Plan B

25 Replies to “Plan B”

1. I’m afraid to hit an animal, my vehicle will shatter.
   Hmm. Pesky neighbors or politicians…
   ‘Fried Green Tomato’ remaking.

2. Thought it was a joke…but no, that food truck actually exists.
   LOL…I get that you need to come up with an edgy and catchy name for your business, but wow I can think of a thousand other names other than “Roadkill Grill”.
   If it’s not Roadkill…it’s just not fresh – Well now, that conjures up a whole bunch of images. A thoroughly flattened, desiccated skunk being one of them.

   Carry on.

   1. A thoroughly flattened, desiccated skunk being one of them.

      Inspired, no doubt from this:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nssSIKOrSNk

      1. Ah yes, remember it well.
         Why oh why would they turn off the comments????????

3. In Winnipeg there’s a seafood restaurant that went with “The Captains Boil”.

   1. Too funny!

   2. My favorite is “The Sailor’s Carbuncle.” Make sure to order the tartar sauce with the Bottomfeeder Special.

   3. I saw a photo of a food truck that said Grillenium Falcon.

4. On the serious side, no one eats road kill. The meat is bloodshot, the organs have burst contaminating the meat, not to mention rigor mortis, insects, parasites….

   1. Remember a BBC documentary detailing the life of a family of squatters somewhere in Britain and where the “father” went out daily in his search of roadkill for the nightly dinner all the while chastising viewers of the cornucopia of delicacies that can be had by just going for a walk. Hard pass, Skippy.
      A combination of extreme repulsion and fascination as I recall.

   2. Damn you Doug…
      Your such a kill joy to the narrative.
      Cleaning big animals ‘smucked’ by a vehicle a couple times didn’t leave too much usable meat that didn’t have blood clotting in the meat layers. As you’ve stated, small animals wouldn’t be usable.

      Popping them off with a .22 or pellet gun or the dumb ones stones is preferable.

   3. “not to mention rigor mortis, insects, parasites….”

      Mmmm yummy! But, is that not the plan, to have us eating bugs for protein, so we can save the meat for the one percenters, because only they will be able to afford it. Um, oh, sorry, I mean, to save the planet from the methane from domestic animals. Not sure what they’ll do about the Moose, deer, and elk etc, maybe give them a stern talking to, perhaps mail them a cease and desist order, that’ll do it.

      How about renaming the food truck “Pre rigor mortis roadkill” You know, really, REALLY, fresh roadkill, just to put the city folk at ease.

5. Is anyone surprised that Bill C-36 would be back on the menu?

   1. Didn’t know C-36 was ever off the menu, just like the doubling down on gun owners. It’s his bubble syndrome, he has no clue that the citizenry might object to C-36. Or the spending, or SNC lavatory, or Jody, or India Mr Dressup, or mandatory vaxxing, or, or, or!
      If he had a clue, he might understand the vitriol coming from protesters at his rallies.

      1. All bills were terminated with the termination of Parliament. They have to be re-introduced afresh

         1. Which they will be if Justin cheats enough.

         2. Yep Robert, I am aware of that, but my thought was that anything the turd had in the works before the election will be re upped if he wins again, which is why he was angling for what he thought would be his easy majority. It’s looking like it might not even be an easy minority. I sincerely hope that is the case, cuz, he gotta go.

            He and his father, or the poof who’s name he carries, have been the greatest blight on Canada ever!

   2. OK, Canadians are dumb, how much more proof do you need?

      1. I’m convinced enough.

6. Queue Russell Peters
   Flu k Trudeau?
   Flu k me, I’m not cheap. I’ll plant a billion trees, provide clean water to all reserves, new/old jets for Cdn military, you said jets right?
   There’s 5+ yrs of material, OMG, who needs the CBC, we got our own (H)Air Farce.

7. I used to say something about one’s enemies but Kate did not like it. Oh well, sooner or later what I have said will come to pass. I plan on being on the winning side if I live that long.

8. Many years ago a friend showed me their road kill cookbook. it was a real published cook book. never could find one for myself!

9. -“Roadkill Cafe. You kill ’em, we grill ’em.”

10. True story – My brother in law after showing me his new Harley (that didn’t last long) proceeded home, late fall and at night. And as these things sometimes go, T-boned a deer on the way, throwing him and the bike into a shallow ditch. Cars whizzing by for at least an hour as they couldn’t see him and I’m not over stating things when I say he was seriously messed up.
    A good ol’ boy stopped and got out of his truck to survey his newfound, four legged and very dead meal ticket and heard my B-inlaw groaning from the ditch, ultimately saving his life.
    A Roadkill Knight. God bless ya.

11. Still waiting for a “Sam ‘n Ella’s” Restaurant to open up………..