Hopefully they understand that they’ll have to entertain themselves once they get here.
The Alberta wing of the Federal Liberal party recently announced that their Annual General Meeting and Policy Convention will be held in Lethbridge, Alberta from April 30th to May 2nd. The online invitation, fulsomely replete with a photo of a windfarm with a rainbow behind it, boasts a star-studded lineup that includes one-woman klan extinguisher Hedy Fry, House of Commons Fake-Outrage Choir first tenor Ralph Goodale, and future five-term Liberal Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
Alas, a charter bus which was to depart from Edmonton – the only place in Alberta that even remotely resembles a Liberal enclave – was canceled. Apparently, the Liberals “could not find 35 people in the 1 million person metro Edmonton region who wanted to make the trip.”
In related news, the Chippendale Dancers’s scheduled June 8th performance in Bali has been canceled….
future five-term Liberal Prime Minister Justin Trudeau
–Quit trying to scare the living dayligts out of us.
Just as an experiment, perhaps we could have one of the Liberal cogniziti live in a house powered exclusively with a wind turbine?
Why have the Lieberals chosen to punish Lethbridge by their presence? Think of the additional expense involved in hiring more security staff to prevent shoplifting.
Isn’t that nice, the wind turbine thingies will match their little beanie propellers,
and Iggy is going to sing with Corb Lund to show he can relate to the common folk.
I think the old boy has been plucking his eyebrows lately , or selling them off to make violin bows.
wow . . they still have public phone booths in Lethbridge . . . go figure.
Damn, I booked a trip to Bali for that Chippendales show! Guest I’ll have to head to the beach instead.
With Montreal and Toranna the only 2 geographical areas of any significance left for the Libranos, one has to accept the fact that the Bloc now has more territory polled in their favour than they do…Canada’s natural governing “partit”?(Gone?)
…tee,hee!
Wow, that was fun. Ezra had the two defenders in a tizzy. The little gay fella and Wells were not happy campers. I love it.
Oh come on folks, humour the old tired party. Its on a nostalgia tour looking back to its glory days. Why way back then they used to convene in a telephone booth and the only telephone booth still existing is in Lethbridge where the telephone booth it is used to stop small children from being blown away.
I guess they are going for the globull warming….up to a foot of snow in Lethbridge in the next 2 days…heh
At least in Lethbridge the communist Lieberals will come close and rub elbows with the end result of their policies, “communism”. YOu see Lethbridge is a great town, but it is full of Canadas very own communists, they are just called Hutterites. Individually there are a lot of good Hutterites, but once in their little communistically run colonys they take over all the land around them, buy little in the local small towns, pay no healthcare, taxes, fight no wars etc and this is all legal because of their religion. Much like the lieberal religion, a Hutterite works very little when older because all the younger idealists/lieberals do the heavy work in the colony. So enjoy Leth. you lieberals, maybe take a trip out to one of the 300 colonys and see the end result of your pathetic policies you so gleefully ram down others throat.
What a stupid statement, even as rhetoric.
….most Albertans are not gun-toting crazy redneck oil barons….
Does anybody know one?
Who comes up with that kind of stuff, is there no finesse in communication?
“Alas, a charter bus which was to depart from Edmonton was canceled. Apparently, the Liberals “could not find 35 people in the 1 million person metro Edmonton region who wanted to make the trip.”
Future five-term Liberal Prime Minister Justin Trudeau – who disappeared from public view for a week after the cancellation – was finally located in the basement of Montreal’s Art Alternatif Studio, hugging a statue of Narcissus while sobbing iconsolably, “I knew I shouldn’t have hired that make-up man…the bitch.”
So far the Hoser royal brats are used for window dressing to get little old ladies from the Treaudeaupian time warp to cough up their pension checks at LPC fund raisers.
I can’t help but think they’re testing the waters though, just to see if a Trudeau showing his arrogant silver spoon fed face in AB still causes riots and gets his private limo/rail car egged.
It should, but Albertans are doing too well these days to give outward displays of their disgust with Librano royal dynasties. As long as they’re safely on a flight out of the province the next day, the whole event will be ignored except for the small 1% of local groveling fart catching Librano wannabes. They turn up at these Liberal rimshot shin digs to get a whiff of royal flatulence and put their nose in the right crack of destiny to be put on a short list for future patronage largesse. I suspect most of these come from AHRC.
I am a typical Alberta resident, born in Oakville Ontario, educated in Hamilton, living in Alberta for 33 years. Am I one of these cranky old men the Libs want to go after? Do they really view me as part of the problem in Canada?
Would the charter bus have had a “Alberta can blow me.” Scott Reid banner on it sides? Or will that be over the stage at the convention? Or both?
Lethbridge has a large CFIA facility. If you can’t find Liberals in the civil service you are toast.
Of course they would go to Lethbridge, @40% of the city works for the government of all levels.
In a list of Canada’s top 100 Iggy never made the list. PMSH did, Jack did, Trudeau was higher with 12 votes to Iggy’s 3 and that was among politicos. Kid Poker?? beat Iggy.
I wonder if a bunch of the guys that work in the oil biz could have gathered together a nice welcoming committee?
They’re coming here!!!!!!!!
Time to break out the guns I have drywalled down in the basement! I mean, umm, no umm, I meant something else.
We do have a great city here, full of a lot of good people who value hard work and caring for others. Unfortunately, we do have a rather large “liberal” arts university that is filled with greedy narcissists and leaches.
