Honey, I Finished The Internet

19 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. The answer to that used to be “penicillin”

2. mmmm…..bacon…..

3. 6 slices is not enough.

4. Buy two. It’s bacon.

5. Just the thing for those groups hosting community breakfasts to welcome new immigrants.

6. All Hail John Galt!

7. They’ve got a WAYYYY better idea at that site, “Fret Zeppelin”!
   With just a bit of practice,we can all play like Jimmy Page!
   The bacon thingy will be nearly impossible to clean,don’t buy one.

8. Checked out the comments/ratings on amazon. Not good.

9. Baconnaise.
   http://www.jdfoods.net/products/tastyspreads/
   Bacon/Chocolate shot glasses
   http://throughtheeyesofmybelly.com/bacon-chocolate-shot-glasses/
   Mmm. Bacon.

10. I doubt if the people who buy things like that would ever think of cleaning it. They’d just keep using it till it burst into flames one day, then toss it in the garbage and go to MalWart to buy another.

11. Isn’t bacon ‘made’ by salting and smoking pig bellies? How do you do that in an oven?

12. With bacon it’s the entire experience. Why would one cheapen it with a tawdry appliance?

13. I like to fry bacon in a pan on the gas barbecue. It keeps the odor out of the house and you can pour the drippings on the compost pile or in the garden.

14. Why would you throw the ‘drippings’ away? It’s much better for frying than vegetable oil, and healthier too in moderation. If your range hood vents outside as it should, then the odor shouldn’t be a problem.

15. We went with induction so clearly won’t be buying this messy job. Still, they’re on the right track.

16. bacon is good even when deep fried.

17. Read the user comments and see the ACTUAL photos of this baconater ! Too funny ! The machine is “flawed” to be generous.
    BTW … my kids showed me their favorite “life-hack” solution for perfect bacon … bake it. It comes out perfectly cooked with no curling or uneven cooking. It is truly the BEST way to cook bacon. And it is splatter-free !
    http://www.theslowroasteditalian.com/2015/09/kitchen-hack-how-to-bake-bacon.html

18. I like to fry it in a cast iron pan on the stove. It keeps the smell in the house to help mask nasty odours like air fresheners, and saves the fat for frying food that doesn’t have it’s own (e.g. bread.)

19. nasty odours like air fresheners
    “air fresheners” are a joke, like the people who pile on deodorant and cologne/perfume instead of bathing/showering.
    They are also toxic to our health and our pets.
    Why air fresheners and scented candles can wreck your health: They could cause cancerous DNA mutations and asthma
    investigators warn that they can include an array of hazardous substances which may cause lung damage and tumours, interfere with our hormones and cause such lifelong problems as asthma.
    Last month, a study involving Public Health England’s Centre for Radiation, Chemical and Environmental Hazards, warned that plug-in air fresheners produce ‘considerable’ levels of formaldehyde: described by the US government’s National Toxicology Program as a known ‘human carcinogen’. It is most closely linked with cancers of the nose and throat and at the very least, it can also cause sore throats, coughs, scratchy eyes and nosebleeds.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3220306/Why-air-fresheners-scented-candles-wreck-health-cause-cancerous-DNA-mutations-asthma.html