As dumb as this is, I had to laugh at the unintentional humour in the line, “She said they use a very small laser.”
Indeed — updated!
Oh brother….Just as dumb as that female Anus (rectal), whitening fad….I just saw that on FB one night recently and had a hard time understanding it (Ya think.?…LMAO).
One hopes that surgical activities such as this leads to genetic variance in that any offspring either does not make it or learns intuitively: Stupid is As Stupid does.
soooo, Dick Johnson went to Bang-Cock to git his taliwacker whitened!!!! Got it.
Calagary Marc, yup, I laffed at that also:-)))
I would simply have them soak ”it” in Clorox bleach for a few minutes every day. Considering the questionable places a pekker can find in ”Bang-cock,” the disinfectant qualities of Javex (aka Clorox) could yield medical breakthroughs! And all for about a dime per diem!!
Uh oh! The crazies have finally found my WHITE privilege … my light-colored cawk. Yes. Women (of all colors) find my schlong irresistible. In fact, women (and unfortunately, some men) stop me on the street and ask to see it. I am constantly pestered to whip it out … and whip it good. Whip it! Everyone wants to see it and touch it. You know … just like Harvey Weinstein. He never sexually harassed anyone … WOMEN harassed Weinstein (and Kevin Spacey). They were FORCED to show their WHITE, uh … “privilege”.
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two words most men never want to see in
the same sentence… penis AND laser.
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Just moments ago I was reading about Procol Harum and “A Whiter Shade of Pale”. This surely must be a sign.
What size laser do they use for a North American size penis ?
*asking for a friend.
Imagine someone’s disappointment when he finds out the treatment is for “whitening” and not, ahem, something else…..
“…most clients were aged between 22 and 55-years-old with many from Thailand’s LGBT community.”
So, bound to be a hit in Ottawa and Trawna.
Please excuse my ignorance but what is the purpose of whitening one’s pecker?
And what does the L stand for in the LGBT comments? “L”s don’t have dicks.
Yes I believe it all came about over a misunderstanding with the engrish word:
They got ‘whitening’ but what they thought they were going to get was ‘lengthening’.
” “L”s don’t have dicks.”
They could be lesbians trapped in men’s bodies. Ya know?
P.S. They used to be called “males” back in day when masculinity wasn’t toxic. Not sure what they are called these days.
“Not sure what they are called these days.”
ask you husband, or is that your male wife?
Sweet, looks like my invention of Extra Whitening toilet paper will be a huge success!
If you’re worried about the colour, you’re not putting it in far enough.
I think I just found a market for my Bleach Flavoured Condoms. I’m calling George Foreman’s friends at Invent Help right now.
I just got out a dictionary to say this about all of the above…yikes… this is not my mother tongue but I will try my best so please excuse any grammatical errors etc…
Oye vey I’m just shvitsn at your shtupn shprakh.
Just the thought of Mr Kenji’s schlong makes me want to reach for a phone and call a shoykhet!
Mr Ken you are such a smart alec…your shtark shprakh makes one want to shrayem.
Urgh.
Link is http://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asiapacific/thai-penis-whitening-fad-drives-social-media-nuts-9832428
As dumb as this is, I had to laugh at the unintentional humour in the line, “She said they use a very small laser.”
Indeed — updated!
Oh brother….Just as dumb as that female Anus (rectal), whitening fad….I just saw that on FB one night recently and had a hard time understanding it (Ya think.?…LMAO).
One hopes that surgical activities such as this leads to genetic variance in that any offspring either does not make it or learns intuitively: Stupid is As Stupid does.
soooo, Dick Johnson went to Bang-Cock to git his taliwacker whitened!!!! Got it.
Calagary Marc, yup, I laffed at that also:-)))
I would simply have them soak ”it” in Clorox bleach for a few minutes every day. Considering the questionable places a pekker can find in ”Bang-cock,” the disinfectant qualities of Javex (aka Clorox) could yield medical breakthroughs! And all for about a dime per diem!!
Uh oh! The crazies have finally found my WHITE privilege … my light-colored cawk. Yes. Women (of all colors) find my schlong irresistible. In fact, women (and unfortunately, some men) stop me on the street and ask to see it. I am constantly pestered to whip it out … and whip it good. Whip it! Everyone wants to see it and touch it. You know … just like Harvey Weinstein. He never sexually harassed anyone … WOMEN harassed Weinstein (and Kevin Spacey). They were FORCED to show their WHITE, uh … “privilege”.
*
two words most men never want to see in
the same sentence… penis AND laser.
*
Just moments ago I was reading about Procol Harum and “A Whiter Shade of Pale”. This surely must be a sign.
What size laser do they use for a North American size penis ?
*asking for a friend.
Imagine someone’s disappointment when he finds out the treatment is for “whitening” and not, ahem, something else…..
“…most clients were aged between 22 and 55-years-old with many from Thailand’s LGBT community.”
So, bound to be a hit in Ottawa and Trawna.
Please excuse my ignorance but what is the purpose of whitening one’s pecker?
And what does the L stand for in the LGBT comments? “L”s don’t have dicks.
Yes I believe it all came about over a misunderstanding with the engrish word:
They got ‘whitening’ but what they thought they were going to get was ‘lengthening’.
” “L”s don’t have dicks.”
They could be lesbians trapped in men’s bodies. Ya know?
P.S. They used to be called “males” back in day when masculinity wasn’t toxic. Not sure what they are called these days.
“Not sure what they are called these days.”
ask you husband, or is that your male wife?
Sweet, looks like my invention of Extra Whitening toilet paper will be a huge success!
If you’re worried about the colour, you’re not putting it in far enough.
I think I just found a market for my Bleach Flavoured Condoms. I’m calling George Foreman’s friends at Invent Help right now.
I just got out a dictionary to say this about all of the above…yikes… this is not my mother tongue but I will try my best so please excuse any grammatical errors etc…
Oye vey I’m just shvitsn at your shtupn shprakh.
Just the thought of Mr Kenji’s schlong makes me want to reach for a phone and call a shoykhet!
Mr Ken you are such a smart alec…your shtark shprakh makes one want to shrayem.
Ah ha ha ha!