I, For One, Welcome Our New Self-Driving Overlords


On Aug. 26, 2020, a Nash County deputy and a trooper with the Highway Patrol were on the side of Highway 64 near mile marker 440 while responding to a previous crash when the Tesla slammed into the deputy’s cruiser, the Highway Patrol said. […] The Highway Patrol said the Tesla’s driver admitted he was watching a movie on his phone while the car was on auto-pilot when the collision occurred.

20 Replies to “I, For One, Welcome Our New Self-Driving Overlords”

  1. People who are going to spend 10 years in prison for involuntary manslaughter are really going to be pissed off.

  2. I test drove one of the things, while it’s driving itself you have to keep your hands hovering an inch or two from the wheel. What’s the point?

    1. Pornography.

      The driver was masturbating and wasn’t paying attention to anything but the whore moaning on his phone, until he slammed into someone’s tailpipe—and not in a fun way.

  3. When they tell you it’s totally safe yet insist you park it outside your garage…it’s kind of a tell.
    Spitballin’.

    1. Burton…

      laffin my ass off….! Aint that the truth though eh..?

      A lot like the Vax…safe and effective eh.?? uhuh at creating hundreds of thousands of crippled folks along with some what…?? 1 Million NEEDLESS deaths..? ADD that to a planetary population whose immune systems are totally compromised…

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