66 Replies to “How Was Your Commute?”

  2. C’mon man. That looked like a soccer fake flop with additional screaming. Real men drive through cardboard.

      1. My first thought was, “look at the lack of diversity” why do they get to compete without 50% black people, 50% female, 50% transvestite and 50% paraplegic???????

        The mind wobbles – contemplating the hate, inhumanity, and overt white privilege that happened here and no one is in jail!!!!!!!

      2. My initial thought was, Is that lead cyclist on that side of the road blind? He rode right into it as if he didn’t even see it. WTF. Plus yeah, it was a strip of cardboard for crying out loud. The woman holding it was looking at the camera, not at the riders, I would bet she didn’t even know they were that close. Wrong to hang it out there for the camera, but there’s been jabbering on about how she’s causing an international incident or something. Again, WTF.

        1. I have watched high-level cycle racing in person. They go FAST. Like 75-80 km/hr (45-50 MPH) on the flats. Plus they’re tightly bunched together on a relatively narrow road. If the cyclist veers away into the pack he causes a pile-up. He was hoping to blow through the cardboard without falling, but failed.

          1. Yep – startled. And I having thrown myself off a light ‘racing’ bike on at least one occasion, can attest that it doesn’t take much.

            And the others? That’s why infantry squares were immune to cavalry charges; shoot the ones in front and the rest trip over them.

  3. Excellent.
    Can we please do that to all the spandex wearing, prostate massaging, traffic blocking assholes at home?

      3. These people prefer to get around in fully state-controlled ways, with a bar-code attached to them, for easy identification, because, deep down, they love the government and all its over-reach, and only whine about it when it has an effect on them, indeed when it hurts others, they celebrate it.
        In fact, their mentality is that which is responsible for all government over-reach, be it about guns, drugs, transportation or covid. They are ruled by fear, and react viciously in the face of perceived inconvenience. They are no different than the covid karens.

          1. People who are hostile to bike riders.
            I see the same sort of mentality around here, except they’re hostile to Mennonite horse/buggies on the highways, as if taking your foot from the gas pedal or steering a bit to avoid them is the end of the freakin’ world.
            Years ago, I did a 15 km (one way) commute to work in the heart of a major urban center for 7-8 months a year on a bike, for just over 5 years, and noticed the following.
            1. Auto drivers are mostly retards, as are most bicycle riders, as are most pedestrians.
            2. Bike lanes are more dangerous than sharing the road with cars; they give a false sense of security, and my fellow bikers had an even worse sense of entitlement to them than even car drivers with do to the roads.
            3. It took the same time to get to work on a bike as it did on public transit as it did when I drove, except riding a bike costs almost zero, and burned a lot of calories, ie it was good for me.

            If you want the state to start licensing bikers, you are advocating for “papers, please” gestapo. Period.
            If you want to run them over for mildly inconveniencing you, you are a psychopath. Period.

            I didn’t wear spandex, mind you.

          2. So for five years you have been an asshole hurting your betters? Pity you did not end up made good by an eighteen wheeler.

            I don’t want to license bike riders, I want them removed entirely from all roads. And I don’t want any bike lines either if they take up space that could be used by private motor vehicles.

          3. I don’t have “betters”.
            You do, it seems.
            Your insane gestapo-loving desire to eradicate a very efficient and healthy form of transportation due to the fact that it mildly inconveniences you is noted.
            Bikes are private vehicles, cars are not, as you need a big slew of paperwork and have to pay the state regularly for the “privilege” of using them, at risk of being jacked up by your favorite people, the cops.

          4. Yes you do, all drivers are your betters.
            You’re an asshole who consistently gets in their way.
            Also when you come to work you reek of sweat and none want to be near you.
            Hope you get your just deserts.

          5. Actually, I know how to ride without slowing anybody, it just takes a bit of balls. I also know how to pass aholes who don’t know how to ride. This also only takes a wee bit of balls.
            I reek of sweat. Oh the horror. You wouldn’t last one second on a real jobsite, where real work gets done, my little snowflake of the easily offended olfactory organ, and a huge organ it is, always poking into other’s business. You have outed yourself as a Karen. A real one, XX chromosomes and high-pitched nasalizations passing for speech and all.
            Please put up a video of yourself nasalizing “Think of the children!!!”, we could all use a laugh.

