“To help ensure the safety of each employee as well as Twitter systems and customer data, our offices will be temporarily closed and all badge access will be suspended. If you are in an office or on your way to an office, please return home.“
Oh, the humanity.
JUST IN: Elon Musk has removed “days of rest” from Twitter staff calendars.
— unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) November 3, 2022
A lot of people will not have jobs tomorrow.
That will be a major change in their lives.
In the dictionary, sympathy is somewhere between sh!t & syphilis.
Good….their “jobs” were worse than useless. Kind of like Nazi prison camp guards
I understand that many if not most of the cut jobs had to do with policing politically incorrect comments that would offend the wacko woke bunch.
there isn’t anyone that moves faster than Musk .
That’s the kind of speed that is needed to cut government bureaucracies to the ground. Give them NO time to react and be absolutely RUTHLESS. You must act before the bureaucracy immune system kicks in.
Excellent suggestion! I expect President Donald J Trump ‘47’ will appoint Elon Musk Deep State reassignment Czar. It will be a joy to behold.
Oh?! Wait. What? Federal Bureaucrats can’t be fired? It’s against the Law? Hahahahahaha ha ha … not if Trump declares an “Emergency”. Isn’t that what we’ve learned over the last two years? Laws and the US Constitution are subservient to “Emergency”? Clear your schedule Elon.
Love it.
Love it
Love it
More everywhere please….!
Zero fks given…
Elon , like a Boss.
Fire em all.
I sure hope they televise this! Would be GREAT entertainment!
Ligma – Johnson, that comedy duo may make a repeat appearance?
Does everyone have their favourite beverage and/or snack ready?
Because they should.
The viewing should be amusing.
The tent city lining the streets of SF are about to get 2,500 brand new North Face tents. Quick, someone notify the SF Director of Homelessness. Wait. What? The Director is in Barbados on another Homeless convention?
Maybe the ex Twitter employees will get high paying, no-fire, SF government jobs? Which they will also lose when the city goes bankrupt from all the business departures and empty office space
Your disservices are no longer required.
Learn to code.
The productive people at Twitter that kept the machine running are smiling. In the coming months Twitter will exceed any green targets as it is be powered by Schadenfreude.
Wait a minute! When is Musk going to address the employees demands they presented him with not even a week ago? Chuckle chuckle.
I think he just did.