He Cut His Finger Smashing A Glass

The man who forgot how to swim.

The story became one of palace intrigue due to the anonymous 911 call, the location of the Obamas at the time of the incident, and the former president’s injuries at a golf course not long after the event. He was sporting bandaged hands and a black eye. It might be a coincidence, but the drowning has sparked many conspiracy theories and accompanying fact-checks, which don’t mean anything. The liberal media destroyed the ‘fact check’ beat when weaponizing these pieces against the Trump presidency.

Like the FBI, it’s lost all credibility. If anything, it only pours more gasoline on the conspiratorial bonfire. Later, it was determined that the Obamas were on the island but not at their residence, though the emergency call log from police appeared scattered. And the freakish thing about the Campbell case is that he isn’t the first chef to die serving a former Democratic president. The Clintons personal chef, who also served the Bush White House, died in 2015. The cause of death: drowning.

19 Replies to “He Cut His Finger Smashing A Glass”

  1. “The man who forgot how to swim”. Lol

    Kate would make a great headline writer for the NYPOST.

    1. She is sensational at crafting headlines. I complimented her for it just last week.

  2. My theory: John Podesta was over for some “spirit cooking” feast and things got a little out of hand.

  3. Watching him swimming is like watching a potential drowning victim warm up for the big event! Even with flippers he swims poorly, and his two to three overhand strokes, quickly followed by flipping over on his back and thrashing another two desperate strokes gave me the impression of a poor swimmer. I can easily see him panicking.
    Maybe I’m wrong, but he swims like I do, and unless there’s better video, I have to go with death by misadventure.

    https://www.utoronto.ca/news/u-t-expert-troubled-history-black-people-have-had-swimming

    Michael probably beat up Barry for looking at some young guy.

  4. Winner…Winner…Chicken Dinner!
    I stated the exact concerns with Ontario John’s Monday Morning post.

    Drinking and drugs making Obama amorous to putting the moves on his straight black good looking Cook…
    Only to get a bullet to the brain pan defending his honor by the security agents.

    Our politicians really can’t tell a half decent proper excuse for the deception they themselves seem oblivious to the lying as it’s constantly.

  5. Obamicide. Derivative of Arkancide, or Death by Hillarity. As in, “He died an Hillarious death.”

  6. A chef?.. Is not so much a servant as a hired professional.. Its little wonder they end up at the bottom of the pool.. Seen to much, said to much.. Who knows?..

    One thing is for sure the FBI and the DOJ wont be paying him a visit.. Mr. Moon launch is untouchable..

  7. If you are good enough at chef to be offered the job of personal chef to a celebrity, and haven’t the good sense to refuse the position, you are probably capable of the kind of stupid choices that lead to drowning while paddleboarding. (E.g. no personal flotation device, not actually competent on a paddleboard, not a good swimmer, consumed enough alcohol to make you think you haven’t consumed too much alcohol, liable to panic when out of your element.) Everybody dies of something or other, eventually. If it’s not old age or illness, there’s a good chance stupidity was at least a contributing factor.

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