Honey, I Finished The Internet

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1. A Friday night thread of “Dick” jokes. Awesome.

   True story. My city Councillor’s name is Richard Craven. He appears on the ballot as Craven, Dick.

   1. Hmm. Did he consider changing sides? Having a Lopadikoffame operation? Or maybe started on the other side and had an addadiktome? Either way, I wish him a long and healthy sex life, such that he’ll never need a prescription of generic Mycoxaflopin.

2. Please, don`t tell me his partner`s name is Harry Ballsack!!

3. Best one I’ve seen was a realtor who’s name was on a bus stop bench in Calgary. In big letters…. Anita Dick.

4. Hugh Chardon

5. “Pickup trucks”

   “You don’t know what we’re doing, do you?”

   “Shut up!”

   (my corny tv show reference not everyone will get)

6. And Dick also works with Heywood Jablomie?

7. You know times are tough when a hard working prostitute has to degrade himself as a cop.

8. Brings to mind Spike Milligan’s character “Dick Scratcher”

9. I knew a Richard Head growing up.

   During my career I did business with one Woody Swallow as well as Hugh Johnson.

   The best however was a Norwegian concrete engineer who’s name was Bernt Baken.

10. That guy needs to just let go and walk away.

11. I fail to see his crime,this gentleman was a natural for police management.
    Already a prostitute before leaving the rank of constable, he was destined to go far in todays metrosexual police force.
    He needs a new lawyer,the force needs sued for discrimination and denying his natural management skills.
    Why he could’a been a contender for Chief and beyond.

12. There is always that whale of literary fame, Moby Richard ……

    Never could understand the reason that “Dick” was a nickname for “Richard”. Or for that matter, why “dick” was a nickname for a sex organ. So it goes…….

    1. don’t be such peenis!!!

13. up next is priesthood for this ex copper

14. He should’ve just murdered someone while wearing a uniform. He’d be ‘punished’ with paid leave aka vacation.

15. The best is Nascar driver Dick Trickle…not sure but may have driven for Seimens. If not, he should have!

16. My former next door neighbor was … Dick Johnson. As my humorous children said … a name so nice, he had to say it twice …