimulated, he pees on the rug.
Oh look, its Wee Wee. The very definition of offensive.
Frankly, if the moonbats like what you have to say, you’d better think twice… you’re doing something wrong. If you make a reasonable suposition, and they start fluttering around and dribbling guano all over everything, you’re really onto something and should dig deeper. The guano storm and flutter of wings is usually a distraction that works well in the MSM, but for some reason us redknecks are so stupid we don’t get distracted and usually see right through the flapping. And guess what, behind all the flutter and guano there’s nothing but bare rock and a bunch of ugly little mice with wings.
James Lileks via Instapundit: James is a precocious observer/anti-hyperbolizer. >>>
Excerpt:
The good news is that you, too, can be like Kerry, and rant as you please in unmoderated comment sections. But you have to ask yourself, punk: Do you have the chops to truly make a fool of yourself to disinterested observers? Well, do you?
Here are some rules for being an idiot on the Internet. Clip ‘n’ save:
* Make Up Funny Names. If a right-wing figure’s name starts with K, like Kate, by all means call her KKKate. Everyone on the right probably shares the values of the Klan, anyway. Especially if they’re against affirmative action and don’t believe in judging people on the color of their skin. (This goes for the other side, too: Hillary Clinton is so much funnier as “Hitlery.” Wanting single-payer health insurance, wishing to enslave Europe under Aryan yoke — what’s the diff?) Remember: Boil down the object of your hate to a single phrase that betrays your incomprehension of the fundamental issues, but lets others know where you stand right away.
* Swear angrily. Not just the classics, but the ones relating to excretion and genitalia. Nothing shows you’re a serious thinker like a torrent of obscenities. It’s the reason Courtney Love is invited to speak to the U.N. so often. Added bonus: Lots of cursing means no one will suspect you’re a Christian. If you are a Christian, you’ll be one of the cool ones who listens to Howard Stern spank lesbian midget strippers. Which automatically means you’re pro-choice, so whatever with the G-d thing.
* Hyperbolize everything. Granted, everyone punches a little too hard sometimes; everyone throws too deep. Feisty debate is energizing. Nothing is more boring than the torpid droning you get in the Senate, where solons are duty-bound to call each other “my good friend” even if they were stabbing each other with Bic pens in the cloakroom five minutes before. But the pestilential keyboard pounders had best realize they’re just screaming to the choir. Persuading the middle means acknowledging that the opposition is not composed of subhuman Moorlocks who hope global warming drowns coastal-dwelling gay stem-cell researchers. People on the right may be wrong, but it’s quite possible they don’t actually want a fascistic corporate state where the elite tour the country in giant hovercraft, vaporizing Wal-Mart labor organizers with microwave rays. You could treat them like fellow human beings. But where’s the fun in that?
Now go out there and give Google something vile to cache for your kids to see someday!>>>
http://jewishworldreview.com/0106/lileks012606.php3
Reply to Rondi, er, “Wonkitties”.
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Kate;
I have a translation for you: I hav’a my hat, my coat, got gun! remember 9-11. These people want to destroy anything and everything that stands for good (and GOD). I just spent 1 hour in a church with my friend and friend’s (of 25 years) who lost his mother. My friends, (the old boy’s 40’+) I must say that Mom would have been very proud of all of us, we were so good. The priest words were there are people (in the world) that wanted to see all that it good come to and end…… it makes one sit up and say hummmmmmmm!!!!!
I wondered if anyone in that room paid attention to the fact the there was a terrorist group as a MAJOR FACTOR in the world today.(Love you Mom)
We do have our guardian angels on this side too!
I saw Warren Kinsella kill a kitten once. He skinned it and ate it right in front of me. Raw. In Saskatoon. I’m not allowed to make this up due to the anti-slander laws.
