The ‘S’ Word

18 Replies to “The ‘S’ Word”

1. Straightaway, I’ll have my files all straightened out. After I finish, it’s straight to the local watering hole for a scotch, straight up.

   Hey! What’s with all the offended looks? I’m just being straight with you here.

2. Sue the school for a hostile educational environment.

   Ok, I will not use the word “straight.” I will instead use the word heteronormative. Is that all better now?

3. “It’s perhaps worth mentioning that the term straight – meaning heterosexual or sexually conventional – is generally thought to have its origins in gay American slang of the 1940s. Which is to say, it was a favoured in-group term used by some gay people, and often used sarcastically.”

   In other words, it began as an insult flung by perverts at healthy heterosexual men who loved their wives, took their marriage vows seriously, and weren’t afraid to teach a lesson in self-control to perverts who tried to proposition them in public bathrooms. They insulted them because the “straight” men weren’t interested in giving their wives the clap.

   1. I guess the opposite of straight is bent. That describes well their mental masturbation antics.

4. I don’t in any way imagine i will ever care in any way what so ever.

   I will take a huge crap on that narrative and anyone selling it. So there is that.

5. In a nutshell, there’s straight, as in light travels in a straight line, and then there’s deviant.

6. Easy solution: I am not straight, I am normal.

   Now, no one is offended anymore, right?

   1. You can be sure that they will construe ‘normal’ as being either transphobic or racist.

      Remember, we are dealing with a very dull-witted, fragile, jejune sect here. These are not humanity’s best.

7. I prefer the term “normal”.

   Faggots don’t like it though.

   1. In today’s world, ‘faggots’ are pretty much considered near normal … the real whacked crowd are the Trannies and their groomers.

8. Well how about if we spell it, ‘strate’, would that be less chilling?

9. Wonderful (no sarcasm). I was uncomfortable with that label. I’ve always preferred, “normal.”

10. Ok! I will happily comply and henceforth shall commence referring to myself and fellow heterosexuals as ‘normal’ instead of ‘straight’.

11. The word that I get a laugh out of is “heteronormative”. As though heterosexuality isn’t normal. These people are brain dead idiots.

    In social media conversations, I like to call the weirdos “deviants”. It is a correct and accurate term for them, but it sends them into the stratosphere. Fun to watch, actually.

    1. Deviant is a rather harsh word. Might I suggest delusional? It indicates a component of mental illness. To think that some men can bear children or that some women have penises is definitively delusional.

    2. I tend to go with “turdgobblers”. I think it makes the point effectively.

12. My pronouns are now “straight/cis”. Thanks for the update. I’ll order the hat straightaway..

13. Alright… enough posting for the morning … going into my office to straighten some things up. No. That does not mean I’m going into the office to stream some straight porn.