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    2. If you go to the website you can add a review.
      To paraphrase Kate, this could use some “help” with its marketing.
      Be creative.

    3. Nah, cannot be, it’s missing omar khadr, a first nations terrorist and a transgender cycling champion.

      “Is this how canaduh is viewed?”-it is by me, a profoundly unserious place, governed by morons with a high school kids mentality.

  9. Riding on a moose? BTW Whatever happened to the guy who rode on the back of a moose and put it on youtube?
    The mob wanted to throw him in jail and melt the key.

      1. Wait a minute! You can hunt moose and kill them but you can’t ride them?
        WTF?

    1. Canada’s usefulness as a country has run out. We were formed to counter the US 1800’s expansionism. Now about 1/2 of the country wants to join the US. We can no longer get along, pipelines for an example.

    2. “Sorry, but Canada is not a real country”… yep… that sniveling fake separatist Lucien Bouchard was right… this is the cult of Trudopia, a very unserious place that elects snowboard instructors/drama teachers who surround themselves with foreign funded anti western radicals, of course Canada was dispatched decades ago, unfortunately. I like to think of Trudopia as the mental institution of North America.

  13. The United States is respected again, and Canada is once again the laughing stock of planet Earth.

  15. When we’re being truly generous, yes, that is how we view North Canuckistan.

    You don’t want to know how we view you when we’re NOT in a generous mood…
    }:-]

  16. Cluelessly posing for the camera in front of a Polar Bear and a charging bull Moose, It’s fitting.

    Also can only get in men’s and ladies sizes. There is only two genders.

    1. Funny story. When I was in Bosnia…there was a map with all the NATO forces depicted on it. So, UKBAT, USBAT, etc…we were CANBAT…but because we weren’t allowed to do anything remotely dangerous (under the Chretien Liberals) somebody changed the sign to “CANTBAT”

    1. “A moose bit my sister once” Line of the day.

      He should at least be smoking a big spliff.

    2. But it was a Swedish moose, right?

      Thanks to SDA, my Christmas shopping is done for my Toronto-based, limozeen liberal sister. Whoops, I meant “holiday shopping”.

      1. – Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush – the opening credits from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

        Good thing that’s not a llama, man…

  21. It’s the perfect shirt for leftards. They wouldn’t wear a shirt that says “I’m stupid” but this will simulate that statement in spades.

  24. I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing that T-shirt…makes me want to puke. Just in Tru-groper looks like the clueless wonder he is…is that Sophie riding the moose…just as clueless!

  28. Last week, I was flew back to Edmonton and, during the last leg of the flight, I was seated beside someone from one of the northern American states. (He had just finished a trip to Canada and was on his way home.)

    Our conversation eventually turned to the subject of Prinz Dummkopf and I made my views about him clear. My fellow passenger, in response, smiled in acknowledgement. His Highness’s reputation is known south of the border and there are indeed parts of the U. S. in which he isn’t particularly popular.

  30. I can’t say.
    There is likely no common opinion, although they do fall under mocking or serious.
    The proper response I guess is
    “You can’t be serious”.

    For certain I can say that when it comes time to get down to business or get on with achieving an actual goal as opposed to virtue signaling or living a life of privilege off of the tax payer, don’t bother including the Canadian government until at least October 2019.

    1. Will they institute a new flag with a green serrated leaf replacing the good old maple version?

      That was your cue, all ardent Photoshoppers.

  32. After the initial “surprise” at seeing this and having a moment to consider, I would suggest a caption contest.
    As previous post alluded to, the proper response to this is ridicule. The level of which can be filed with the Family Vacation to India.
    This would make a great cover pick for one of those Harlequin paperbacks, all it needs is an equally cliche title.

  34. I expect he will be getting some offers from Hollywood movie moguls. Having gone to drama school will be a nice fit with his stunning good looks. S’cuse me while I barf….

  35. No thanks. Not my colors. Is this a rub? Don’t they know Mr. T hates the West, so why the Rockies in the backround? Besides, doubt he has washboard abs.

    Did anyone click again for more info? There are more ugly t-shirts.
    T- shirt is $24 &100 % cotton; socks @ $5 mens’ $12 ladies’ uh ha… more for ladies’, beanie hat @$12; trophy pin @ $9.

    1. Doubt he has “six-pack” abs, rather…

      “Washboard” would be rather impossible… I don’t know where I got that…maybe from Grandma’s back kitchen, no one knows what a washboard looks like anymore!

  37. Come to Canada! The sign on my desk says “Liberal” but sometimes I like to flash my NDPenis!”

  38. God that’s embarassing ! Please, somebody please get me a MAGA so that I can at least piss off the lefties here.

    1. “arrested and charged by howling animaltards”
      Yup. Fined 4000.00 Can. each for something that ‘took a lotta guts’ or was it ‘took a lotta beer’.

  41. When in Venice;
    Stop in for an Irish biere, along the canal, from the train station.
    Further along, sign at Perumuto Paradiso, “We don’t serve the f###in tables”. And at San Marci Square, an artists table, “We don’t sell bullsh#t”.
    Elsewhere the locale drivers like to ride your as# and pull your hair.
    Delightful!

  42. He’s flashing the ‘hang ten’ surfing sign. Canadian surfing – I’d think you’d have to be pretty tough to do that. That’s orders of magnitude more manly than anything he’s done in his life. And I’m pretty certain that his real chest is ‘dad bod’ at best, not a sixpack – more like a case.

  43. There should be a beaver in the picture slapping his silly head with its tail. By the way, that twit is not a good looking “man” . He has the vacuous expression of someone untroubled by actual thinking and experience. Perpetual adolescent rich bitch. Etcetera.

    2. I agree 100% Stevie,

      …” should be a beaver in the picture”
      …there are some loons, though not as loony as he is, they’re flying away!

  46. And what exactly does the fruity hand gesture signify? “I enjoy taking it more than giving it” perhaps?

  47. Leftists claim to be the “party of science” along with an unqualified love for Islam. So what would be so bad about homos lining up to have “Islamic scientists” conduct some experiments on the Laws of Gravity with them? You know, from the fifth story window of a Planned Parenthood building?

  48. “And what exactly does the hand gesture signify?”

    Unme says that it’s a secret sign known only to hardcore teletubbie-ers: may the forth be with you

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