The Babylon Bee May Be Running Out of Preposterous Story Lines

Direct from the Not–So-Golden State is this headline:

California Urges Avoiding Charging Electric Cars to Ward Off Blackouts in Heatwave Because State Loses Solar Power When the Sun Goes Down

Just days after passing a law banning new sales of gasoline powered cars by 2035, California is urging residents to avoid charging their electric vehicles during peak hours in the coming week to help ward off blackouts during an expected heatwave.

“During a Flex Alert, consumers are urged to reduce energy use from 4-9 p.m. when the system is most stressed because demand for electricity remains high and there is less solar energy available. The top three conservation actions are to set thermostats to 78 degrees or higher, avoid using large appliances and charging electric vehicles, and turn off unnecessary lights.“

43 Replies to “The Babylon Bee May Be Running Out of Preposterous Story Lines”

    1. Back when power grid was paying for power generated by solar panels, the rate was so good, that some folks did some really creative solution. This one guy was caught because he was generating power at night with his diesel generator.

    2. there have been a couple of occasions where solar was generating while dark, and wind generating without wind, but it only took the authorities a few years to figure it out….

  1. Can I start HATING e car drivers the same way they loathe me?

    And the CA PUC … who have been systematically fkcuing the PUBLIC with their imposition of “carbon-free” “green” energy can suck the nuts of a diseased illegal hanging out at the local Home Depot.

      1. My anger is as righteous as Christ’s who turned over the money changers tables outside the Temple. The Supermajority Leftist CA Legislature are deliberately impoverishing the residents in the name of their FALSE god … Gaia. They use the Leftist operatives within the CA PUC and the corporate shills at PG&E. We are being driven into Energy Poverty by these megalomaniacs. They MUST. BE. STOPPED.

  2. Teslas and other EVs are connected to the internet. They will all be on line in the near future. Can anyone foresee that they soon will not charge without permission?

    1. How long do you think it will be before evs will be bashed on the hyway, or at night being charged when the guy down the street loses his refrigerator/ac unit. Push back?.. This will be scary.. People hiding their teslas etc.

        1. Ha! They’ll all self-drive themselves to Area 51 … where the passengers will be processed into food for the Aliens residing there.

          1. AI is already in control.
            Terminator had it wrong. No big judgement day to.start things off
            Enslave humanity without people realizing until it’s too late.
            How else can one explain modern culture? …tv, pop music, the entire internet?

            The bombs come after.

    2. Good point, sir.

      The Overton Window moves on, and Californians whimper, “Why wouldn’t I let government tell me where I can go, and when? Its only logical.”

    3. We pretty much all have smart meters now. Our utilities are perfectly capable right now of shutting off our supply today. Scenario – ” You receive an email from Hydro One (Ontario) – ” We have noted that you current usage indicates high usage of your air conditioner, given the current heat wave and high demand, we have asked our customers to limit such usage. If you do not reduce usage within 1 hour we will cut your supply to zero”
      They can do this today

      1. And they could also do it because you donated money to what the liberal government considers an ” extremist” group ( ya know like freedom truckers)

        Modern technology is wonderful …except when it is used by tyrants to better control us.

  3. The Bee’s actually been complaining that real life’s cutting into their shtick somethin’ fierce.

  4. That is where “Not the Bee” got started.
    Headlines so strange you think it the Bee.
    Check it out.

    1. I just got this direct email from PG&E … BRIBING us to “shut it all down, ma’aaaan”. Literally! They’re telling us to not only shut off our AC … but to unplug our computers … and everything else. Yes, my utility is TELLING ME to live like a caveman. How did we get here? We voted for certifiably INSANE leftist politicians. Next? They’ll simply shut off my “smart meter”

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      1. A 100% clean energy future.
        That tells you all you need to know.
        Get out now while you can.

      2. And it will go on all winter too because they are trying to coerce everyone into converting their heating to electric.

  5. This is funny and ironic timing. It could get worse. Imagine the following scenario after Cali outlaws ICE cars and further destabilizes their electricity grid with intermittent green power : massive earthquake, fire or other natural disaster. Electricity system is down. No ability to charge vehicles. Dead electric vehicles clogging up highways. Unlike gasoline vehicles, you can’t siphon gas or otherwise quickly refuel. Very little possibility of escape. Think of the harrowing videos of people evacuating Fort Mac fires but using with electric vehicles preventing highway travel.

    1. I for one will not mourn their passing. The irony in all of this, is that the Coastal F**ktards seem on a course to collective suicide.

  6. How else are they going to bitch about mythical heat waves, and once-in-a-billion-years drought?

  7. CALIFORNIA KATRINA
    Electricity is required to charge the batteries in electric cars?!?!

    Who knew?

    I think they’re building their own Coastal Katrina. Once power is not available to heat or cool single-family homes, they’ll all consent to sleep on cots in large arenas. Could these one day be woke, liberal Death Camps?

    Its good to live in interesting times.

  8. The green ideologues know full well there isn’t enough electricity to power a “sustainable” economy. To their thinking, there are simply too many people driving too many vehicles. When confronted, they wave their hands and a shower of words, sustainability, renewable, infrastructure and subsidy, fall to the ground but they know it’s a lie and sometimes the truth becomes obvious to all.

  9. Our Progressive comrades have the same attitude toward freedom and electricity..
    You can have it,as long as you don’t actually use it.
    The Arctic Safe Communities Project,will provide safe,carbon free living for all members of Gang Green.
    The cult of calamitous climate shall be banished.
    For no civil technological society can survive their continued presence.
    And we are doing them a favour..
    Giving them exactly what they say the want..For Us.
    Placing them where they insist Global Warming ,of the manmade type,is real.
    Drive out the Gangrene.

  10. The whole point of electric vehicles is so they can turn you on and off at will based on social credit scores. The internet of things is the end goal, with you chipped and obedient.

    1. Those that get to live , that is.
      Right now with MAID , there is no 10 day ” cooling off period “.
      You can get it done on the spot in and out into your grave all in under an hour.
      The 2 person overseer rule is now 1 person and that person can be the one who is ” putting you down “.
      The times of Edward G. Robinson’s Sol euthanasia clinic with pretty cinematic pictures and Vivaldi’s Four Seasons playing in the background , as your life slowly ebbs away , is closer than we think.
      Soylent Green Gang was a manual, not a warning, the ghouls have to show us their plans so it’s okay to snuff us.

      I’ll take the brown Soylent chips made from crickets please.

  11. California gets approx 30% of it’s electricity from other states.

    Be a shame if they turned it off

    1. Im sure the Californian will turn it off it it comes from tainted sources such as gas, coal or nookalar

  12. Can they make it any more obvious that serfs should be tied to the land?
    First Covid, now this. Same play.

  13. Hey California, I’ve got news for you.
    The sun is still there, its just on the other side of the Earth!
    Put some panels over there and run wires to here.
    Problem solved.
    You’ll be receiving my bill.

  14. Earlier in the year the BB mocked my industry.

    I laughed, then realised the parody was actually true, right down to the pizza lunch we were having later that afternoon.

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