12 Replies to “The Children Are Our Future”

  1. Have reruns of the old 50’s TV show “Roy Rogers” been cancelled due to the name of his horse?

    And to think we sent two generations of our best young men to save the ass of these people.

  2. MARSHMALLOW WARNING!

    …wait, marshmallows are white! I’m triggered! ACK sorry! I mean I’m marsh- no, wait I…

    Having people this weak and pathetic is how nations die.

  3. Without naming it as such, the underlying assumption is that a “trigger” is an evil thing.
    We just finished Remembrance Day. Any of these academic fools stop to ponder exactly how their side won WW2?
    Wokie and wordie debates, maybe?
    After all, “If you kill your enemy – you lose” according to JT.
    The messages and influences they are sending the next generation will guarantee a loss in the next major conflict.
    (Or at least a defeat in the current social one.) Eloi vs just about anybody.
    And as mentioned in the comments – is this really coming from healthy young people, or merely academics trying to outdo each other in Wokeness? Have said academics ever done anything in the real world? Where there are personal consequences for asinine theories?

    1. “If you kill your enemy – you lose” according to JT.

      George S. Patton had a different take, (paraphrasing warning):

      “Nobody ever did any good dying for his country:

      The goal is to make the other poor dumb bastard die for HIS country.”

  4. Wait so now we have trigger warnings about trigger warnings? Are those “trigger trigger warnings”?

    1. Or “trigger trigger warning warnings”… I’m getting trigger warnings just typing this!

      Just imagine the clever little ditty Danny Kaye would make of this though!!!

  5. I agree “Trigger Warning” is provocative. Probably more provocative than the content it purports to warn about itself.

    Imagine you are a young skull full of mush? You see the phrase trigger warning, then read the content. Suddenly you realize those slightly provative words you read did not upset you? What is wrong with you? Why didn’t you take offense? What kind of MONSTER! are you? You are obviously an Uncaring Racist Homophobic Hateful Transphobic Ableist Heterosexualist Christian White Supremacist! You must repent your privilege! REPENT YOUR PRIVILEGE! You should be offended! You are not a monster, are you? Only a Monster would not be offended! You should be triggered! by the wrongthink. You must be triggered by the wrongthink, or you are not a caring persyn! My Gaia! What is wrong with you!

    And … Another skull full of mush is indoctrinated. And your teachers will make sure you stay properly, fully indoctrinated and brainwashed, even if they need to destroy your personality and gleefully crush your independence.

    Should call them “Snow Flake Warnings.” Something that is mockable.

  6. You’d think the real meaning of trigger would be much clearer to them after Kyle Rittenhouse. Shall we keep drumming the lesson home? 😉

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