          6. Yeah ok, you’re drifting into irrelevant. Your inability to stay on topic is likely linked to excessive alcohol consumption as a kid that you mention below. Is that why you bike? Your license was pulled for DUI, wasn’t it?

            You’re still an asshole and none wants to be near you.

          7. YW:

            People who are hostile to bike riders.

            Being a cyclist myself, using my bike to do things like run errands and so forth, I’ve experienced much the same thing you described here in Edmonton.

            Whenever I’m driving and come up behind a cyclist, I give that person as much room as possible and also a quick blast on the horn to let them know I’m behind them, doing so out of courtesy.

          8. Quick blast with a horn result with a fucking cyclist flipping you off and blocking as much road as possible just to be an even bigger entitled asshole.

            Besides, you claimed in the past that you obey the rules of the road. That makes you an utter minority among cyclists. Take YW here for example, he openly advocates breaking all the rules because cops never bother him when he does.

    2. Your shriveled up balls have left you to a sedentary existence where complaining is the only thing that gets your heart rate up!

      1. My balls haven’t shriveled, they’re nice and bouncy. No damage done to them by the bicycle seat.

  4. I like the from the air video, made me want to go over there with my scrap trailer:-))))

  5. “Hello g’ma and g’pa” … aren’t you impressed that your grand-daughter wrecked the Tour de France!?

    Our Gen-selfie are pathetic self-absorbed simpletons

  8. As seen elsewhere: Imagine the sign saying “AZ Audit” and a sign in front of the Peloton saying “The 2020 election was not stolen”

    1. If it was due to a woman driver, its newsworthy, as this article amply demonstrates.

      1. Don’t forget to wear your bar-code, as a sign of solidarity with the cops!

        1. No actually cops love cyclists and routinely harass drivers that defend themselves from the prorate massaging losers like you. Had it not been for cops there would be no problems with cyclists.

          1. They harass drivers because they were stupid enough to wear bar codes and carry their papers at all times, just the way you like it. You’re just jealous that some folk don’t wear bar codes and carry papers, ready for inspection by YOUR betters at all times.

          2. No actually cops could pull you over at any time if they wanted. The reason they don’t is because you serve the green elites and thus are encouraged to harass your betters.

          3. Sure, they can pull me over at any time, but what good is pulling me over on my bike gonna do? I gots no papers, and the bike ain’t worth crap. What’re they gonna do, write a fine to John Doe? You, on the other hand, choose to carry papers and wear a bar code, basically an open invite to harassment by your betters. (your word, not mine). Oh, and then there are e-bikes, mandated by you cop fanboys to under 500 watts, and under 32 kph, which all us bikers also take with a huge grain of salt, along with stop signs and traffic lights. Stay in your lane and follow the rules, at risk of offending your betters, slave, and leave us lovers of freedom unimpeded by the cops alone.

          4. Oh, and lastly, a fight between an armed man in a car, and an armed man on a bike is a foregone conclusion: The man in the car will lose, what with their huge turning radius and all. I’ve had car drivers like yourself try to run me off the road, and worse. They lost a mirror, or got their precious bar-code carrier scratched up, every time. If I was armed, it woulda been worse for them.
            Of course, you’d be scared to get outta the car, just another pussywillow, like they were, which makes the armed man on a bike your better in every meaningful way. I figure that you must be pro gun-control as well, as you wouldn’t want your fellow bar-code wearers to be at a disadvantage.

          5. “Sure, they can pull me over at any time, but what good is pulling me over on my bike gonna do? ”

            Well they should start by kneecapping you, that would solve the problem for the future. But they don’t because they’re on your side as are their handlers.

            And had it not been for the law that protects you and forces your betters to treat you like a sacred cow you would not be talking and acting tough.

      2. Bikes allowed the freedom for women to find decent male mates in the next town over so they would have to settle for schmucks like you!

        1. Bikes are great inventions, easy to build, maintain, etc. Add e-bikes to the mix, and we have freedoms that car drivers can only envy, even if batteries cost an arm and a leg, but still less than a car, but with less range. These bastids want to box us in just like car drivers are, they rail against autonomous cars, and rail against bikes, when each are on opposite sides of the scale. They are not sane.

