Your Moral And Intellectual Superiors

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  1. We have a good friend in PA who has been coming up here to hunt deer for close to 20 years. He texted me last night to say he was thinking of writing blubber douggie to thank him for the tasty, tariff-free, Ontario venison they had for supper.

    My reply: no sense giving the show-boating greaseball any ideas.

  3. This fall, instead of the flu shot, Canadian Gov’t should mandate a TDS shot for all Elbows Up crowd.

  4. Makes sense unfortunately. Canadian electorate has been groomed for decades to be entitled spineless lemmings. Heck, a clown-moron like Blackie was voted in 3 times, and a no-character guy like Carney voted in after that.
    Kemptville is well within the triangle Ottawa-GTA-Montreal, which is the heart of the forever-Librano$-voting base, so of course they’re stinking rats.
    If a regular LCBO cannot have American wine on the shelves, I wonder what would happen if you go out in GTA or in Ottawa downtown with a MAGA red hat?

  5. Oh, the horror! What’s next, American movies at the theatre, American cars on the streets?

    1. BTW … missing from that oh so detailed government media story? The cost of that CK Mondavi wine. I looked it up. It’s $9.99/bottle here in my local area. Yeah, about as close to “Two-Buck Chuck” as you can get in 2026.

      https://i.pinimg.com/originals/71/5f/8c/715f8cfe394d3546ecca3df6aa044f37.jpg

      So yeah, elbow yourself in the head Canadians! Buy heavily taxed Canadian wine instead. Knock yourselves out. Canada STRONG! Use your Beaver app! *snicker*

      You have some sort of election coming up? So this nonsense will continue until after your election and JUST before Sept. 8 when your STRONG PM cowers and backs off his WAR on Trump?

      1. Gallagher once said Canada was weird since it issued a coin that had a beaver on one side and a queen on the other.

    2. The VIN on all three of my current vehicles start with “1”. The last vehicle I had with a VIN starting with “2” was a pile of junk.

  6. Good gawd, are these people eating mushrooms? If the US retaliates it will kill the BC wine industry and Ontario’s wines?

    1. Why would Americans drink Canadian plonk? Canada had a wine deficit of $1.84 billion in 2025. When I was a tough young-un and I could handle the puking I would drink Canadian wine.

      1. I knew many an underage college student attending colleges near the Canadian border … yes, even Whitworth CHRISTIAN college in Spokane … who routinely traveled to Canada and ended up puking. And here I always thought that was from over drinking … not from drinking Canadian swill … LOL

    2. Don’t worry, the price of BC wines will ensure they will never grab more market share.
      Something close to non-plonk will cost you $30 or more.
      I can still buy GOOD California wine for half that price, all-in, at a private retailer here in the outskirts of LaLaVille (Victoria). It’s been available all this time.
      Yes, in BC, private liquor stores can continue to order in Yankee liquor. To this day.
      Won’t say the chain name, no doubt KM would report this to the authorities, like a good German would do.

  7. A tweet from “Rational Posts”… I wish I thought of it. So true.

    The Covidians have been redeployed to be Elbowzians.
    Same demographic, same medical professionals, same critical thinking skills, same virtue-signaling, same petty authoritarianism.
    They have been redeployed.”

    1. The same people who called the police when they saw dads out playing hockey with their children during COVID?

  8. And some in Alberta want to remain in this mess?
    Really?
    To what end and how else are we going to humiliate ourselves?

    1. As you will sadly find out it is most people in Alberta. They are Canadians after all, which is to say coward, weak, duplicitous and infantile. 10 Americans could take over the country just by showing up.

  9. They said that the bottles were dusty (I think trying to intimate that they were not selling). I did not see any dust?

  10. Was the store an LCBO outlet? If not, who cares? I think Blubber Doug just ordered the booze off the LCBO shelves. I doubt he has the authority to ban sales elsewhere.

    1. It was a Loblaws owned Independent Grocer. It claimed the manager didn’t approve and the evil swill was immediately removed.

      1. “It was a Loblaws owned Independent Grocer. It claimed the manager didn’t approve and the evil swill was immediately removed.”

        Typical retail cowardice on display. So terribly afraid of being cancelled.

      1. Try the big US owned king of discount stores. Here they went elbows up for a while with the quality US made stuff. But they are back now.

      2. I would rather buy USA product produced under reasonable health standards than product from a third world country. Try Walmart you could still get decent relish a couple of weeks ago. PS a Safeway supervisor informed me the reason they didn’t have any USA relish was because Trump put a tariff on exported pickles. No amount of explaining that tariffs were only applied to goods imported into a country would change her mind. Trumps fault.

  12. All the Canadian cucumbers got to the USA for processing. Only 3 tomato mannerisms, excluding private companies, dealing in tomatoes and they are precarious. If we could package stupid we would have warehouses full of such

  13. The beaver-app woman couldn’t look down her nose with an ounce more of superior condesension. Wonder which Liberal arts acting skool she attended?

