Kids Leftists Say the Darndest Things

Here are some thing I’ve personally been told by Democrat voters in the past few days:

  1. The 30-day flight ban from Europe is xenophobic.
  2. The only reason the UK wasn’t included is because Trump owns golf courses there.
  3. Within the next 2 weeks, all American cities will be locked down by the military and police.
  4. Don’t venture anywhere outside of the country because you won’t be allowed back in.

Feel free to share any other conspiracy theories or predictions you’ve heard.

30 Replies to “Kids Leftists Say the Darndest Things”

  1. Good morning all….the Stupid Remains strong with the Leftards. These are the same people who hoard Toilet paper or Buy all the Lysol Wipes in a Costco to profiteer online. Carpetbagging SCUM & Full of SHIT the lot.

    (ha…Im off to Costco this morning as well: We need a 80 pk of coffee, a cpl 4 packs of low sodium bacon & my fav white NZ Chedder and thats it.) Other than that, a cpl of whole chickens (Wally Mart), for the croc pot, some greens and we are good to go. may even hit the Italian Store too…

    Not sure If I should try the one in D’Foot Meadows (always a ZOO), or hit up 17th Ave SE…likely 17th.

    Cheers to all…have a great weekend n stay warm. -21C this AM…March Right.??

    1. Ah, you’re in the quarantined SE quadrant. I was supposed to be down to Rally Pointe to play some volleyball last night, but 24 would have been too large of a group so the venue cancelled on us (just to be on the safe side).

      Here in the NW we’re digging out from the blowing snow. brr.

      Stay warm!

  2. https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/canada/send-in-the-trolls-canada-braces-for-an-online-disinformation-assault-on-covid-19/ar-BB11b2En?ocid=spartandhp
    The CBC via MSN has General Pole-smoker Vance talking about disinformation and who we can trust.
    “I think consuming information from trusted, recognized media, as well as government officials who know what they’re talking about, is the best way to avoid the disinformation.”

    I think listening to this asshole’s advice is what sheeple do. Certainly some can’t disseminate between what’s real and absurd, but a Canadian military general is the epitome of absurd. Why even ask this dickhead anything? He’s loyal to himself and his masters or he wouldn’t have his rank and position.

    1. Just another liberal fart catcher, as proved by the Norman affair.

      Funny how all these police and military bureaucrats become Lieberals after retirement, isn’t it ? They’ve always known which party fills the trough.

      The police (and army brass) are not your friend.

    2. Vance ought to know.
      Being one of the enemies of Canada that he warns us about.
      Of course we taxpayers could ask,What if anything different could our ruling elites have done to weaken Canada further,than they have already done?
      After the Norman Affair it is pretty clear who Mr Vance works for.
      And it ain’t us.

  3. Trump is overreacting to something that is just a bad flu; and

    Trump is racist, racist, racist by banning people from Wuhan China from coming to the US.

  4. The drop in the stock market on Thursday was because of Trump’s speech. Of course, it had nothing to do with the WHO declaring that the outbreak is a pandemic, does it?

    By extension, I suppose, yesterday’s rise was because of Prinz Dummkopf. Then again, he can walk on water and calm the seas with a single word, can’t he?

  5. You can’t even try to make up what libtards might say, it’s pointless.
    The Wuhan Virus has them all in top form.

  6. Conspiracy?

    The left is actually encouraging the spread of the Wuhan virus. This virus tends to predominantly affect older voters, who generally think socialism is bad (cause they know too many people who’ve lived through it), and who are dismissive of fighting global warming.

    Fewer older voters translates into more Democrats in the USA and more Liberal/NDP voters in Canada

    That’s my conspiracy theory of the day.

  7. Trump, of course, was ordered by Putin to sabotage the coronavirus response to damage the US economy.

    The collapse in new reported cases in the PRC is due to Chairman Xi’s brilliance, not a well-founded fear by ordinary Chinese that their parents will be taken to culling centers if they fall ill.

    Everyone was heartbroken to hear about Sophie’s cold.

  8. The average Canadian is stupid….
    And half are even dumber that that!

    I getting tired of the leftards! If they are so “smart” why don’t they fund their insanity with their own money.

  9. As for the “lockdown of American cities”, remind every leftard and Dhimwit that it was a Democrat, Cuomo, that started it, locking down New Rochelle, NY, calling in the National Guard!

    1. That was just peachy because Andy Cuomo was convinced the local Jews were poisoning wells.

      Leftists say the darndest things. I just was forced to listen to a CBC hack tell me that the reason there are so many detected cases in Blue states is the huge amount of resources devoted to public health by Democrats—and not of course, huge Overseas Chinese and Muslim populations (not to mention homeless populations) with unsanitary habits.

  10. I’m as conservative as it is possible to get. The conservative response to this is permanently changing my mind about other conservatives.
    This is real. If you are too f@#king stupid to get that it makes your “conservatism” not about thinking through an issue but just buying an opinion off the rack like leftists do. I get that math is hard but you are literally watching other countries shut down and you think it wont happen in North America?!
    The US is not even testing and we are being lied to that it is happening. You don’t think extreme restrictions are coming to this part of the world? Even animals get spooked watching bad things happen.
    Believing in magic is a left wing thing.

    1. Believing in magic is thinking travel bans don’t work!

      If they don’t work, explain that to all the Iranians that brought the disease TO Canada.

      Explain Sophie’s sojourn, bringing it back FROM London!

      1. Like I said: If you are too f@#king stupid to think, stop talking. I agree with the travel bans. It should have been every country and it should have been when we knew (which was in January).

        This is real. Its not politics. North America will be shut in two to three weeks. If you don’t get that you are illiterate and innumerate (most people are so I guess don’t feel too bad).

    2. The US isn’t testing? Not true. Keep up with what’s happening.

      Personal story: I have a sister in Sioux Falls, SD. She and my brother -in-law just had the flu, with bad coughs. He also has had a a heart by-pass. Went to urgent care to day. His blood O2 very low. Doc there thinks it’s flu exacerbation, but immediately sent him to get a COVID-19 test — a drive-thru site set up outside the ER of one of the local hospitals. Testers in hazmat suits, etc. My sister and I were laughing about them living in backward flyover country. (Actually, healthcare is the major industry in Sioux Falls.) They have to stay home till he gets his test result.

  11. Canada is taking the Wuhan virus seriously. Breakthrough new testing methods are being done without even leaving your house. All you have to do is mail a sample of your
    stool to:
    Justin Trudeau
    House of Commons
    Ottawa ON
    K1A0A6

    1. And, in return, the response would be: “Thank you for your feedback.”

      By the way, did you know that FedEx operates a bus service? According to Captcha, a delivery truck is a bus. Then again, here in (what used to be) Canada, a ventriloquist’s dummy can be prime minister.

  12. Is it just me, or do the Coronavirus maps correlate with the maps where Chinese tourists travel?

    1. Chinese students and workers live in almost every major city in the world, and most travel back every year for Chinese New Year. The first case in Wisconsin was one such student returning to the UW in Madison in January.

  13. I have talked about the Zerohedge linked CBC reported article of Chinese spies that work in Wuhan being ushered out of Canada’s level 4 lab to 4 different Liberal friends.
    Each of them has called bullshit and when I show them the article on my phone they change the subject.

    1. I have had similar experiences. Some lib leaning friends so stuck for an answer, that they got up and left. My right leaning friends saying, “Oh yah! I remember that!”

      It’s probably nothing.

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