My Obama-Is-Actually-A-Space-Alien Theory*

All is proceeding according to plan;

Mayor Rahm Emanuel closed the books on 2012 with $33.4 million in unallocated cash on hand — down from $167 million the year before — while adding to the mountain of debt piled on Chicago taxpayers, year-end audits show.
Last week, Moody’s Investors ordered an unprecedented triple-drop in the city’s bond rating, citing Chicago’s “very large and growing” pension liabilities, “significant” debt service payments, “unrelenting public safety demands” and historic reluctance to raise local taxes that has continued under Emanuel.

* Rahm Emanuel eats mice. See also: James Carville

6 Replies to “My Obama-Is-Actually-A-Space-Alien Theory*”

  1. Should Chicago survive?
    It has the socialist junta virus of economic disaster, that infects America these days.

  2. Hmmm interesting theory – rats that eat mice.
    As for Chi-town’s budget woes, they see to have the money to have cops work overtime going door to door confiscating guns from people who have not renewed their FOIP. A wise reptilian Dem can always find the money to disarm the victims of his kleptomania.

  3. Not only is the can getting battered and beaten from all that kicking, but they are also running out of road.

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