28 Replies to “Those Moderate Saudis!”

  1. And we’re supposed to be upset when they are blowing each other up on their streets?

  2. Dumb advice. That twig would not faze a fly. Now an over-the-knee spanking would work wonders.

  3. I expect western feminists will have massive protests over this, especially the ones in eastern Canadian cities.
    I can just see the signs they’ll carry: “Beat Eggs not Women!”(picture of scrammies on sign) “End Saudi Oil, Buy Alberta!”/
    *nyuk nyuk nyuk, couldn’t write that with a straight face*

  4. “over-the-knee”
    Ha! A grown woman? It’d be more difficult than calf roping. Good luck with that.

  5. Well I have it on good authority (an old bachelor told me) that When you spank your wife if she can’t still feel it the next day you didn’t spank her hard enough.

  6. Its so much easier with Asian women … because they have been bred to SERVE their men. To be obedient and subservient. They require almost NO beating whatsoever. Well, that’s what all the Asian Bridal matchmakers say … Ha !

  7. “they have been bred to SERVE their men. To be obedient and subservient”
    I think you mean ‘raised’, not bred.
    What? Do they tell the disobedient and assertive, “No breeding for you, we don’t want more of the same.”?

  9. But,but,but…I thought the sadists…er…Saudis where so noble with their women? How could I have been so wrong? Oh. Kenji, You breed(bred) animals,not humans. Oh wait. Sorry.Forgot we were talking about muzzies.

  10. I imagine this is Sharia doctrine. If we keep immigrating Islamists there will be an urgent call for Sharia here to keep those wives in line. Otherwise the wives would have rights and wife beaters would be charged.
    Another reason integration should be mandatory here to stop wife abuse, the wives could retaliate with a knee to the gonads and a call to authorities. They need to spring out of the 7th century to the 21st and civilization, where we have evolved and all are equal under civil law, not wackadoodle crazies form the stone age.

  11. I tried the toothpick beating on mine once. She countered with a cast iron frying pin. Never going there again.

  12. And this bunch continues to outbreed us. Just for fun, I looked in the local dollar store for a tooth-cleaning twig but came up empty. Guess I’m not a candidate for conversion.

  14. No problem. The Saudis teach us the proper way to beat our wives; the Swedes show Islamists that the best way to engage in Taharrush (gang rape) is to target women and girls not self-identifying with wristbands (not to worry … they come off easily).
    In the spirit of inclusion and progressive accommodation, perhaps we can go a bit further. Must be frustrating for Muslims not to know what kind of Kaffir they’re dealing with in European or Western cities. Perhaps Jews could wear the Star of David, and Christians either a Cross or a fish, and since we want this be easily visible (so there’s no misunderstanding, you understand), these could be made of bright yellow cloth and attached to the breast of a coat or jacket. If that’s inconvenient, then an arm-band would do nicely.
    Hey, it worked wonders in the 1930s.

  15. The Deafening Silence from Western Academia, The Main Stream Media, Western Governments and the Feminists is enough to make one puke…..I can almost hear Ben Afflek foaming at the mouth that there are a Billion Muslims that simply want a normal life…!!
    ….yep, normal weekly beatings, normal weekly beheadings, normal weekly mass attacks on anything and everything and ad Nausea….
    ISLAM is a F’n Cancer and should be treated with Radiation…
    ’bout 100 X 10 megatons aught to do it..?

  18. In my lifetime, I have met 3 men who claimed to be in relationships where they were abused by their woman. A fascinating anomaly, it is probably more common than we think. I remember feminists spending a lot of energy trying to squelch any suggestion that it wasn’t just an extreme exception to the rule.
    Can’t help wondering how this fairly rare female failing manifests itself in Islamic culture. I assume by a deadly stoning for her.
    We need to shove Sharia Law in the denying left’s face at every opportunity as I believe it’s conflict with their other pet projects will eventually cause their implosion.

  19. I knew a guy, Best Man at my wedding, former Corporal in the PPCLI, brown belt in Tai Kwando, who was an abused man in a common law relationship.
    He decided to play house with a former stripper who was an alcoholic and meth user.
    I met her, once, when he phoned me up out of the blue, our relationship had lapsed, to help him move his things out of her domicile. After I moved him out, I told him if he ever moved back in with her to not to phone me to help him move out.
    He moved back in. The sex was too good.
    She hit him over the head with a baseball bat while he was sleeping in their bed. She grabbed his scrotum and tore it open, his left testicle was hanging out.
    He grabbed a pile of Kleenexes put his shorts on, got his jeans on and left to get in his van. Apparently he backed over her, it was night and she did this thing(he had told me about this behavior before) with trying to tear his rear licence plate off and in his semi-sleep state plus the trauma that had happened to his scrotum didn’t realize what had happened.
    So he drove several blocks away and climbed into the back of the van and fell asleep again.
    Later he woke up and he and his van are in the impound with 2 of Calgary’s finest discussing the case of him running over her just outside the back of the van. He gets out and says, “Well here I am.”
    They take him to the hospital, get his story, and then they let leave.
    She was charged, he wasn’t. She had broken ribs and a punchered lung from being run over. She had on more than one occasion tried to stab him with a knife.

  20. I have not had any personal friends or couples we associate with whose wives abused them, but when I was a kid my parents had two couples who they visited on occasion and I personally saw the abuse heaped on the husband in front of company.
    If I tried the tooth-cleaning twig on my wife I could move from the Baritone section of the choir right into the soprano section.

  22. Filmed in a European forest? How appropriate. The new masters of European women…

  23. Saudi Arabia?? Isn’t that where Justin Trudeau buys crude oil for ”La Belle province??”
    Vote Liberal!!

  24. The reverse abuse appears to happen in Islamic circles as well.
    A few years ago, a young Muslim couple moved onto our floor in the building. Apparently, her mother stayed with them for a time, or moved in with them, but wasn’t around for very long. The story I heard was that she took a swing at her son-in-law with a broomstick one night and he, in turn, had her legally barred from their place.

  25. yah, just like you are all over the buggering priests!!!
    hypocrisy should become the new “kristian Olympic” sport

  26. Oz stated:” A grown woman? It’d be more difficult than calf roping”
    True but in my twisted perve mind, the woman would secretly enjoy it and therefore be compliant. Followed by hot sex. But that’s just me. PS: I’ll tone it down now, we don’t want this to become a S&M site.

  27. Alright … alright … “born, bred, raised” … I am spending some quality time with Merriam Webster today. I am not yet Asian-bride worthy till I get this all sorted out

  28. for all you folks who have never read a koran, it’s in the koran. duh. keep those peace lovin muslims coming in and we can all bask in the glory, or maybe the gorey that is islam. there really is no cure for stupid and we are getting dumber day by day.

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