        2. Sure they did. And if you failed to find one on the way to, you could always remove the seat on your way back. You did not even have to stop, great convenience relative to horsebacks riding.

          1. That’s all ya got? A weak ad-hominem sodomy argument? Really? Are you hoping that I’ll say I like to be sodomized so Diddley Squat can call me a gentile and jump to your defense? What is the difference between you and Karen, again, aside from the fact that Karens generally don’t accuse their detractors of sodomy? Man, you make real Karens look like pikers. Get a job at msnbc, you’ll fit right in, as your arguments are null, but your insults are epic.

          2. 1. You’re not making any sense. Like at all. Stop drinking for a few minutes.
            2. I wasn’t replying to you.

    1. Before F1 went woke, I was a fan of it. The crashes were fascinating. To quote Don Henley “Its interesting when people die.”, especially at 200+ mph, and later, finding out about how the safety systems performed, etc, is also very interesting. When I was a kid, every snowstorm, we used to bring beer to the bottom of a long downhill with a 90 degree corner at the bottom, and watch the cars pile into one another. Good times!

      1. Kids should not be drinking alcohol, else they grow up assholes and even cyclists.

        1. Back before water purification, everybody drank alcohol, all the time. But Karens shouldn’t drink, they can’t handle being straight, much less their booze. Or maybe they should; a good bar brawl might cure them. Have you considered getting drunk and then testing your marksmanship? Its the true test of how well you can handle drink.

          1. Yeah, so your alcoholism is the reason why your license was pulled and why you bike?

            That explains a lot.

          2. I never lost my license, but nice of you to assume so. Seems your comment is implicitly approving of cops going around yanking licenses from drinkers, though. When will you stop fellating the cops?

          3. Sure you did. That’s why you are forced to bike and bitch about not being able to drive shitfaced after you assaulted some random dude in a bar. I have seen your dickless kind in action many times. Booze gives you courage until someone stands up to you, then you shit yourself.

          4. Ahh, a Moslem, I see, dead set against booze, also, clearly never been in a bar-brawl. I shudder as to how you would fare in a real fire-fight, probably crap yourself. I biked because it was cheaper than paying 10-20$ a day for parking, of course, to elitists like you, that’s just chump change, and how dare those poorer than you try to save a buck. So far, you have called me a liar, and a sodomist. Care to add any more totally unfounded allegations to the list, Karen? You wouldn’t last one second at a bar with your mouth, it’d be leaking teeth inside of 5 minutes, at least before your type hired cops to ban smoking in bars, and set up roadside checkpoints. You really are a piece of work, decrying cops all the while deeply loving them for enforcing your weakling ways.
            Again, you wouldn’t last one second among men.

          5. Oh boy I must have really hit a nerve. I skipped through most of your incoherent drivel. Stop drinking, put on some spandex and massage your prostate until you get at least a little sober.

  12. What a stupid series of posts. You guys are behaving like ten year old brats in the schoolyard. Not just this thread either, there has been a number of back and forth whining and bitching on a number of threads recently. By a small number of brats. If all you can do is wheedle and whine, you’ll drive a lot of people away from this excellent blog. Grow up all of you, for crying out loud, there are much better things to discuss, and ideas to exchange. Everyone likes to have a little fun and make a joke or two, but you guys are creating an Olympic class mess of it, or should I say classless Olympic mess.

    1. Calm down Gerry, they are just having fun.
      It’s like when I use to crap on Trump, they enjoy giving me a tongue lashing.

    2. Please note who you think the children are. After calling them out, either ignore them or try to shame them.

      Like that NB idiot who’s apparently happy the peace in the middle east, with Russia, and with China are all now gone so he can congratulate himself that OrangeManBad is gone. If you’d rather see the world in flames than admit someone you don’t like did something right, then there’s something wrong with you.

      1. @C_Miner
        Since you can’t see the obvious fact that Trump is a blithering idiot, a dangerous fool and a total embarrassment as president, then you don’t have an iota of common sense. Give your head a shake, FFS!

          1. @Johnbrooks:
            Don’t confuse NB with Kentucky regarding inbreeding. Regarding abortion, I am conflicted, I shudder at the thought of a mini human being being torn out of the womb but there are some times when abortion is the preferred course to take. It must be my bingo playing background.

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