Evacuate The Room, Lock The Doors, Turn Off The Security Cameras

26 Replies to “Evacuate The Room, Lock The Doors, Turn Off The Security Cameras”

1. Same thing with p*do story hours in schools and libraries – they’ll stop when the performers and administrative enablers learn of kinetic consequences. Or, even better, when they just randomly disappear without a trace.

2. I really can’t comprehend how this hasn’t happened already. Especially the dummies that glue their hands to paintings. If the blows were raining down on them, they’d get their hands pulled off and in front of their face soon enough.

3. Glue their other hand to their faces and leave them to sit in their own filth until they rip their own skin off to get free. Oh. And clear the rooms of all the physical artwork created before “performance art” became a substitute for reality. Turn off the lights and power.

   But this will never happen, because art galleries and museums are soft targets … operated by sympathetic (emphasis on pathetic) leftists … so nothing will ever be done to curb this practice.

4. Agreed.

5. Museums aren’t soft targets as much as they’re willing accomplices in my opinion. And yes, these people need their chicklets punched out.

   Having done a little “follow the money” research on the “Just Stop Oil” activists… they receive their money from a mega “Climate Activism” fund. So who are responsible for topping up this fund? Robert Kennedy’s daughter and Alena Getty (Yeah, that Getty).
   Bored, self hating gazzillionaires.

   1. That’s a distinction without a difference.
      Willing accomplices = soft targets.

      1. I beg to differ. For example: In the world of grifting…being a soft target means being an easy mark and doesn’t necessarily mean you approve of nor conspire with the one who’s fleecing you.
         I contend museums are turning a blind eye to these miscreants which makes them accomplices.

6. Since they’re stuck there, it would be a great time to force the protesters to listen to lecture by Milton Friedman, Hayek’s The Road to Serfdom, The Gulag Archipelago by Solzhenitsyn, etc. with musical interludes of loud polka tunes. Put up a isolation curtain around them and let them sit there for as long as they want.

   1. Awesome! Worse than playing old Donny Osmond songs nonstop. Something they’d really HATE.

7. Cattle prods. I’m kind of partial to cattle prods.

8. While “you broke you bought it” won’t work, making them dig lithium by hand beside UnMe’s 10 year old slaves for 15 years might help their attitude.

9. Just make sure that their homes are only heated with wind and solar power this winter. Remove all products from them that are made with petroleum which includes phones, glue, computers and hell just about else they own including their electric cars.
   Or just beat the shit out of them.

   1. Also would remove furnaces, and anything that has an electrical cord, as those required petroleum products for production

   2. Beat them senseless THEN take all of their stuff made with petroleum.

10. Ellesmere Island, people. I’m tellin’ ya…

    1. C.A.G.E.
       Canadian Arctic Gulag of Ellesmere
       We could put a pant load of globalists up there.

11. How about a class action lawsuit? Odd how that option magically disappears depending on the political cause at stake.

12. Better still. lock the doors, put in spotlights, fill the spectator gallery with Press, THEN beat them to within an inch of their lives. And when the SJW $hitstorm hits the fan with “YOU CAN’T TREAT PEOPLE LIKE THAT!!!” you reply, “Oh yes we can – and we WILL, to EVERYBODY who tries this with our masterpieces.”

    And then do the same to the next bunch who tries it.

    Eventually the trembling little crybullies will get the message that yes, the Law of Unpleasant Consequences DOES apply to them too – however much they want it NOT TO – and then, and ONLY then, it will stop.

    “WAAAAAAAH, we ALWAYS got away with it BEFORE, WAAAAAAAAH!!!”

    ” – Pardon me, would you be so kind as to go over there and do your hysterics in that dried-up riverbed? – then you can REALLY cry me a river!”

    I did like VW’s response to those protesters who glued themselves to their cars – “Right, we’re off home for the night – nighty-night!” YOU CAN’T LEAVE US HERE!!!” *CLICK* as the lights go out.

13. The Germans had the right idea: the group that glued themselves to the showroom floor at a Porsche dealership had the lights turned off, as well as the heating, and they were whining that they had no pot to pee in.

    Didn’t hear the end of that story though.

    1. They were eventually arrested but I don’t know what happened to them after that.

14. Given this thread is about fantasy, I like the idea of seizing all the assets of every NGO involved directly or indirectly.

15. I call that “force feedback” and it’s sorely missed in today’s society.

16. Just drop them off naked in the Far North so they can live harmoniously with nature, which is what they want. Nature will deal with them in short order.

17. Take a lesson from the comments at Instapundit. No censorship of comments from a fringe minority with unacceptable views. Memes galore. Spam from Davos parrots can be easily flagged and blocked.

18. Evacuate The Room, Lock The Doors, Turn Off The Security Cameras…

    Then beat them to within an inch of their lives. It will stop.

    Reminds me of my two first born…

    Shopping…

    Yep they acted up again cause if it works for Mom then why not try Dad…

    1st mistake for they were well for-warned the cart is full…

    Grab both and off to the car we three go…

    Get their seatbelts on while telling them what their punishment was…

    Get home…

    Thé stood face first looking straight in the corner of the wall…

    They were golden after that…

    3 hrs is a longtime as a child…

    We are ruled by evil children, time for the adults to stand up…

19. The name of the group is translated as “Last Generation.” Perhaps it’s a sign they wish to be neutered.