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‘Vacation Breasts’ May Be Next Big Thing in Plastic Surgery

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Vanity re appearance is very gender related….
I must admit interest but I have often pondered how much priority I have in that regard…I have concluded that priority varies from day to day.
There was a time when I and associates discussed priorities about female attributes…we concluded that the “butterface” term contained a lotta merit.
Yeah well, mileage may vary….baldness….I figured out after others gifted me a wig…that it was wiser just to live with it.
Then an interaction with a client left me with a very large facial scar….I opted for corrective (plastic) surgery, a great cost, so I wouldn’t frighten my parents.
Dangerous ground…

This could be – pardon the pun – big.
Lots of women get tans before heading to cancun, pumping up the breast to fill out the bikini would seem like a very logical thing for them

nothing like playing with the damn things, and the clock strike 12:-)))

I suppose this will determine whether folks will book 7 day or 14 day vacations.

Come on, you guys know you’re thinking it so I’ll say it; next up is the “vacation wiener.”
I’ll pass tho seeing as NOBODY is sticking a needle in my parts 😉

I’ll just leave this here…
http://youtu.be/dNHb3lZobt0

Used to worry about my smallish breasts until I nursed my two kids and my breasts did just fine!

No pictures in the article? What the hell?

For that one in five-hundred-thousand women who has ridiculously – as in sideshow-freakishly – oversized breasts, getting breast reduction surgery for medical reasons is understandable. The typical Pamela Anderson-type “boob jobs”, though, are a sure sign of mental illness, IMO, or at least badly impaired thought processes.
I’ve never understood why guys find giant fake boobs attractive, or why women would want to disfigure their bodies to impress guys who find giant fake boobs attractive.

I suppose, if you could become a virgin again so as not to get killed by your new Mohammedan hubby, fake boobies in order to snare him wouldn’t be so far out of the question.

Agreed with the breast reduction comment, a couple of friends have had back problems and should probably have considered it.
In terms of self disfigurement, this is the minor leagues. Foot binding is one of the worst that has been done, but consider modern studding, tattooing, and horn implants. Thank heavens amputation hasn’t become popular as a means of showing how cool one is.
Oh, and should a fake smile be attractive? Why would they be socially acceptable or promoted as friendliness, while another means of looking more attractive (in the eyes of the one getting the implants) be seen as tawdry? Most people (especially the younger and/or more insecure) really want the approval of their fellows. They are willing to do lots to look better to the peer group (see the comment about tattooing and studding above). Smiling and showing fake friendliness is a simpler form of the same item. In some careers, one must smile to succeed. In others, one must have (and then maintain) a certain body form. Both have been faked so much that it’s rare to find someone who is natural and open with how they really are.

I agree that horn-implantation is higher on the, er, disfigurement scale, but plastic boobs and those equally grotesque collagen-lips are by far the more common examples of the sort of grotesquery that masquerades as “cosmetic procedures”.

http://waltherpragerandphilosophy1.blogspot.com/2014/07/deceiving-shapes.html

I knew a ‘lady’ who was an exhibitionist in the extreme. During a casual conversation she would inevitably find a reason to disrobe. She had under gone breast augmentation which did look at all attractive when she bared her breasts. The augmentation made it much easier for me to keep my eyes were they belonged.

why women would want to disfigure their bodies to impress guys who find giant fake boobs attractive.
That’s really what it’s all about. Stupid women attracting stupid men to breed more stupid children.

I’ve had vacation breasts.
I’ll never forget Bambi’s, corn-fed from Nebraska, marinated in Tequila on a Mazatlan beach. Ahh, the mammaries.
Everyone should have a pair or two.

For the San Fran crowd my guess is there will soon be a vacation Corn Hole.

Vacation breasts need more support!

Oh, great. Now you tell me.

That was odd, I don’t know why the comment turned out like that. Stupid internet.

Are vacation breasts are the ones you take on vacation or the ones with tan lines (or no tan lines)you come back with? Inquiring minds want to know.

No pictures in the article?
For rabbit only:
google breasts fake or real

“”vacation wiener.””
It is called a Russet Burbank potato. Or any oblong variety. I suppose a sweet potato, yam or banana would suffice.
But you stick in in the FRONT of your Speedo … not in the back. ☺