38 Replies to “The World Is Being Googled By Stupid People”

  1. They don’t teach anything in school anymore so of course they have to go online to find these things out.

  4. The complete answer to no. 3 is really intelligible only after two years of a degree Physics program. “Molecular translational KE” is not a bad start.

  5. You guess the question. It is not brains, but if you have a butt hole..you are good to go

  6. How stupid can people be?
    Everybody should know that the currency used in California is the Peso.

  8. 1 – Which is higher Fahrenheit or Celsius?
    They are the same height, but Fahrenheit is wider.
    2– How do you calculate exchange rates?
    The weight of the banknotes.
    3– What temperature is?
    Agreed.
    4– What is the currency used in California?
    The Peso.

  9. Difficult conundrums they are, indeed.
    They pale in comparison to “Is it faster to New York, or by Train?”
    Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!

  10. Celsius because it comes from progressive Europe.
    With advanced math far too complicated to describe here.
    The answer to any question about temperature is global warming.
    California currency is a thing and is measured by weighting the virtue signaling you have shown in any given year thereby giving a true measure of your worth to the commonweal.

  11. “What is the currency used in California” – Not necessarily as stupid as it sounds if you stop and think about it for a second.
    Whether sex, drugs, and cheap Mexican labor, currency can happen in many ways. This is California after all, backdoor plastic surgery to back alley abortions.

  13. I googled “were does god live”……after 3 days of searching my computer died, so I bought a new one. I’ll not ask that again!!!

  14. Silly NME, the answer to that question is “outside”.
    We only know where we exist. In order to create this universe, God must exist outside of it.
    Good luck finding that on a map or star chart.

  17. yo. mr antichristnumber; God exists outside the physical 3 dimensional (albeit warped beyond measure by all that mass) existence we have.
    astophysicists tell us of ‘the beginning of time’. fair enough, God exists outside of time; He certainly does NOT subject Himself to the limits and constraints of His own inventions. the best glimpse we have of His realm is quantum physics; that thing about particles being in 2 places at the same time, because in addition to God not being subjected to the limitations of time, nor is He confined by another invention of his called distance.
    and the reason Christ showed up in the locked room at pentacost is the fact He merely invoked large scale quantum mechanics to pop into existence in said locked room. hint: the physical 3D universe ‘overlaps’ God’s timeless, dimensionless existence; He graciously and out of necessity allowed said 3D realm to ‘borrow’ space in order to expand and exist.
    to me it is the perfect explanation for instance, of how He can be ‘everywhere’ at the same ‘time’; no such thing as time or distance where He is! etc etc.

  18. ‘the best glimpse we have of His realm is quantum physics; that thing about particles being in 2 places at the same time’
    Quantum physicists would prefer not having to talk about that.

  19. Hahahahaha, up yer meds a dose or 10, you people just crack me up. Now how about some simple proof of the existence of this “gawd”

  21. I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I read the first few comments and I just knew the idiotic NME000 was going to show up with one of his stupid comments that add nothing of any value to anyone …. except himself.

  22. A blonde rings up an airline.
    She asks, “How long are your flights from America to England?”
    The woman on the other end of the phone says, “Just a minute…”
    The blonde says, “Thanks!” and hangs up the phone.

  23. Re: Proof of God’s existence.
    That’s easy. In a lab, God created a monkey named NME666. A while later, the monkey learned how to fire up a computer and type comments on Small Dead Animals. Therefore, God exists.

  26. Where is he (God)? He’s IN you.
    Were you born? Yes? Good, now he has a home.
    Have you ever done anything good? Yes? There.
    Have you ever said anything good? Yes? Another There
    Have you ever been kind to anyone? Yes?
    Have you ever felt compassion for anyone? Yes? Or maybe?
    Have you ever felt love for anyone? Yes, I hope.
    God is in you and regardless of how annoyed it makes you, you’re a better representative of God on earth than you think, 3×6.

  27. Discussing religion with an evangelical is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. You always get dirty and sooner or later you realize that the pig is enjoying it.

  28. ‘For those who have faith no explanation is necessary; for those who do not no explanation is possible’

  29. People will believe whatever their imaginations can conjure. It only becomes a problem when someone tells them their belief is incorrect.

  32. I smiled at the California currency google.
    20 years ago when we were selling our white elephant condo from hell here in Vancouver the realtor tried to get us to ease up on the asking price by telling us that the prospective buyers were coming here with Quebec dollars.
    She meant, of course, that they were moving from a much lower-priced market.
    You can imagine the fun I had with that idiocy.

  34. bin using NME666 for about 20 years now, and it never loozes it’s entertainment value. And it never surprises me how it can reduce people of normal intelligence to blathering idiots.

  35. Of course they get taught things in school! Important things. Like what a demi-queer aromantic transgender foxkin is and why they should be proud of being one no matter what the evil reality-based bigots say, and how George Bush, Stephen Harper, and Donald Trump are building pipelines to murder baby seals in Fukishima for fun because of the patriarchy.

  37. …all because of what ‘THEY’ believe 666 means. I’m always amused by how quickly that gets evangelicals foaming. It’s like waving a red NRA flag in front of a lieberal progrsssive bullshítter.

  38. OK – the second question I can understand. How DO you calculate exchange rates? Hey – check out folks at Walmart or anywhere can’t count your change back to you. I certainly don’t expect them to calculate the change back if I give them U S funds. Ya know??

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