Pepé Le Pew Apologizes

Ask your lefty friends if Pepé Le Pew was their woke breaking point?

The New Yorker

Questions have been raised about some of my past interactions with cats and dogs whom I perceived to be highly attractive lady skunks. I never intended to offend anyone or cause any harm. It was all about the amour, non? But, still, my actions are not—how do you say—appropriate. Pepé is très sorry.

It would be easy to blame my behavior on having been insulated by privilege—the privilege of being a well-known celebrity skunk. But I will not do this. It would also be so easy to make some excuse. Like, other skunks have engaged in disreputable behavior for decades without getting caught.

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14 Replies to “Pepé Le Pew Apologizes”

  1. I still want to know why Pepe is being attacked for wanting a positive relationship with the cat to draw attention away from the fact that the cat is trying to avoid him because she is absolutely repulsed by his race.

    1. Takes logic and common sense which our media and politicians hate.
      Lie and spin the narrative is far more preferable that that boring common sense.
      Hence, now we have created two worlds where the current fantasy has to confront reality at some point.
      And that will be nasty for all of us.

  2. I think they may have fucked up my He-man and the Masters of the Universe show…
    Expect it to changed into She-man and how to hate racist white males…

    1. Netflix already f*cked up “She-Ra, Princess of Power” by giving the show to a mentally ill androgynous tomboy, who promptly turned She-Ra into an androgynous tomboy.

      Fortunately no one watched She-Ra then or now, so there’s that.

      If you can find it, the 2002 reboot of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe treats the premise totally straight, in the vein of 1970s movies like Rock ‘n’ Rule and Heavy Metal.

  3. A cartoon is banned because it promotes unwanted sexual advances. Cardi B sings about needing a mop and bucket to clean up after her WAP while dancing half nude and grinding on another female live on a TV award show is OK.
    The Left has truly lost its mind.

    1. Ah! But Cardi is a … *ahem* … role model for young preteen black girls. She has to be. Right? Michelle Obama called Beyonce’ a role model for her girls … and she made her fortune by “stickin’ it in the camera” … pumping, twerking, thrusting, grinding, and featuring her anatomically-correct WAP in every music video she ever produced.

    1. Pepé needs to die under the knee of Foghorn Leghorn … a good ol’ Jim Crowing Rooster … First. Right?

  4. In the words of the LGBTQq+-/&*# … amour is amourn’est-ce pas?

    What’s the problem?

  5. enfin!!! je peut emploi mon francais de l’ecole secondaire!!!
    aaaaand that is about as good as it got . . . . .
    (ribbit ribbit . . . .)

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