Top Gun Brokeback Squadron
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2643835654848098127&q=trailer+remix
Man, I just chose to read a few comments, and here are a few “choice” snippets I managed to glean:
-I’m sure the folks at CBCpravda…
-“Open Your Mind and Your Ass Will Follow”, Funkadelic’s, 1971. That is so bogus that its bogosicity rises to the level of.
– Derka derka, Mohammad Jihad, derka derka derka
– Oh look, its Wee Wee. The very definition of offensive.
Hoo hoo, nanny! And Kate accuses me of being content-free.
Ti-guy: you forgot to add this lovely little tid-bit to your quotes, which by the way is the most offensive because it is directed at a specific person, and is an actual death wish. Congratulations, to trump them all.
“Yeah, right. If you’re breathing, you’re offending someone.”
That was amusing. The arguments were too strong to refute so they were erased.
Pressed for time I guess. TG
Ti-guy: you forgot to add this lovely little tid-bit to your quotes, which by the way is the most offensive because it is directed at a specific person, and is an actual death wish.
No, it wasn’t, you big, lying dumbo. If Kate does anything, she offends me. Talks, moves, breathes…whatever.
Death wish? Don’t be so stupid.
Okay Ti-guy, I’ll bite. If you have such a hate on for Kate then what the f*ck are you doing here? You sure as hell don’t add anything useful to the dicussions here. Why don’t you go run along and play with Ron, Dr Dawg and the rest of your kindergarden class.
Sgt. Torn [Canadian regiment]
Register the gun! Register it! Register it!
Ti Guy . . do the world a favour and stop global warming by holding your breath.
For a long time.
Please
I do not share any of Ti-Guy*s views but having lived in Texas, I know Texans are vastly more elegant in exchanging opposite opinions than those sub-teen expressions used here. Yawn! TG
Syncro (5:14 p.m.) . . . LOLOLOLOLOL!
I’ll be waiting for the Post to do a “metrohick” profile in their “Archetypes” on Saturdays.
OT but important (I think). Talks about Tim Horton’s in Afghanistan for the troops. Bean counter weenie at Timmy’s HQ says they are worried that they cannot maintain controls on the operations and product.
Give me a frickin’ break, eh. Do you think that the troops will boycott Timmy’s Afghan because they can’t roll up the rim? At the very least it would tell the troops they support them. At best it is a good PR exercise and a tax write-off if it doesn’t make money.
Ti Guy . . do the world a favour and stop global warming by holding your breath. For a long time.
Oh. My. God. Kate…one of your commenters issued a death wish against me. Debris Trail: Did you see that?
I do not share any of Ti-Guy*s views but having lived in Texas, I know Texans are vastly more elegant in exchanging opposite opinions than those sub-teen expressions used here. Yawn! TG
Yeah. Great.
Kate, it would seem you have succeeded in offending Wee Wee. A feat I would have sworn was impossible, given his nature.
I bow to your unspeakable skill. ~:D
Why don’t you go run along and play with Ron, Dr Dawg and the rest of your kindergarden class.
*psst* It’s spelled…kindergarten
…*snick* Nice crowd here, Kate.
I bow to your unspeakable skill. ~:D
There you go, Kate. A minion worthy of being stuffed and mounted.
I agree Wee Wee. And you know, it would be so much nicer if you’d just push off. There’s a good troll.
Stuffed and mounted? Hmmm, more death wishing eh? You boys on the Left, so tolerant and understanding. I can just feel the love…
Ok.
I have visited this blog before and enjoyed the political commentary. I just spent the last couple of minutes reading the comments and have to ask.Do you all have a life?
signing off Mark
Signing off (for now) as well…with this:
I�ve come to the conclusion that people like you, who cannot change for whatever reasons, have to be marginalised. So, that�s what I live for; marginalising the angry, the dishonest and the willfully uninformed and removing their useless propaganda from mainstream, adult discussion. I�m seeing young adults, who learn from example, think that the way you communicate is how normal adults interact with each other. It�s something principled people should make a point of opposing.