  14. I saw a jpg image listing 50 or so American owned companies operating in Canada. A handy list to keep in one’s back pocket when the thumb suckers start talking about boycotting American.

    1. The Teachers Unions in Ontario are complaining that Ontario signed a deal with the “evil US company” Staples to provide school supplies at the best price for the taxpayers. They want a canadian company to be picked instead. Never mind that the Canadian company won’t have the buying power to get the best prices.

  15. I hope they activated the city siren and alerted people to take shelter. I’m cursed now with images of schoolchildren huddling beneath desks.

  16. Eby aside – it sure is a mystery why the biggest chirpers are from “Have Not” Provinces?
    Wonder why?

    1. Give him time, he’s doing his absolute best to turn BC into a Have Not.
      It’s an NDP Legacy project. They’ve done it before.

  17. Actually, the proper response would be to point out that this doesn’t have much to do with the US. Canada and California are both on a trajectory to becoming Chinese provinces, so think of it as Chinese interprovincial trade.

    1. Good call quanga – that’s EXACTLY what I say when anyone questions my continuing to drink Cali reds!

      “There is only so much plonk I am prepared to drink for my country” – Mordecai Richler

  18. An end cap was put up without the store owner’s knowledge? Lol!
    But it’s good to see that Canada’s wine moms are sticking to their standards. I suppose the Canadian government should reimburse the companies that purchased it, and hand it out on the streets — a new harms reduction strategy.

    1. Hahahaha … I look forward to the wine moms sitting on the sidewalks doing the ‘Fetzer Fold’
      Hahahahahaa … I amuse myself.

  19. As the demagog in Ontario said that something is at the top pitch.
    It would appear that the something is the anti American hysteria.
    Did you hear the guy say that the ‘news’ station was ALERTED that there was some American wind. They like to bring you horror stories, short of that they will bring you hate.
    What would they do otherwise?

  20. Gotta drive to Buffalo this weekend to restock my home bar since Ford would rather I spend money elsewhere instead of allowing me to buy the products I want to here. Probably going to buy 20kg of butter as well.

    1. Better do it quick -‐ before bobblehead and blubber douggie start their search and seizures.

    2. There are a lot of retailers in Alberta that ship to Ontario. Watch out for the ones that add taxes in the last page of the purchase, stick with the price-up-front stores. (Whiskey Drop) Pricing is comparable after conversions and border duty.

      Though one used Canada Post so it is extra aged.

  21. ” A person spotted….”

    What does he-she get for this patriotic tattling? The carney cross? The blubber douggie cup?

    1. It used to be a quiet little town that catered to the surrounding farms. But its relative proximity to Ottawa ruined that. Now it’s stuffed with commuting civil servants.

  24. Well, this is good to know. You can rat out your competitors and unleash the bought and paid for media on them. Good for business, I say.

    1. Rat out my competitors? But then what would they put in their arses? Oh, I shouldn’t speculate.

      Very well. Where’s me rubber gloves? Right, rats out, lads!

      1. Wait, that’s not what you meant by “rat out”, is it? Goodness. My face is a bit red. Still, you can’t doubt my enthusiasm!

  25. COVIDIOTS/“Elbows Up!” retards cry themselves to sleep every night that we don’t live in East Germany.

  26. The test of Canadians being able to report the neighbors who have visitors above the permitted number and first tested during covid has been shown to have great utility.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsShZNHmpGE

    Soon enough, those in the eastern Canadian lands and dependent upon western aid will be able to report their neighbors who have remained fat and thusly guilty of hiding foodstuffs.

  27. It’s been noted that since the BC booze ban, that sales of Beaver Plonk DID NOT INCREASE SALES.

    Turns out buyers pivoted to Argentine, Italian and Spanish wines. Go Figure.
    Plonk is Plonk. Propaganda fails again.

  28. It does make you think of how stupid & retarded the politics of Canada effects many people. Any politicals making dumb ass decisions makes the paid off media headlines.

  29. Proposition: The majority of Canadians are mentally ill nitwits with child-like brains. Prove me wrong!

    Oh wait, you can’t. I have wayyyyyyy too much evidence to support my proposition.

    1. We’ve fatally screwed with Darwin’s Laws … and the mass die off is coming. I can feel it.

  30. How long until CBC, CTV, and Global crews go town-to-town in Saskatchewan, verifying that the bars and hotels aren’t serving Budweiser?

    1. Indeed. And as for our elbows-uppers, how phony/hypocritical/stupid can you get? Guzzilng brewed-in-Ontario Bud Light, and avoiding US grapes while shopping in a “Canadian” Walmart.

    2. I don’t care that Yankee beer is sold up here, but Budweiser should not be allowed into the country. Nor anything else sold by ABInBev. Horse piss, the lot of it. And for the craft breweries that they bought up, tough noogies. I no longer support them, either.

  31. It’s wine, they gotta move it. It’s in inventory and it’s perishable.
    Why does this ethanol trafficker, running his own business, have to take it in the teeth.
    Let’s put a big Gold TRUMP sticker on all American refreshments.

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