The 118 year old Tour de France bicycle race has gone woke. Apparently the organizers don’t like attractive women and will be reducing their numbers on the podium.
The 118 year old Tour de France bicycle race has gone woke. Apparently the organizers don’t like attractive women and will be reducing their numbers on the podium.
Yawn. The Tour de What? Does anyone not a spandex fetishist give a flying fark?
Well, yes, I guess I fart in your general direction. A friend of mine was into cycle racing and I gained an appreciation; not more than that, but it is interesting. Maybe less so now we must see fat woke non gender-specific publicity whores present the awards.
BTW Apparently, I was enthusiastically informed by my local radio station, that it is the start of pride week. As Bob Hope said, he was indifferent to homosexuality as long as they didn’t make it compulsory. These days, you must be pro-pride or be ostracized.
Homosexuality is disgusting. Everyone knows it but only the brave voice it.
Not enough! I demand a transgender Library Story Hour reader on the platform!!!
How about that infamous Playboy centrefold or Sports Illustrated‘s latest swimsuit model?
Offer up Sock-boy (TM).
Not like he has a real job.
Better yet, how about the entire cabinet? They don’t seem to be doing much lately. They can fly over in GG Space Cadet’s private jet.
Yes, he could do a Sports Illustrated. He wouldn’t be naked, he would have his socks on his feet. He would roll in the surf with sand sticking to him. Oh, did I really imagine that! Eeeuuw.
At least they’re not replacing the sweet young things with trannies, fatties and hairy-moled ethnic women and demanding some sort of feigned arousal from it. woo, yeah baby.
No, they are replacing the Tour de Force that is the Tour de France with a handicapped foot scooter dash down the Champs Elysees. And everyone gets a medal.
Formula One ended grid girls years ago. Oddly enough, my interest in Formula One has declined and I no longer watch any races.
Take away the spice in life and eventually all you are left with is a bland porridge.
That probably coincides with their push for green.
IT IS PURITANISM, PURE AND SIMPLE AND MUST BE RESOLUTELY OPPOSED BY ALL FAIR MINDED SWASHBUCKLERS.
The TDF lost credibility with me after the Lance What’s-his-name doping scandal a few years ago.
Long before that. It wasn’t the first doping scandal.
Yes, that was a blow to all pelotons.
I’m good with that as long as the guy isn’t gay and so long as they don’t look weird like those freaky cyclists with weird legs and skinny little arms. The guys must be topless but still wear those tight ass biker shorts. Do that and I will watch.
The French are lost! (Pulls out hair).
At least they aren’t trannies (yet). Another great tradition lost. I can see the winner of each stage saying – “piss off Buddy, I’m kissing the lady”.
That was never a great tradition for many of us non spandex helmeted twats.
Some of us ain’t bi cycled gendered types with Tourette du France syndrome.
And those trophy chicks ain’t thick enough for us real men. Well, maybe a few look good, but they got paid to kiss up those spandex soy goofs. Peace.
The Tour will not stand up to the feminists because their sponsors will not.
Their sponsors will not stand up to the feminists because women control 80 percent of consumption and hate being reminded that there will always be women who are younger, better-looking and thinner than they are.
They call healthy heterosexual men haters of women? Men don’t have the time or energy to hate women. We want to be allowed to enjoy the fruits of our labour in peace, and not have some woman take every cent to squander on herself.
The reality is women hate women, or at any rate any woman who is meaningful competition for their male meal ticket.
Genital mutilation in Somalia? The Prophet didn’t put Somali women up to that. The women came up with it on their own.
They probably use Goodyear Tyres
In a related matter…..
On my part of the expat globe, airline policy has been forcibly change by the woke over some years.
National airlines now allow obese female flight attendants, it doesn’t seem to have much infected the male variety.
For airlines to wring their hands over steel cutlery vs plastic as a weight saving (for better specific fuel consumption) then allow 6 out of 9 carriers of massive lard to act as cabin crew is of course just another bizarro cognitive dissonance of the 21st century.
If I’m in an aircraft for 8 hour pax legs I’d easily choose a competent Asian airline with cute female flight attendants over the heifer cabin crewed national variety.
You don’t like that?
Tough. My money my choice.
Most of the stewards, at least on the airlines I’ve flown, are a far cry from, say, Angus Hudson from the British TV series Upstairs, Downstairs. They come across as being, well, you know…..
Alas, I find the heifer variety flight attendants on Western airlines have attitude problems not evident on the best Asian airlines. It’s a cultural thing.
I’ll pay for that difference advantage.
Airline marketing studies kept top secret will confirm that.
Way back when I first became involved in politics, all the hot women were in the Liberal Party.
All the Conservative women called you dear, had blue hair and talked about their many grandkids.
I even “crossed the line” a few times, given the obvious disparities.
All in the name of opposition research mind you.
Not anymore.
If I were dating now, the first question would be about political persuasion.
Assuming of course, one could meet a Liberal/Left woman that doesn’t look like she needs the Croc Dundee hands on test.
Liberal or left, I’m running away SCREAMING, STRAIGHT TO THE NEAREST LAWYER.
The way things are going for Men in this new laughable, unjust society; a look, a sniff, an arched eyebrow to one of our protected human classes and off to the Gulag for re-education.
Luckily, ingenious men and their technology have once again saved the day.
Do you think the endless supply of pornography, just when women become the most dangerous, is a coincidence?
I’m fully invested in Asian dating sites, wine, vibrators and cat supplies.