35 Replies to “That’s Enough Internet For Today, Thanks”

    1. I’m pretty sure that’s what came out of my ear after VA gave me second stab 4 months later I still tested positive I could see it but I couldn’t smell it

    2. Ha!

      To my eye? It looks like some of the weird creepy-crawly shit I see living in your average “tropical” shithole country. You know … the places where you must drink quinine daily to fend off the nasty bugs that will hobble you and kill you deadt… deader than a doornail.

  1. Green Parties next leader?

    How about, I scraped it off my arse and it stuck to the ceiling.

    How about, it came after my Covid shots.

    How about, the ‘woke’ teacher sent it home in my kids homework.

    It’s obviously a piss poor fake from a 3D printer…

  2. The last time I saw one of those, Spock took a hit to the back – and hasn’t been the same since.

    As for what it is … Damn it Jim, I’m a scientist not a doctor.

      1. “Operation:Annihilate!”
        Only global UV radiation can save us.
        Those things are still out there.

  3. why would the spider-turtles choose that corner for their lovemaking?

    Oh, that’s where Covid 2021 will be born. That pangolin/bat thing just didn’t work out.