Born Again Experience

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1. Wonder how he enjoyed his stay in Canada?

2. He knew the aluminum Mountain Dew can needed recycling in a different … disposal unit?
   How green of him.
   In my neighborhood … the Trash policia’ randomly “lifts lids” and will fine you if the wrong trash is put in the wrong can.

3. In a related statistic … Mountain Dew drinkers are most likely to have outhouses in lieu of indoor plumbing.

   1. Nice!

4. He was turning his life around, man.

5. When I was working at the Mustard Seed building in downtown Calgary about 2011? the portapotties were on the front sidewalk on the construction side, blocked by a chainlink fence and a variety of signage saying “construction workers only” and mandatory PPE but they were close enough to the entrance that… on a few occasions as people gainfully employed on the site went to enter these units near to morning coffee break time they were occupied by a couple of same sex people and at least once by opposite sexed people.
   It really catches you off guard.

   I don’t know how much Bitcoin would have to be on a USB key hidden inside a Mountain Dew bottle but I suspect it’d be “plural” before I went in to retrieve it.
   Related, of course…
   https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJudpspS7pY/?hl=en

   1. Any Graham Platner types going solo?

6. Here’s a photo. I hope it’s real.

   https://northeastnews.net/pages/man-found-trapped-inside-portable-toilet-after-wine-jazz-festival-viral-video-draws-millions-of-views/

   1. If ever there was a case for natural selection…

      1. Yes, cutting him out of it was devolutionary. Generations from now the species will suffer from the decision to rescue him, and his Mountain Dew, and his false teeth.

7. Scatological eschatology.
   New meaning to a whole world of shit.
   As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be….

   It was never about the Dew,
   It’s about the poo.
   … and now a haiku.

   Looking up I see
   Starfish looking back at me
   Crowning liturgy

8. Scatman GYM, I know, I know where you’ve been.

   Apologies to Marc Bolan.

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbwVkZ8L8d8

9. We wuz Port a Potty and sheeeeit.