If you believe that decriminalizing the census is a bad thing, but that decriminalizing drugs is a good thing – you might be a liberal.*

“The government will not be intimidated by these negotiating tactics,” the spokesman said.

The Phantom of the Sentence

Adopted June 1, 1968

Adopted December 14, 2006 *

I’m thinking that Ezra is a little steamed, no?

And while I’m at it…

If you believe in evolution, but hold that all cultures are equal – you might be a liberal.