44 Replies to “Greta The Magical Retard”

  1. Joan of Arc? Visions? Well she does have the ability to ‘see’ CO2 and hey if it’s immolation she wants I could certainly help to gather up some ‘Green’ wood for the event.

    1. Well, if she can really see CO2 we need to launch her into space and she can thusly provide us with live monitoring of the CO2 emissions below. Notably, she’ll see all the emissions in china but never having been taught real geography will likely report that it is the USA.

      Don’t worry, she doesn’t need O2 to breathe, she is one with the GREEN and so can breathe unicorn farts.

  2. She represents the collective mental disorder of the entire raving loony green party. Keep her out there.

  3. Gruesome Greta will likely be the first retard to win the Nobel Prize since Barak Obama. Historical!

  4. “Greta The Magical Retard”

    Thanks for not caving to the PC Police, Kate.

    Please allow me to simply re-post what I said here the other day….

    “Wow, today’s leftists sure have a lot of different uses for children.

    When they are not sexually abusing them, they are busy exploiting them for gun control or brainwashing them into championing the global warming hoax, or training them to question their own sex, or making them feel hateful toward their own skin color….

    To that end, how dare these arrogant, hateful pricks needlessly terrify young children with their doomsday climate change lies! How evil to teach ANY KID to feel bad about their own skin color! Add to this that almost the entire media, academia, and entertainment industries have cheered these abuses on, it is stunning to even contemplate the inherent ignorance of these people.”

    1. YES. Thank you Kate for not going PC.
      As Maggie said of herself: “This lady is not for turning.”.
      I don’t think we need ever fear this from our Kate.
      Oh, and she won’t go wobbly either!

      That thread title is EXACTLY how we are supposed to fight this enveloping idiocy.

  7. I swear each day gets worse with these batshite crazies coming out of their parent’s basements simply to annoy us . I suppose social media has provided a platform for self absorbed narcissists like this to blossom . It is no wonder I don’t pay attention to anything the mainstream media bores us with .

  8. When Greta Thing walks you always hear this whistling sound. Then you realize it is the wind blowing through the huge gaping hole between her ears.

    1. Did you watch the entire video, or did you merely respond to the regrettable way in which Kate framed her post? If the latter, I think you should watch the entire video. It might change your perspective in ways that go beyond partisan politics.

  9. There is a lot of wisdom in that video. Most importantly, it is not Greta’s fault. It is the parent’s and of course all the greenies who promote this manipulation and abuse of children. I think she is in a psychologically bad way. I fear for her when she no longer commands public attention. She is not emotionally mature and does not seem to be a happy kid.

    1. I agree Linda. It is her parents that should get the ridicule not the young adult. Who sets their kid up to be used by rich folk scamming normal folk and being a spectacle for the world? Do they think it is the only way to profit from her birth?

    2. She is 16 years old for Gawd’s sake. She is not a child. She is an insufferable twit and needs to be told that, everyday.

    5. I do gotta say, the real retards are those who believe her rantings, Evil, those that put this autistic kid up on a Magical Post and encourage her to “speaking in tongues” …so to say.

  10. Saint Greta ensures that we ALL have Aspergers NOW. That we ALL fall somewhere on the Aspergers Syndrome spectrum. That we ALL suffer acute anxiety over the willful destruction of our “fragile” planet. So fragile that it’s BARELY survived for Billions of years (a few thousand years for you Bible literalists, Gord Tulk). Yes, Saint Greta will show us the way. Show us the error of our ways. Show us, by example. She will go live in a shack in the woods. And show us how to live a zero carbon, zero-fuel, life and survive the Swedish winter by bundling up in multiple layers of handspun wool. And now that she’s reached the age of Swedish consent (15yo) … she will proudly abort her first child in a show of planetary “responsibility”. Yes, little Greta can still be USED by the climate catastrophic ghouls … far past her Pipsqueak Longstocking days.

  11. I conducted further “research” into the Pippi character, and she was also prone to lying and telling tall tales. Fitting, eh, wot? As for Greta’s disgusting parents, they have doubtless inspired other unscrupulous breeders on ways to exploit their “children”.

    1. My sisters in their early teens watched a series of Pippi Longstocking movies on television. I remember greatly disliking the character. She was the ultimate of disrespectful know it all smart asses, and I have always hated those people.

  12. If governments weren’t in there like Flint, then I wouldn’t be so bothered by Greta. Let them all be hysterical. Be my guest.

    The problem is that governments are taking advantage of the mindlessness and hysteria inherent to the Climate Change Ideology by imposing taxes on their citizens.

    “Because of a climate emergency, your behaviour has to change, so we’re going to take some of your money from you until it does. And we’ll let you know when your behaviour has changed. In the mean time, put your money in our pockets. If you don’t, we’ll shut off your power and/or put you in jail.”

    As I’ve mentioned before, the government of British Columbia is imposing a 128% “carbon” tax on domestic natural gas usage.

