20 Replies to “Asteroid, Take Us Now”

  1. Heh, they do this at the National zoo. Except when you follow cat paw prints yer headdin’ fer cats. Bear signs and paw prints… yep, bears. C’mon now you get this just shout ’em out. Elephant prints…..
    For example, apparently, I’m currently on the sloth trail and, btw, that’s NOT indigenous knowledge. It is international and dare I say fashionable knowledge. Am I trending?

  2. If you want to decolonize Toronto transit, the solution is real simple; just shut it down.

    People can walk. It’s traditional.

  3. Wouldn’t pics of paedophiles, looters, drag queens, gangs, and uni students(all sorts of possibilities) be more appropriate?

  4. Is the turtle fleeing from the bear and wolf? or is the turtle leading the way for the bear and wolf?
    As one closes in on an exit, does the turtle get overtaken by the bear and wolf? How does one know if they’re closing in on an exit? or as some people say, “gaining on our collective destination”?

    Do they “just know” and this sort of knowledge can’t be explained to people like me, a couple of generations removed from being Polish? my sister Sandy is from Ile-a-la-Crosse, SK, could she explain this or has she spent too many years in Regina SK ?

  5. What courageous civic organization will resort to using animal scat in their maps and org charts? A big pile of bear poo leads to City Hall.

    1. I seem to recall there was some impressive animal scat in some of the songs in “The Jungle Book”.

  6. “Decolonize wayfinding”?

    I thought that was already happening? šxʷməθkʷəy̓əmasəm Street ?

    1. Well, the beaver is both, bearing procreation in mind.
      PS…I just read up on “wayfinding” in wikipedia (I know)….but, it is a hilarious read on how academia has made some sort of pseudo science out of a concept/reality that is as basic as…”How shall I find my way down this street to find the store?”
      Oh, and buried in the wayfinding story (apropos of renaming everything)…there is a growing global trend to put “wayfinding” signage in ENGLISH….Heya heya ho.

  7. Toronto you elected this dog and pony show. Please bring it good and hard! The rest of us need a good laugh.

    1. oh! oh! oh! oh! yes! yes! yes! hang in there the nxt 20 miserable years until there is NOTHING recognizable left of the LIEberal epicentre NO ONE KNOW WHERE THE LLEH anything is except a 15 minute radius?
      DONE. theyve done it!!! ambushed and took over the core processes of getting around SMASHED.

  8. Not including the Platypus or the Wildebeest is clearly racist against Australian Aboriginal and African
    newcomers. What could possibly go wrong!?

  9. How about including all the animals the so-called indigenous peoples hunted to extinction?

  10. “You want the Thunderfish line to Great Turtle station. Just follow the snake signs, and you’re set!”

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