Eating at Olive Garden with a “Pasta Card” is Vastly More Secure than American Elections

14 Replies to “Eating at Olive Garden with a “Pasta Card” is Vastly More Secure than American Elections”

1. FILTHY LIBERALS

   Keep playing Hardball. China is Asshole

2. It saddens me greatly to say this, but this point in my life, I have ZERO faith in the integrity of US elections.

3. Fantastic. And that’s why satire leaves a mark.

   mhb23re

4. Smoking is more secure than US elections.

5. imagine the mess the place wd be in if it was always thus
   alas, another ‘sign of The End Times’

6. Eye’s been disenfranchised by Olive Garden!

7. Blacks and married women won’t be able to get all you can eat pasta at Olive Garden!!! Oh, the humanity!

   1. Do the dead eat pasta?

8. But how many protected voters eat at an Olive Garden? I’m sure that in a leftist’s mind your just proving their point.

9. “your pasta card [at Olive Garden] requires photo ID to access all you can eat pasta! ”

   Do this at Popeye’s and all the blacks will have photo ID. Problem solved.

10. The issue with American elections is that there’s no federal electoral commission that runs elections like there is in Canada. Federal elections are run by the states, so there’s fifty different sets of rules for voting. Short of a constitutional amendment, I don’t see a way around this.

    1. US elections are designed to facilitate cheating.

       The profits politicians can make once elected are enormous.

       So we have means and motives for cheating, and Dems want us to believe no cheating occurs.

       1. If the Medicare and welfare fraud ceased … a LOT of Democrats would die of starvation. They’d have to join Hamas and steal Relief food from the Gazans.

    2. Undermining the Republic trumps (heh) that.