Honey, I Finished The Internet
My entirely half-assed understanding of Why Horses Explode If You Look At Them Funny.
Honey, I Finished The Internet
The snail facial.
Let’s Play “Begin That News Story” !
This is how it works: I choose a key paragraph from a news report and quote the finishing sentence. Your task is to fill in the supporting information that provides context for that sentence.
Here we go;
“Xxxx xxxxx xxx xxx xx xxxx xxxx xxxxxxxx xxxx xxxxxxxx xx xx x xxxxxxx xx xx xxxxxx xxxx x xxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxx xx x xxxx-xx xxxx xxxxxx xx xxxxxxxxx xx xxx xxxxx xxx xx xxx xxx xxx xxxxxx xx xxx xxx xxx xx xxxxx xxx xxx xxxxxxxx xxx xxx xxx xxxx xx xxx xxxxx. And the cat was screaming for its life.”
You need not match the word lengths represented by “xxx” or try to tease out what they stand for. Just draw upon your own observations and knowledge of what sort of circumstances might have led to a story being published about a cat screaming for its life.
Easy? Easy.
Tomorrow evening I’ll link the story, and we can revisit how close everyone came.
No cheating! If you’ve already seen it, just stand down for this one.
Honey, I Finished The Internet
Honey, I Finished The Internet
Honey, I Finished The Internet
The Cosmic Origins of Halloween (Randall Carlson)
Honey, I Finished The Internet
Honey, I Finished The Internet

More stunning photography here, by David McColm.
Honey, I Finished The Internet
Honey, I Finished The Internet
Honey, I Finished The Internet
Grass Fed Beef vs Grain Fed Beef (What’s the Difference)
Honey, I Finished The Internet
Honey, I Finished The Internet
Tiny house envy: The cupboard-sized flats of Tokyo
Honey, I Finished The Internet
Backed by Science: Why Life Jackets Should Be Mandatory
h/t Andrew
That’s Enough Internet For Today, Thanks
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— Gmetal (@Gmental12) September 27, 2021
Honey, I Finished The Internet
Honey, I Finished The Internet
Honey, I Finished The Internet
Via Bjørn Lomborg on Facebook: Over a month in 1930, Indiana Bell moved their entire headquarters 90° and shifted it 52 feet south. Everyone kept working inside while it moved 15 inches per hour. Adaptation is not as hard as many people think…