Oh, and of course…follow the money. That means examining Ms. McMillan’s tax returns and questionning whether she has received funds she has not declared; not that I’m in any way suggesting Kate has received money from the Heritage Foundation, or anything like that.
God forbid I should attempt to smear the good name of Kate McMillan by suggesting she’s been paid off by moneyed American interests. I’m in no way suggesting that.
Syncro: Tentative name: Buns n Guns
PMSL Love it Syncro!! *2 thumbs*
Kate, gone a whole week without offending someone? Errr…. the trolls will starve. Mind you, no matter how “thin” they are, they squeak! *pointed look at Ti-Guy*
I think you guys are feedig a troll (take a hint TG) You’re at the wrong site if your look’n for froend here bud……
HV–Sorry it took me so long to get back to you, I just had one of the “Gun Gals” over, we’ve been working on projections. I’ll have a prospectus out ASAP.
Meg Q—I’ll be watching the Post as well, until then think Ubersexual with two guns.
Snookie—Thanks, I’m doing a corporate registry search now, alternative name….Boobs n Rubes.
Dorthy..er..Ti-Guy—Speaking of stuffed and mounted you’re welcome to drop into the club once it’s up and running. Please keep in mind Brokeback Mountian was shot in the Calgary area.
Just saying…..
It’s all good fun until someone loses an eye.
Syncro
No one can “marginalize” someone else. that is a task better described as self immolation. And you’re not going to accomplish much in blog comments on a weekend. My laptop with its cellular card goes where I go so it’s pretty trivial in terms of time; and I have a life. Do you?
Winning elections is a real good route to political power, I’ve heard. But, then, I’m a Yank and have only been in Republican politics for a little while; around about forty years. Right off hand Tie-Dye, I’d say that your wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.
Also the search south of the border for boojums is so last month. Many of us, on both sides of the border are just fed up with libs; big L or little L. As a drive by troll I’d say that you’re dense enough to bend light. But, I long ago accepted that a dog is a dog and I’m not surprised when it barks or messes on the carpet. Condescension noted and ignored.
“a dog is a dog and I’m not surprised when it barks or messes on the carpet. Condescension noted and ignored.”
OUCH! *BFG* Just when feeding the lil troll was getting fun too… *poof* Lovely blowtorch there, Hungry Valley :oP
Dorthy..er..Ti-Guy—Speaking of stuffed and mounted you’re welcome to drop into the club once it’s up and running. Please keep in mind Brokeback Mountian was shot in the Calgary area.
I’m sorry…did you take up a whole paragraph to basically call me a fag? What is it with Kate and her minions? Can’t they just cut to the chase and say “yer a fag” and not bore everyone with more words than are needed to say that?
Jeez, what a tedious hate-pit this is. Kate’s minions can’t even come out directly and call people fags; they have to bore everyone with veiled references.
Way to go, Kate…Your fag-bashing homophobic minions came to your defense. I’ll forward this to the CBC and the RCMP, all in the effort, of course, of hopefully getting you charged with a hate crime.
Hopes springs eternal, eh?
For a quick definition of EVIL, click the link below.
Click here.
The astounding thing is that such nobility and goodness can be produced in that awful ‘container’.
This blog is bogus. There are no pictures of dead animals. Just a lot of dead souls.
Amen, brother. Plenty of resevoir dogs snarlin’ as well.
Ohhh, look! It’s clenched its tiny fists and is stamping its tiny feet now. It believes that a reference to a popular movie is all about it and.. and… Look Now!!!!!! Is that a molehill? Yes! It has brought forth a molehill, using a word that appeared nowhere in the thread, and is busily crouching down and telling everyone, “Sure looks like a mountain from here. I’m gonna tell. Mom! Mom! come see what the bad boys are doin now.” Are actual tears far behind?
If it was any further down the food chain it would have plankton bites on its glutes. You don’t often get a chance to see Trollus hystericus in its natural habitat.
Ya know, people pay good money to be this entertained and we get it for free. Is this a great country, or what?