Social Disease

38 Replies to “Social Disease”

1. TikTok isn’t available on Canadian Government Devices as of today… begging the question, why was it available on any government device to begin with?

   1. I agree. Not only is it Chinese spyware it’s a toy too. Everyone using it on government devices should be fired.

   2. Exactly ! !!! What other apps do they have on their phones?

      Our Govt = Criminal organization

2. One thing’s for sure, government employees are all a lot uglier starting today.

   RNrn

   1. LOL

3. It can hide physical flaws but the mental flaws are still on full display.

   1. True. I mean, I saw (I mean a friend saw) a definitely NSFW video featuring Greta Thurnberg. I couldn’t watch more than 7 minutes. But it was convincing! Not sure how the last 30 seconds went…..

      1. True. I mean, I saw (I mean a friend saw) a definitely NSFW video featuring Greta Thurnberg. I couldn’t watch more than 7 minutes. But it was convincing! Not sure how the last 30 seconds went….. But regardless, her mental state was still flawed.

         1. “Thunberg Fetish”. My next band.

4. Imagine meeting someone on Tiktok and then going out on a date. Who the hell are you?

   1. It won’t be a problem after they start selling TikTok filter glasses, Steve.

      The future looks interesting. For the date to go off, either you wear your filter glasses, or she wears a paper bag over her head.

      1. When will those Tiktok filter glasses be available? It’s tough brushing my teeth with a paper bag on.

   2. How will that be any different from now? If you use dating apps, maybe one in ten of the people you meet will look like their pics (women) or be telling the truth about their height (men).

5. Great. So now everyone will look the same. With the exact same facial features that some incel writing code in the bowels of TikTok believes is attractive. Personally … I don’t want to live in a dystopian HORROR SHOW as envisioned by The Twilight Zone.

   https://youtu.be/cP8hpvdgJnA

   1. “I don’t want to live in a dystopian HORROR SHOW as envisioned by The Twilight Zone.”
      Too late.

      1. Yep. Screw it … I’m running for the hinterlands, clinging to my guns and God

6. There’s another filter that de-ages you back to a teenager.
   Women hardest hit for those. They cry.

7. Just a high tech version of beer googles

   1. Yep. No hangover, either.

8. Now every woman will look as though you’re seeing her thru your beer bottle goggles. Been there. Done that ONCE.

9. Hopefully, our wise and knowledgeable political and financial elites will step forward and tell us lowly peons what apps we may or may not have on our devices, for our own good.

10. Closin’ time, ugly lights,
    Everybody’s inspected…!

11. What kind of filter is Poilievre using to make himself sound like Trudeau?

12. Much easier than makeup, and cheaper than makeup supplies !

    1. F Ch!nkTok

       and F China

13. To slightly alter an Oldie:

    Forty years of slumbering
    Tik-tok Tik-tok
    Life seconds numbering
    Tik-tok Tik-tok
    Stopped
    Short
    Never to go again
    When the Dumb Ones died.

14. Don’t the girls all get prettier at closing time,

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tHJlWzKeFHU

    I like em better without makeup anyway. (Aka filters).

    1. Off Topic, but I didn’t know until Mark Groubert did a story 2 weeks ago that Jerry Lee Lewis, Jimmy Swaggart, and Mickey Gilley were all cousins, less than a year apart in age. And all great on the piano.

       1. I knew about Swaggart and Lewis, but not Gilley. Huh.

15. When do we go with augmented reality.
    Where I put on my glasses and everyone’s appearance is adjusted to what I want to see

16. I faked every cataract.

17. Is this the filter Chrystia Freeland used for her WEF Board of Trustees photo?

    1. Even the CCP spy app can’t get rid of the smarmy, punchable smirk nor the Thighs of Impenetrability

18. Saves you the trouble of drinking her pretty.

19. Godliness, with contentment, is great gain. TikTok, not so much,

20. Is that what Politicians & Bureaucrats spend their time doing all day? Playing with filters ?

    Why are these Apps on their tax funded phones? What other apps do they play with all day?

    1. It’s the inevitable fallout of the Bring Your Own Device movement in IT combined with stupid and vain executive VPs.

       Step 1: Stupid and vain executive VP buys new iPhone because he’s stupid and vain.
       Step 2: Stupid and vain executive VP walks into IT office, drops new iPhone on desk and says “make this work on our corporate network”.
       Step 3: IT says “We can’t. We use Blackberries here because they’re secure and remotely manageable. iPhones aren’t. They’re not approved devices for the company network.”
       Step 4: Stupid and vain executive VP throws a temper tantrum and makes IT support his iPhone.
       Step 5: A different stupid and vain executive VP notices the money being spent on Blackberries and demands that IT stop buying Blackberries and let employees bring their own phones because it’s cheaper and Stupid and vain executive VP #1 already does it so obviously it’s possible.

       I have seen exactly this script play out in dozens of public and private organizations over the last twenty years.

       A big part of why you hear about so many security breaches in large organizations is that no one really cares about security because no one gets fired as the result of a security breach.

21. And when you go to meet one of these thots for a drink, they show their colors and look like Morbius.