Well, this was a tough one, made tougher by some of our readers mistaking Vladmir Putin for Robert Duvall. But in ascending order, my completely subjective choices for honourable mentions:
“Stay thirsty, my friends” – Terry Anderson
“The line up to drink the dirty covfefe dishwater stretched all through the CNN headquarters and out into the street.” — richfisher
And the free book goes to;
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“CNN Editorial Staff: We don’t always masturbate in the bath. But when we do….” – Lickmuffin
Shoot me an email there Lick, and we’ll set you up with a book.
Tom Hagen, consigliere, sleeps wit da fishes.
Mean street media whims with the swishes
Tom is that you Tom? My goodness the Maldives are flooding!!!!Hansen get the camera for proof!
Hillary Clinton had a bath.
Somebody needs to wipe that. Like, with a cloth.
Robert Duvall …. all washed up.
‘I told him more than once that all that coffee he was drinking would kill him’
or
‘I made him an offer he should not have refused’
Robert Duvall …. all washed up.
“Bill, when you finish watching whatever that is on your porn channel, could you have a look at the kitchen sink. Ever since I had the boys over, Robert Duvall has appeared in it”…. “Oh, Ooh, Ooooh, Ooooooh Kay Hill”.
For once – Throw the baby out with the bath water.
BleachBit guards your privacy.
“Without Rasputin there would have been no Lenin.” Alexander Kerensky.
duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn
Naming Putin does help. I thought it was George Washington.
Jeez, Hillary said she was just getting out to get more wine. She’s been gone for seven months now.
“As seen in the CNN lunchroom”
“As seen in the CNN lunchroom”
“Yes Justin I do have a bubble bath on Saturday nights – I use polonium bubble bath.”
Kathleen Wynne after the makeup is washed off.
Whoa…that was a long piss!
Eye of Putin, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
H/T Shakespeare Macbeth
Oh sh-t…we thought you said you wanted PUTIN piss-party dossier!
The line up to drink the dirty covfefe dishwater stretched all through the CNN headquarters and out into the street.
Tiny bubbles … In the wine …
Putin sporting a parson’s collar? I’ll have to rethink my Sunday mornings!
Now if we can also find Donald Trump in there somewhere then we know the collusion was happening in my kitchen sink
Rubber schmucky… your the one
It took a while but I think I got it – chain saw firing up.
This picture made me think of Irving Berlin’s “Putin on the Rinse.”
Put a poor picture of Putin on a background of soapy water and one of SDA’s readers will come up with something original.
While catching the Clinton’s dirty laundry before the rinse cycle I sacrificed a good suit.
I’m going to wash that man right out of my hair…….
Leftist drool about Trump’s “Russia collusion” could fill a bathtub … they are drowning in their own spittle
That’s not how you make poutine.
“Awe come on Hillary…..That’s not what I meant when I said you needed to clean up the Putin mess!” Bill Clinton
Putin bathing, trying to get the stench of the Clinton Foundation off of himself, not wanting to “slip” in the shower.
Jaws.
Andres Serrano wuz here!
rinse recycle repeat
…DECAFF PUTIN…
Well my entry is NFG. I was using the Godfather character played by Robert Duvall angle and how Clinton aides seem to end up dead.
Who knew that the Clinton influence could reach this far??
Stay thirsty my friends.
Vladimir “SUDS” Putin was proud of the clean outfit he ran.
Floating in the media bubbles.
Yes,so did I. Uncanny resemblance.
I’m starting an internet rumour that Putin is a descendant of George Washington,and is therefore the rightful President of the U.S.
Who knew Russians could be clean?
No DNC dirt to be found no more.
Soap Star, Vlad Putin … daily on CNN’s “THE RUSSIANS’.
Don’t throw the Valdy
Out with the bath water