10 Replies to “Don’t Tell the Wife”

  1. Dear Ms. Penny,( and I assume you are not married, because surely your surname would be
    hyphenated), Turing Pharmaceuticals has an anti-parasitic drug called Daraprim, albeit a
    tad expensive, it might be the prescription to rid you of your ailment.
    While it is generally quite efficacious, there is no guarantee it will cross the brain
    membrane and hence may not eradicate the butterflies in your head.
    If this medication does not work, I can get my hands on some anti-psychotics if this
    problem is psychosomatic.
    WARNING- both these medications may cause rational thought and or humanization.
    Your friend,
    Men

  2. Feminism was started by fat and or ugly women, some lesbian. Since ugly is the majority, it didn’t take long to bully many hot, but left leaning babes into the insanity.
    Conservative women are still sane and decent, many are hot …. check them out before you get a Walmart special.

  3. Many people think that LOVE is too difficult a concept to really define, except of course for jewelers who describe love as at least two months salary.

  4. And they don’t need her in particular. Any crazy lady will do as far as they are concerned.

  5. “Laurie Penny, future crazy cat lady. All she needs is the cats.”
    As a cat fancier, I must protest your described future for some innocent felines.

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