Including sofa-bed wrestling; bonelessness; cartographic objects from the thirteenth century; scenes of smoke and shouting; and a notable refund request.

All this and more.

Including a tale of stolen testicles; a low-altitude ejection; an incriminating box of burglary tools; and how to build a second, tiny bathroom inside your existing bathroom.

All this and more.

Including a tale involving tentacles; the thrill of silicone legs; and a quick flick through The Journal of Lesbian Studies.

All this and more.

Including weaponised astrology; drywall toast; when the dog eats your pretend penis; a radical deployment of adhesive tape; and, obviously, transgender candles.

All this and more.

Including an uncanny happening; the crocodilian phallus; the thrill of British place-name pronunciation; and the Atom Men and the Highlanders, circa 1958.

All this and more.

Including some toilet-related suspense; a getaway of note; a brief history of Super Glue; and a beginner’s guide to nuclear physics, explained with Fuzzy Felt.

All this and more.

Including the unforeseen hazards of time travel; wipe-clean fashions; some unwelcome swelling; difficulties when boiling water; and how to build your own omni-directional bike.

All this and more.

Including visitors from the asteroid belt; a collection of Doctor Who title cards; on mathematics and the Moon; a brief history of arsenic; and eating uranium, circa 1985. 

All this and more.

Including a notable wind instrument; energetic wombs; how to fly much faster than the speed of sound; and adventures in very large rock relocation. 

All this and more.

Including large objects incoming; a problem depositing keys; adventures in modernity; scenes of alarming wind; and when starfish attack.

All this and more.

Including super-bouncy shoes; a bathroom visitor; how to compress a sofa; and nail-biting scenes from a Japanese bed-making competition.  

All this and more.

Including the anthropology of unauthorised parking; an interspecies attraction; the tomb of Queen Nefertari; and the Chair Bodgers of the Chilterns, circa 1950.

All this and more.

Including an adventure in modernity; suboptimal situations; a sci-fi arts and crafts project; a task requiring precision; and how to grab a cloud.

All this and more.

Including every cyclist’s secret desire; a swift response; the thrill of ballpoint pen alignment; and tips for transporting fluids at close to the speed of light.

All this and more.

Including some invigorating proximity; grace under pressure; a good choice rewarded; and how to deflate a cow.

All this and more.

Including a game about buying hair and making wigs; a guide to vomiting; a satellite made of wood; and how to move the Moon while melting quite a bit of it.

All this and more.

Including witchcraft in Wales circa 1964; paranormal furniture and uncanny banging; flesh-eating bees; and how to make a simple thing needlessly complicated.

All this and more.

Including a funereal screw-up of some significance; an all-terrain bed; when ladies should look away; and when you find that the problem is bigger than expected. 

All this and more.