Well, this was a tough one, made tougher by some of our readers mistaking Vladmir Putin for Robert Duvall. But in ascending order, my completely subjective choices for honourable mentions:
“Stay thirsty, my friends” – Terry Anderson
“The line up to drink the dirty covfefe dishwater stretched all through the CNN headquarters and out into the street.” — richfisher
And the free book goes to;
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“CNN Editorial Staff: We don’t always masturbate in the bath. But when we do….” – Lickmuffin
Shoot me an email there Lick, and we’ll set you up with a book.

Rub a dub dub, I’ve got Vladdie in my tub!
“I’m ready for my Glenn Closeup, Mr. DeMille.”
Thanks Kate, but not the mug shot of Putin I was hoping to see.
Waiting in Hilliary’s bathroom server.
CNN reporter 1:: Could this be a photo of Agent Vladimir Putin that’s being processed in developing solution??”
CNN reporter 2: ”Yes, that’s exactly what it is. On Kodachrome.”
Reporter 1: ”Do we know where the film was purchased??”
Reporter 2: ” At a Seven Eleven, across the street from Trump Tower in New York.”
Reporter 1: ”Did you see the rest of the film??”
Reporter 2: ”Completely Blank. It looks like it was purposely exposed to light.”
Reporter 1: ”Back to the drawing board.”
Dems have tried to notch me on their gun
Force me down and make me drown,
But, you can’t keep a great man down. I repeat
You can’t keep a great man down.
CNN waterboarded Vladimir Putin but he still wouldn’t confess to meddling in the 2016 American presidential election.
Piss Anti-Christ. (Unless that’s beer!)
Vladmir Putin, he not only stole the election, but he also causes dish pan hands.
Scum, like cream, rises to the top
A color photograph of George Washington in bubbles. #fentanyl.
From what is left of the Aral Sea with love.
Putin is holding PM Sunny Ways under and Justy’s blowing bubbles. He didn’t “probably take” Putin after all, after boosting, he could.
http://www.burrardstreetjournal.com/justin-trudeau-claims-he-could-probably-take-vladimir-putin/
Anderson Cooper’s bat signal?
Dirt on Trump can be found in the most unlikely places.
With your $100 contribution to NPR, you get their going-viral new heat-sensitive coffee cup which starts with a picture of Trump and slowly changes to a picture of Putin as it warms up!
Communism? You’re soaking in it.
You have to drain the swamp to see who’s colluding with him.
CNN Editorial Staff: We don’t always masturbate in the bath. But when we do….
“Maybe they have nothing else to do in America but talk about me,” the Russian president responded.
The Russian Dawn
I thought it was “You can’t see the forest for the trees,”not, ” You can’t see the ocean for the water.”
Rub-a-Dub-DubPavia, Putin in the tub
Piss President
Dishwashing time at the Clinton mansion.
“All my Children”. A Russian-American soap opera.
Comrade Putin cleans a bit of dirty laundry by hand, in the kitchen sink.
Okay, I Putin the first load …
Hey media, Vladmir Putin is not just in your morning cornflakes, he is EVERYWHERE.
Out out damn spot!
Putin, the Scarlett Pimpernel of the leftist media. They see him here, they see him there, they see him everywhere.
When suds are the abyss.
(Putin’s vice) Hey Amerika! Could ve haf a leettle collusion heer fa cryin’ alloud. Ima drownin’!
Voice, voice, Putin’s VOICE!
Where’s The Beef?
Look at what Hillary forgot to remove this when she tried to throw the kitchen sink at the Donald.
Look what Hillary forgot to remove when she tried to throw the kitchen sink at the Donald.
Wow! I am honoured to accept this award. I’d like to thank the academy, my parents, and all the little people who have made this possible. Thank you. Now get back to work.
I’m not sure how the book thing works. But if you can, could you please take the value of the book and the cost of postage and put that towards the Speer kids Indiegogo thing?
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/help-raise-1-000-000-for-sgt-chris-speer-s-kids#/
Thanks.
Congratulations! This photo was a tough one.