Honey, I Finished The Jurassic

10 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Jurassic”

1. Arkancide?

2. So Al Gore is right … mankind (personkind for you Canadians) is setting our atmosphere on fire … and it will soon be raining fiery droplets as we all spontaneously combust. Well … at least Al will ride out his demise in style in his $20M Santa Barbara mansion.

   1. Well here I was. Thinking all along it was non-dijinuss hunters (think Fred and Barney) who had clubbed them all to death.

3. no, dinos tails grew so large that they couldn’t have sex.
   They died of frustration
   Can you explain how dinos could have sex? Use your TRex dolls.

   1. You know those tiny Dino-hands? …

      1. Or the green Hulk hands to smashterbate. Thanks Deadpool!

4. We don’t want no self-driving government.
   Who wants to tell Beijing?
   https://dailycaller.com/2026/10/03/gavin-newsom-law-companies-disclose-slavery-reparations/

   This next bit is telling, as the website seems poised to become the administrative equivalent of Newsom’s signature piece of non-Infrastructure, the Train to Nowhere.
   “The platform cannot be built until lawmakers set aside money for it…”

5. The Process is the Punishment.
   Democrats mobilize to dispute an election that has not yet even begun.
   https://rushbabe49.com/2026/10/02/hello-america-the-midterm-elections-are-a-month-away-heres-what-chuck-schumer-and-the-democrats-have-planned/

   Mark my words, the Democrat Party wants to extract revenge as payment from a citizenry that so strenuously and resoundingly rejected Kamala Harris.

6. I’m still mad at Sabine for spreading bullshit on Climate Change. Ok, I’ll watch it. Because … dinosaurs and meteorites.

   And what’s with the JBF hair?

7. I thought you were referring to the oldest living Korean, Jurassic Park?