Caption Contest — Winner

Well, this was a tough one, made tougher by some of our readers mistaking Vladmir Putin for Robert Duvall. But in ascending order, my completely subjective choices for honourable mentions:
“Stay thirsty, my friends” – Terry Anderson
“The line up to drink the dirty covfefe dishwater stretched all through the CNN headquarters and out into the street.” — richfisher
And the free book goes to;

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“CNN Editorial Staff: We don’t always masturbate in the bath. But when we do….” – Lickmuffin


Shoot me an email there Lick, and we’ll set you up with a book.

90 Replies to “Caption Contest — Winner”

  1. CNN reporter 1:: Could this be a photo of Agent Vladimir Putin that’s being processed in developing solution??”
    CNN reporter 2: ”Yes, that’s exactly what it is. On Kodachrome.”
    Reporter 1: ”Do we know where the film was purchased??”
    Reporter 2: ” At a Seven Eleven, across the street from Trump Tower in New York.”
    Reporter 1: ”Did you see the rest of the film??”
    Reporter 2: ”Completely Blank. It looks like it was purposely exposed to light.”
    Reporter 1: ”Back to the drawing board.”

  2. Dems have tried to notch me on their gun
    Force me down and make me drown,
    But, you can’t keep a great man down. I repeat
    You can’t keep a great man down.

  3. CNN waterboarded Vladimir Putin but he still wouldn’t confess to meddling in the 2016 American presidential election.

  4. Vladmir Putin, he not only stole the election, but he also causes dish pan hands.

  5. With your $100 contribution to NPR, you get their going-viral new heat-sensitive coffee cup which starts with a picture of Trump and slowly changes to a picture of Putin as it warms up!

  6. CNN Editorial Staff: We don’t always masturbate in the bath. But when we do….

  7. “Maybe they have nothing else to do in America but talk about me,” the Russian president responded.

  8. I thought it was “You can’t see the forest for the trees,”not, ” You can’t see the ocean for the water.”

  9. Hey media, Vladmir Putin is not just in your morning cornflakes, he is EVERYWHERE.

  10. Putin, the Scarlett Pimpernel of the leftist media. They see him here, they see him there, they see him everywhere.

  11. (Putin’s vice) Hey Amerika! Could ve haf a leettle collusion heer fa cryin’ alloud. Ima drownin’!

  12. Look at what Hillary forgot to remove this when she tried to throw the kitchen sink at the Donald.

  13. Look what Hillary forgot to remove when she tried to throw the kitchen sink at the Donald.

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