    All in the name of Climate Change.

    Extortion much?

    And then the BC government turns around and hands money to more wealthy people (like Andrew Weaver of the BC Green Party) so they’re “incentivized” to buy electric vehicles.

  14. you know…I would be more swayed by a 16yo that acted smarter and more put together

    ..but a 16yo that makes themselves look and act 10…nope, something ain’t right here

  15. Max is getting lambasted for this tweet

    Maxime Bernier
    @MaximeBernier

    Delusion, manipulation, irrationality, hypocrisy.

    Get ready for media frenzy and mass hysteria as climate alarmist cult saint
    @GretaThunberg brings her apocalyptic message to US and Canada.

    https://mobile.twitter.com/MaximeBernier/status/1167816696624799745

    The best meme against the climate cult was this

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDTzMUIXkAM1U_i?format=jpg&name=large

    She also supports Antifascist

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDT9UtaVAAMyJ1Y?format=jpg&name=small

  17. The sailboat Greta sailed on is owned by the Prince Albert II of Monaco Foundation btw it has no bathrooms.

    What is it with all these foundations? You all remember the Clinton Foundation.

    Or closer to home how about The Trudeau Foundation and a $928,000 gift from European Climate Foundation founder McCall MacBain to 2015 Federal Election candidate Justin Trudeau represents the largest bribery scandal in Canadian history, claim inside sources.

    Evidence supporting charge that McCall MacBain did in fact donate gift of $928,000 to influence/lobby Trudeau in his capacity as Prime Mister of Canada was first made known in a National Post article “Money began to rain on Trudeau Foundation once Justin took over Liberals, analysis shows.” In that article it was confirmed that, “one in six donors (to Trudeau family foundation) have affiliations with organizations currently lobbying the government.”

    After Justin Trudeau became prime minister in 2015, donations to the Trudeau Family Foundation SKYROCKETED. How many Canadians are aware of this? Very few, because establishment media either refused to report the fact, or diluted the information within their coverage. How many Canadians are even aware of the Trudeau Foundation PERIOD?

    Justin Trudeau became PM in 2015. In 2014, total donations to the Foundation were $172 Million. In 2016, they skyrocketed to $732 million. The boost included large financial gifts from non-Canadian sources. Media all but ignored this critical news information.

    Read it all here

    https://capforcanada.com/900000-gift-to-trudeau-govt-largest-bribery-scandal-in-canadian-history-2/

    1. sadly, one could force feed this fact to ALL of canaduh’s voters and far too many would describe it as
      outstanding skill at fund raising. worthy of electoral support.

  18. As we enter the Grand Solar Minimum and we get 1960’s and 70’s weather again (or worse) I will take great joy watching the hysterics from the left. I am rather afraid of crop failures and am taking personal measures in this matter.

      1. I don’t give a sh*t what anyone thinks. I also don’t tell anyone I’m a prepper. Don’t want to have to shoot them when they come begging for food.

        1. I am amused at this whole “prepper” culture that I see on TV and here about. From what I gather its just how I was raised. Spend wisely, stay close to your food. Have a water supply independent of any municipal system. Act simple so as not to attract attention. As I have aged one tidbit I have added to the mix is don’t ever trust a Trudeau or people that associate with one.

        2. “…Don’t want to have to shoot them when they come begging for food.”
          I feel the same way.

          But I may be less tolerant of those who come for it not begging. Especially if they claim to represent the authority of the government that let its people expect it would feed them as in that case, if I am expected to feed the people it follows logically that by their lights I will be their ordained government and I will have to uphold and enforce my authority over them.

        3. so what, I have said something much the same over the years. You would have to conceal the fact that you have some things available for survival because you can’t even begin to think about how many armed people are going to come after you. I doubt you could shoot them all.

  19. I stopped ridiculing Greta once I learned that she’s been diagnosed with Aspergers AND Clinical Depression. Her parents are very much to blame for the abuse that Greta suffers, and are the ones who should be taken to task for using her as their personal Social Justice Virtue Signal.

  20. “I stopped ridiculing Greta once I learned that she’s been diagnosed with Aspergers AND Clinical Depression.”

    This is WAR. Greta is one of Gang Green’s weapons. Greta should be ridiculed to Death. Greta is a weapon, poor Greta.

  21. It’s amazing that some folks here don’t get the Magical Negro / Magical Retard illustration of mirrored convergence.
    I’m equally amazed that folks are all upset by their own misassociation of Asperger’s with retardation. Make no mistake about it, belief in AGW is not a symptom of Asperger’s; it is a form of mental retardation.

  23. Grannyopterix is hilarious [perhaps not intentionally]
    She has a vid favouring Trump’s purchase of Greenland.

    Supporting her argument is a map showing that Maine is closer to the U.S. base in Thule than Thule is to Copenhagen.
    So the US of A is, as she puts it, “the near neighbour”

    Wonderfully Wacky. [butsomeone should tell her about Canada]

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