34 Replies to “Generation Tide Pod”

  1. Also do not swallow the condom, even if your stomach is all f^cked up after the party.

  2. Avoiding unwanted pregnancy and STD’s is easy.

    Remain a virgin till marriage.

    Never have sex with anybody but your opposite-sex spouse, and only then with a view to having children.

    Take your or your wife’s menopause as your cue for both of you to give up sex entirely.

    If you need to relieve stress, hit the gym. Nobody was ever disgusted with himself after getting some exercise.

    4. yea well you can go read your bible all you like, I prefer my Cialis & KY slick thank you very much….

      Dont drink or toke either right Cdn..??
      As noted, you must be a bright lite at a party dancing with yer walker…

      1. When everyone is quite done taking some cheap shots at Canadian, could they then inform everyone how monogamous marriages that produce happy and productive citizens are worse for society then – oh, let’s say – sex with random people that produce diseases?

        We’ve seen the effects of the sexual revolution and they are not good.

        I think it is high-time to return to traditional morals. Fewer Liberal voters that way.

        1. There is no reason to stop taking cheap shots at A Can, he begs for what he gets and he deserves it. Have you read the idiocy he posted or do you too believe that a faithful happy monogamous marriage excludes sex for purposes other than procreation?

          2. That is entirely irrelevant and the answer depends on what your subjective definition of sexual revolution is. But to answer your question as best as I can, overall as most people understand the term “sexual revolution” it brought forth both negative and positive changes but the balance is probably somewhat positive.

            Now answer my question, here let me restate it for you:
            “Have you [not] read the idiocy he [A Can] posted or do you too believe that a faithful happy monogamous marriage excludes sex for purposes other than procreation?”

        2. hey OK, many monogamous marriages were/are NOT monogamous, it’s just that the truth comes out more today. And women are better able to leave a piss poor marriage . My GGK (good god kristian) mother was fine example of the BS that used to play cover for this nonsense. If you bone up on past social history you will find that many families were multi-fathered, but that all those birth certificates stated other wise.

          1. I remember, before the war, I visited Amsterdam quite often. Lamb skin was the order of the day. Wash, rinse, reuse… as long as they didn’t leak too much. That, and wearing an onion on your belt. I remember a particular young lady…. but then the war.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6Dc7W6jXCo

  4. Its ironic that the people who need the most help when it comes to proper condom use are the ones society would least like to have procreate. Of course kids can’t go swimming without lifejackets these days, but they are sooo precious.

  5. The idea that a condom can somehow magically convert a safe sexual partner into a safe one is utterly silly. There are no safe sexual acts, but rather only safe sexual partners. Ignore at your own peril.

    1. Retirement communities, by all accounts, are rife with STD’s. They are full of women who can’t get pregnant and who never learned any better way of combating idleness than cheating on their husbands. So actually, yes.

      1. It might interest you to know that the average age of menopause in North America is only 51 and that people of this age generally don’t live in “retirement communities”, and that one can be menopausal and live happily with one’s spouse in one’s own home.

        The shenanigans that do take place among the genuinely elderly in retirement communities and assisted living facilities are more often than not among widows and widowers, no matter how much your warped view of life wants to paint the facilities to be one giant orgy.

        1. I think he is just angry that he was placed in a retirement house where all available girls unfortunately must wear diapers

  9. “Don’t wash or reuse condoms”. Does the military know about this?

  11. Really?
    Do people actually do that?
    You know that plural denotes more than one, hence 2 people do that one can suppose.
    This is a major news article, hmmm….
    The “journalists” must be onto something.

  12. Reusing used condoms?

    Ha, I’m getting near the age now that I will have to start to throw out my unused condoms because I didn’t get a chance to use them before their expiration date.

  13. saran wrap.
    when this stuff hit the supermarket shelves, it was a, ummm, . . . . . .
    (use yer imagination)

  14. Best graffiti I ever saw was written on a condom machine in a Winnipeg bar:

    “This gum tastes funny”

    1. I remember hearing this a long time ago.

      There is no safe way.

      Of course back then they were called ‘French Safes’.

  15. I’m surprised that CSA doesn’t have a standard for these being reused.

    (I can’t be the only one that looked, though relieved that Google didn’t auto fill this in for me)…

  16. Just wait when the environmentalists hear abut this and start demanding a ban on non-reusable condoms.

    1. I answered your question, here is a version of the answer for the attention span impaired: “it did more good than it did harm”. Got it? Good,. Now answer my question.

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