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1. Michelle sent me out for some more frackin’ veggies!
   I am sooooo going to get that triple with cheese, a Pepsi and some fries…with gravy…

2. Look upon my wad, ye mighty, and despair.

3. “Geeze, how come you’ve got such a big wad?”
   “‘Cause I don’t pay for SHIT, sucka!”

4. Getting rich off of Uncle Sucker.
   Obama is such a cretin.

5. Heh! While I am spending America’s money eating fries and suckin on a Pepsi , the American people can suck my fat one !!! DEEEATH TO AAAAMMMMERRRICCCCCAAAAAA!!!!!
   IIIIII KIIILLL YOU!!!
   Wow, why don’t you tell Americans what you really think of them PREZ!!!! And here let me use my card I collect airmiles!!
   LMAO!!!

6. “That’s ok Barry, I’ll get it again, I can see your almost out of food stamps”

7. Me and Monica have something in common. We both got a wad of Bills.

8. “Don’t use the plastic man, Michelle will see it your monthly statement”
   “Sum bitch bro, Michelle increase yo’r ‘lowance or what???”

9. Ok. Can I have my wallet and money back now Barry?
   O: why your gonna end up giving to me anyway!!

10. How much this time to keep all the press creating positive stories about me?

11. How much this time to keep all the press creating positive stories about me?

12. White guy: “Take me Obama, take me here, take me now…hell take my wallet too…

13. Boy, are we ever giving the 47% a snow job redistribution.

14. Boy, are we ever giving the 47% a snow job redistribution.

15. I was gonna do something about the MENA, but then I got high. Do you have the munchies? I have the munchies. OMG don’t tell Michelle…

16. I just love our educational system; that bimbo didn’t see anything wrong with giving me $180 change back for a twenty.

17. They were right after all; yours is bigger than mine.

18. You are all giving him WAY too much credit for being highbrow or intelligent enough to come up with something topical.
    Guaranteed it’s more along these lines:
    “Did you really?”
    “Yeah, I did -snicker, giggle- I had the spiciest burrito earlier. So much for Michelle’s new food plan, huh?”
    “Dude, that’s so…”
    “Hey! It’s still Mr. President to you!”
    “Sorry Mr. Pre…”
    “Just kidding, but MAN, it’s like a small barnyard animal up and died in there, ain’t it?”

19. Just looking for the choom spliff to go with the deli munchies.

20. “As long as they keep giving me money, I’ll keep writin’ checks. It’s your lunch I’m eatin’ anyway.”

21. Keep your money, we’ll make it 16 trillion $17.38.

22. Dateline- July 4th, 2016. President Barrick H. Obama cracks up when he can’t cover the cost of a deli-sandwich.

23. “First time I’ve ever reached into my own pocket, the camera’s are rolling right?”

24. “No, I was serious Barack. You should consider reading the constitution so you know what it says”.

25. OHHH Now I see where the bail out funds went.

26. OHHH Now I see where the bail out funds went.

27. Is that Campaign Funds he is using ?

28. Oh man…
    This gig is almost as lucrative as the one I had in High School selling dope.

29. Sure I bet the Seatle game, I knew the ref from Chicago

30. Just like I said, Barry. You get me half a billion in stimulus money, and I’ll make sure you always get your lunch money back in the bottom of the bag.

31. You really thought I was going to pay? Too funny.

32. The bathroom here is clean. Let me show you and you don’t have to pay. Is Michelle with you?

33. What do you mean White Devil White Devil?
    Oh, I did not know you speak Watutu!

34. Did you refer to me as White Devil White Devil?
    This is how they know you!