Best Photo Caption?

77 Replies to “Best Photo Caption?”

1. “Where’s the flush button?”

2. Too much! Calls for sunscreen and I can do it.

3. Hmmm.. If I aim this right, bouncing back off the sun, I might be able to send “ethical emissions” right to the White House!

4. Daninvan: It’s Gertrude and “Heathcliff”…

5. I’ll just perch here and see how many stupid comments I can attract.

6. Gee, I can finally get a tan under my chin!

7. I am the Sun God. Where’s my rays?

8. another inert statue to a lost cause ready for covering with pigeon crap. Cheers;

9. I’m pretty sure this is one of those new eco-friendly waterless toilets.

10. Mike Sr.
    Yeah, that was my take as well…

11. Better make sure this doesn’t have the new crap sensor built in.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ODO3DXxbA0

12. Solar panel or TelePrompTer? Seems both attract bird brains.

13. Obama preaching to the masses.See how great it is.

14. Time to play Bird Turd Bingo!
    (It’s similar to Cow Patty Bingo. Google it if you don’t understand.)

15. Build it and they will come.

16. If I plug in, will I be able to touch the face of God or maybe even Suzuki.

17. North Arm Turkey Shoot!

18. Spot the pigeon.

19. Hey, if I turn a little more to the left I can cover this thing in a day.

20. Gertrude and Heathcliff Seagull were discussing the needs of a new nest one day when Heathcliff proudly announced that the housing crisis was over. He had just put a deposit on a new place. (Red Skelton was one of my comedic heroes)

21. North of 60, making sure the panel stays pointed at the sun.

22. If I can come in at a 4 degree angle about a foot and a half above it and around 45 MPH…………yup, should be able to cover the whole thing.

23. 1. …for me to poop on.
    2. On a cold winter day, nothing beats the luxury of a heated toilet seat.

24. Poopin’ on statues is so yesterday…

25. Obama’s choice to replace the “eagle with the arrows” on the new Us currency.

26. This one is a winner!
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    Albatross!
    Posted by: Eskimo at January 16, 2012 4:11 PM

27. poops, i did it again…