Artist Jessica Cook was spotted in Brooklyn presenting her latest artwork. The event sold out.
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You people laugh, but this weirdo has probably already managed to convince armies of your average brain dead AOC voters to give her lots of money – maybe even buckets worth! You go girl! Take advantage of these Lulu Lenins!
The event sold out, as evidenced by the six people in the room.
Why did I bother to learn pen and ink when I could just have dragged a bucket around?
At least we have real artists, if you care to look.
Musicians, too, despite crap music these days.
Scott Henderson’s guitar solo on a song called Black Cherry on the Tribal Tech LP called “Illicit” is enough to keep the faith.
Scott’s solo starts at around the 3;40 mark. One of the most tasteful, exquisite solos evah! Here it is… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsZZd3QtsG4&list=RDuhkvPqXLRSs&index=10
Perhaps if you’d have learned how to make spastic high leg kicks whilst flinging an empty pail around … you could have retired to a much larger mansion on 30 acres of pristine wilderness.
Your patrons would have paid anything … just to see you flail about. Hers have … evidently.
The memes are writing themselves. I’ve already seen three separate offerings where they put THIS side by side with that whacked out Australian Olympic break dancer. Remember her?
Rachael Gunn (or her professional name… Raygun) showed the entire world what you can expect to do with a PhD in Cultural Studies.
If she did this for free I wouldn’t be impressed. However, to “sell out” an event that consists of dragging an empty bucket on a rope around a room “full” of people … while not laughing … and calling your performance “buckets of money” … I golf clap you madam. Because there is an underlying message in there somewhere. We just don’t know it yet. But I think it has more to do with the money she got from the government for practicing her art.
You people laugh, but this weirdo has probably already managed to convince armies of your average brain dead AOC voters to give her lots of money – maybe even buckets worth! You go girl! Take advantage of these Lulu Lenins!
The event sold out, as evidenced by the six people in the room.
Why did I bother to learn pen and ink when I could just have dragged a bucket around?
At least we have real artists, if you care to look.
Musicians, too, despite crap music these days.
Scott Henderson’s guitar solo on a song called Black Cherry on the Tribal Tech LP called “Illicit” is enough to keep the faith.
Scott’s solo starts at around the 3;40 mark. One of the most tasteful, exquisite solos evah! Here it is…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsZZd3QtsG4&list=RDuhkvPqXLRSs&index=10
Perhaps if you’d have learned how to make spastic high leg kicks whilst flinging an empty pail around … you could have retired to a much larger mansion on 30 acres of pristine wilderness.
Your patrons would have paid anything … just to see you flail about. Hers have … evidently.
My next band, the Fantastic Leg Spastics.
I absolutely LOVED The Spinners
https://youtu.be/CZGXOJVvbrQ?si=JBCwqEQcgXnM0KDk
What a fabulous tune! And the Afros … my good times …
But spastic leg kickers? Can’t dance to that … I’d give it a 42
The idiots will always be with you.
Academia and its journals are well worthy of destruction. In fact, that may be the only hope we have.
https://hotair.com/david-strom/2026/08/22/nuke-academia-from-orbit-it-is-the-only-way-to-be-sure-n3818267
May i assume she will be accompanied by a soundtrack of Yoko Ono?
Its performance art. If you want it, you got it. Here’s the good stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1WxRNVPorQ
Here’s an interesting documentary on art funded by artist Damien Hirst that is actually a work of art in itself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13ShK2UAeP0&t=135s
Oh, come on, guys. This is hilarious.
The memes are writing themselves. I’ve already seen three separate offerings where they put THIS side by side with that whacked out Australian Olympic break dancer. Remember her?
Rachael Gunn (or her professional name… Raygun) showed the entire world what you can expect to do with a PhD in Cultural Studies.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bi2x9f_DcZM
If she did this for free I wouldn’t be impressed. However, to “sell out” an event that consists of dragging an empty bucket on a rope around a room “full” of people … while not laughing … and calling your performance “buckets of money” … I golf clap you madam. Because there is an underlying message in there somewhere. We just don’t know it yet. But I think it has more to do with the money she got from the government for practicing her art.
This:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iV2ViNJFZC8