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1. You thought I was paying? HAR HAR HAR

2. “Is it still warm?”
   “Still warm? It’s still wet!”

3. Hey, I’ve got more than you and I’m laughing all the way to the bank.

4. Heh heh, I’ve only carrying rials again,you’ll have to get this one.

5. Suckers

6. I haven’t been so happy to pay off a bet since the last time I bet you couldn’t find enough dead voters to get me elected.

7. “Michelle doesn’t know, really?”
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8. “We printed these up just this morning”

9. …that’s OK, Mitt doesn’t know… but he’s buying!

10. The dog here is amazing but they only take cash

11. Barry: This mornin’ I had $8, Bernanke quantitative eased an’ nows I gots $87! God bless America!

12. Thanks for the cash for my nephew’s medical treatment.

13. No, really, lend me $20.

14. Barry: So John, guess where your military pension got redistributed?

15. Barry: I got it John, Tony Rezco saved me sum serious bread!

16. it’s wet because Chris Matthews wad is in here too.

17. Really? They still haven’t cut off your expense account?

18. Hey Barack…the five goes on the outside of your roll, yo.
    And ditch that money clip – use one of those rubber bands that you get on broccoli to hold it together.
    Gangsta.

19. Can I have my money back, please?

20. “You didn’t earn that.”

21. Do you accept EBT cards?

22. Have a billion on the US taxpayer Benji.

23. Netanyahu will really be pissed when I send him a bacon sandwich.

24. You want relish with that dog?

25. They’re Bama’Bucks!

26. Barry: Check-it-out, I’m payin’ in rupiah’s!

27. What,you don’t carry American money either !!!

28. Barry: Affirmative action John, I cashed in!

29. Don’t worry, there’s lots more where these came from!

30. Check this out, I keep emptying this thing and next time I look it’s full again. Why don’t the unemployed get themselves a wallet like this?

31. “There are alot of things you don’t know about me.”

32. Seriously dude… you’re the President… just tell ’em you got the munchies… they’ll give us extra pickles for sure.

33. All I have to do is open my wallet , than people rush towards me, to give money. Works every time.

34. Do you accept food stamps?

35. A bunch of Obamoids held a yard sale, and they sent me this.
    So, I’ll pay. To some degree.

36. You know, Barry…if you pay with a credit card instead, it’ll be easier to tax the tip and we can confiscate the bank’s profits too!

37. No really. I’ll pay. After I get elected again you will need that.

38. Tee. Hee. Once Ben gets done with the dollar all it will be any good for is to wipe your a$$.

39. “thank goodness for that sale on color printers at Staples”.

40. J: I know a nigga wad and that aint no nigga wad.
    O: No, not since Benny boy has been printing these babies up at light speed.

41. All I had to do was lay down on the couch and them girls on the View couldn’t get the cash out fast enough!!

42. Better spend it before they realize it’s worthless !!!!

43. 500 people skipped a meal to send me this wad.

44. “Imagine, people were actually going to buy wedding gifts and birthday presents with this”
    “Now this is what I call redistribution”
    “Look here, I have more money hand than girl behind the counter is going to make all year”

45. “On me! It’s like found money! Can you believe those NFL replacement refs?. I’d swear they were my WH staffers! Ha, Ha, Ha!”

46. We’re spending our children’s inheritance by aborting them.
    Oh look those evil Iranian’s are going to bomb us,
    “duck and cover Jimmy!”
    Atta boy!

47. Don’t worry: after QE3 hits the streets, you’ll need this many bills in your wallet to buy a hot dog.

48. Don’t worry: after QE3 hits the streets, you’ll need this many bills in your wallet to buy a hot dog.

49. Yes, missah, yes missah, Ah’ll pay fo yo dinnah.

50. OK, use the card and make sure you hit “yes” when it asks you if you want extra cash.”