It’s Been Great Knowing Y’All

40 Replies to “It’s Been Great Knowing Y’All”

1. Oops, there goes the solar system – sucked into a gain of function black hole.

2. Given that they actually announced the discovery of a particle moving faster than the speed of light, it is my feeling that this particular group should be dispanded into the universe.
   (preferably via tree shredder)
   This is playing with matches in a barn.

   1. Don’t worry, it’s a lot of bollocks.

      1. “Ok Jack, turn that dial to TEN while I think of something to write down for the new funding proposal”.

3. What could possibly go wrong? But it will be an “unexpected ” accident.

4. Ever get the feeling that some things are better not messed with?

   1. I’ve noted it often enough: Just because we can doesn’t mean we should.

5. I vaguely recall an Asimov scifi story where, towards the end of it, the beings on the other dimension begged our protagonists to shut off the link: it was dooming both universes, and their betters wouldn’t listen either!

   Sounds like time to drop another toasted cheese sandwich down that small shaft in the L.H.C.!

6. Ah…Whatever. They thought testing the first nuclear bomb might light up the atmosphere. lets not give too much credit to this.

   But I did tell my wife I loved her before bed…

7. Why are innocuous comments being diverted to moderation?

   1. Black hole, remember.
      Looks like it got Huron’s pants too.
      Nothing to be concerned about… much.

      1. I am in no way interested in Huron’s black hole.

8. I am not wearing pants.

   1. What a coincidence! Er, I mean, how interesting…

9. Hopefully the green energy grid collapses when they’re trying to suck 1 trillion electron volts out of it.

   1. That’s funny!

10. Will this event occur before my property taxes are due?…

    1. Story was from Feb.,2″I think, therefore I am”….still here.

       1. You’re a Remainer…

          RNrn

11. Most commenters here probably have neither money nor brains.

    1. I am still not wearing pants.

       1. Letterman, that you?!

          RNrn

    2. B-2, you too are a reflection of those who post here.

    3. I resemble that remark.
       In more than one universe.

    4. I’ve got money, but I haven’t two neurons to rub together.

12. Maybe I’ll meet “opposite Burton” – Uncynical, always polite, never swears, friendly waves to those driving too slow in 401passing lanes, vegetarian,
    Should be fun.

13. I always wanted to go out with a bang.

    1. If it’s a black hole, you’ll be going out with a “slurp”…

       RNrn

    2. Hey Steve – The Best way to die and the Worst way to die both are from heart attacks. The Worst way is while you are shoveling the snow off your driveway, while Best way to die is in a fit of PASSION!
       Just sayin’

       1. So basically don’t shovel the snow with an erection.

14. I sure hope they understand the gravity of the situation.

15. Sucked into a parallel universe? I’m OK with that so long as I’ve had my second cup of coffee. My cat will probably be pissed off, though.

    1. In the alternate universe, do cats put things on top of tables??

16. The last time they tried to blow up the earth it didn’t end well.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT5zcmLeRLo

    1. Always keep an extra Illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator handy.

17. I think the collider is currently on extended winter break. Something about conserving energy because of the crises caused by “Russia.”

18. If they are looking for black holes they could simply look at Ottawa. On a more serious note do they plan on finding the black holes before the ocean rises 30 feet or after the Russian army falls before the vastly superior force of Ukraine?

19. I’m putting on my 1970’s NIKE trainers now … for my journey into the parallel universe where I’m filthy rich, and all the girls let me grab them by the thumb and middle finger … because I’m rich AND famous.

20. Whether this particular experiment destroys the world or not – they will keep trying until something does!

21. Can’t wait for the new one world government to save us from alien attack in the parallel universe.