10 Replies to “We Don’t Need No Stinking Sparky Cars”

  1. Only 995,500 ‘sparklers’ to go!
    They should invent a portable lightning strike…when you need to accelerate PDQ (Pretty Damn Quick).
    It’s just that those lightning strikes tend to leave a burnt crease in the hair do.
    So if they give out a coupon for a coiffure and/or haircut after recharging your sparky car, I’m sure that will be enough incentive to remain ‘cool’.
    They could call it the ‘Porta-Plasma’ filling station, just attach yourself and car to the thunder cloud grid. What could possibly go wrong?
    Cheers
    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  2. And I thought that Germany was the most sensible of all the European countries.
    Hmmm…..
    Germany should know better.

  3. Them Germans have it all backward again, they should have invented Mr. Fusion (Back to the Future) first before plugging up there Autobahn with useless electric cars.

  4. Too bad they won’t have nuclear power plants to recharge all those sparky cars.

  5. That’s OK we will have a million and one ethanol cars on our streets by then, also unworkable.

  6. Opel Ampera (Chevy Volt) just the thing for the autobahn.
    Present unit cost around US$250,000. each.
    US June sales of 1760 reportedly include a large government buy.
    Post Nov election look for the assembly line to be ripped out and shipped to China.
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    Wonder if the ship will make it across ok.

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