Despite that, we return a Conservative to Parliament every year. Thank you to Rick Casson who is retiring and won’t be running again for the excellent service you have given to your community and thanks to Ray Speaker who did the same before Rick.
Now, where’s my drywall knife.
“In a list of Canada’s top 100 Iggy never made the list. PMSH did, Jack did, Trudeau was higher with 12 votes to Iggy’s 3 and that was among politicos.”
Interesting the royal hoser made the list speedy. I mean of all these geeks at the top of the list, how many played hockey and how many are/were middle class workers in the private sector or ran a small business? They’re all elites.
Canada’s media has done a masterful job selling these insulated, detached, Canadian establishment aristocracy as “just folks”. Complete BS!! There has never been a Liberal leader who wasn’t directly attached to Canada’s ruling class establishment – except Harper – who establishment media savage on a daily basis.
Wake up! Canada is buggered democratically because we never really elect our leadership, it’s appointed for us by eastern establishment interests through a corrupted party leadership vetting system that installs ruling class establishment puppets. The LPC is the epitome of this elitist establishment top-down rule.
Harper and CPC-Reform broke this mold. The establishment media has been trying to remove him since he won the CPC leadership over the establishment candidate.
Our media wants establishment royalty, not a populist or unconnected leader who they can’t control. THat’s why Harper sticks in their craw.
Remember; he’s demonized because :
A) he’s a westerner – A PM from AB (can’t have that!)
B) He’s unconnected to the eastern ruling class establishment
C) He’s resisted the patronage offered to come to the dark side
D) He’s family man and an average Canuck
With all the Libs bluff and puff on torture this would be the Liberal party shindig theme song:
Boris Karloff sings Monster Mash on Shindig! Recreated!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXLQAGJoz3k&feature=related
I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
Refrain:
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes
Refrain
The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son
Refrain:
The scene was rockin’, all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, “The Crypt-Kicker Five”
Refrain:
Out from his coffin, Drac’s voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, “Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?”
Refrain
Now everything’s cool, Drac’s a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
The monster mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You’ll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
Halloween comes early to Alberta…
Cheers
Hans-Christian Georg Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
Frankenstein Battalion
2nd Squadron: Ulanen-(Lancers) Regiment Großherzog Friedrich von Baden(Rheinisches) Nr.7(Saarbrucken)
Knecht Rupprecht Division
Hans Corps
1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group “True North”
tyvm Commander Hans,
That got me to thinking of Martin Landau playing Karloff in the movie Ed Wood: “Pull da string! Pull da string!” (Visuallize Iggy)
oops me bad, that was Bela Lugosi in Ed Wood.
Other than extorting money from the hard-working poor (majority of the work force nowadays) to give to the lazy, less-motivated poor, what does the Liberal party offer?
What do they say about sleeping dogs?
Keep kicking!
The reason the Fiberals will tell you why they’re holding a conference in Lethbridge is that Senator Joyce Farbairn supposedly “represents” Lethbridge in the Senate; like Iggy is a representative of the Ukrainian comunity. /sarc
All I can say is Ha Ha Ha……Sooner or later you’ll bet the message….
It’s not that they couldn’t find 35 liberals to go to Lethbridge, they just couldn’t find 35 who would take a bus. Liberals are far more likely to each drive their own gas-guzzling car to Lethbridge and then whine about climate change and demonize the evil oil sands.
Hans-Christian Georg Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
Frankenstein Battalion
2nd Squadron: Ulanen-(Lancers) Regiment Großherzog Friedrich von Baden(Rheinisches) Nr.7(Saarbrucken)
Knecht Rupprecht Division
Hans Corps
1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group “True North”
every time Kate’s away his epithet grows again.
I blame the fainthearted, francoleftist, xenophobes of the Bloc Quebecois for all our problems. If they had the brains god gave little apples they would run candidates nationwide in all Lieberal, NDP, ridings, likely win enough seats to then form the official opposition, and negotiate an amicable Slovakia type exit with a majority CPC government. They’d have my vote, no problem.
LCB I think you have it. If they would have stocked a private jet with goodies from Vίt’s fave cheese establishment and a selection of fine wines they would have called in sick and gone. No racist Triscuts though. You have to suffer to pay for your preferred station in life.
This was not a tax paid junket. Liberals only use tax payer money for fun or any ole expense.
To expect them to pay out of pocket is like having Fallen Angles Repent.
Besides we all know EDDY will be gone. Their is only one group to vote for with any credibility or real conservatives left. The liberals in Alberta, live lonely spook driven lives.
JMO
The Liberals hate farm tractors.
The sight of them creates alot of ass-puckering angst. It might be a good time to let the Lieberals know how you really feel about the Wheat Board there fellas…the MSM will be covering the convention…
The Liberals hate farm tractors.
The sight of them creates alot of ass-puckering angst…
Posted by: The Glengarrian at April 28, 2010 7:35 PM
And that’s true…’specially tractors going slow on major highways…during busy times…like summer tourist seasons…and in busy places…like urban areas.
AND…the Conservatives only like it if the tractors make the Liberals look bad. They get the heebie-jeebies at the thought of tractors making THEMSELVES look bad.
If you click on the invitation it will lead you to thier registration. It only costs $150.00 to attend,if you are a delegate(vegetarian meal included). As an observer,$175. Wow,that place should be hopping…This may be a golden oppurtunity to get the camera-phone out and catch the libs enjoying the strip bars,any takers?
Albertans work hard to keep their province rat free.
“ass puckering angst” – that is THE phrase of the day!!!